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Louder than recommended
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
To answer the @hollyanderson.bsky.social's question on today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the next message after the pegging video lands in family group chat is:

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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Adventures of Tintin is getting a staggering number of sequels.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Give me two hours of this youtu.be/BTWWT_qZgpE?...
Magneto Bar Scene | X-Men First Class (2011) 4K HDR Movie Clip
YouTube video by Filmey Box
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don't know if I'd go so far as "bad" but I've always felt like Donnie Yen and Alan Tudyk paper over just enough jank that the ending sequence sends people home happy enough to forget about it.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He's been around the world's ugliest CHUDs for nearly a decade. A charming, normal-looking man, must feel like Chris Hemsworth to him.
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
New Bubba just dropped
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Buddy....
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The new Orville Peck album is wonderful. His cover of "Maybe This Time" from Cabaret was repeating in my head all weekend.
This morning is a GREAT morning to post about things that are good that you really like imo
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Men in stylish coats
- Secretly a musical
- Overtly a musical
- A gift from Steven Spielberg
- Twee bullshit
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-people being very serious in incredibly wacky situations
-affectionate genre sendups
-horror (gay)
-I HAVE AN AESTHETIC (tm)
-what if people but also singing?
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-lets steal something!
-everything just got really weird really quickly
-black and white films about unnecessarily expansive metaphors
-two women decide to make out about it
-sure, there's puppets in the cast, but we're all treating them as people
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is it bad that I immediately recognize Tom Landry, but only because Homer Simpson bought his hat?
Shane Beamer after seeing that the Virginia Tech parachute option was no longer available.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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They said Donald Trump did what??? To whomst??????
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The room is
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.

-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Veneers so white they got Hamilton on vinyl
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Just incredible how often this is the correct piece of commentary for a Republican pundit's attitude about a Democrat victory
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Inspired by @celebrityhottub.bsky.social advocacy for honeybaked steak, my new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social shirt idea is Black Peter in wraparound sunglasses with "Wouldst thou like to live mas?"
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
There's a Cuban restaurant in my neighborhood and when you go in during the week it's always Celia Cruz and Tommy Olivencia but if you come for Brunch on Sunday it's Taylor Swift. I'm always both im- and de- pressed by the institutional code switching.
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You know things are bleak when your football podcasts start reading like DNC fundraising emails. #GoGators
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's not @isthisbloodweek.bsky.social yet but there's blood in the water.
November 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com, my oldest niece turned 14 yesterday and I got her a copy of Truly Devious.

I woke up to a text in our group chat that she'd stayed up until 11 on a school night because she started reading and couldn't stop.

Thanks for keeping me a cool uncle!
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Between Sinners, K-Pop Demon Hunters and Punk Rocker from Superman, my kids' music consumption has been defined greatly by movies this year.
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dear @celebrityhottub.bsky.social, I am respectfully requesting "Le honky-tonk d'Arnold pour les petits ânes" merch.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM