He can't, he just went halvesies on a pontoon boat with a guy whose ankle monitor prevents him from moving to Louisiana.

Happy Ragamuffin Day, Ryan

No, I should've been clearer! This is just a running joke in my family chat because it's usually:

Aunt - Just heard Spooky Clark passed away.
Mom - So sad!
Uncle - Sorry to hear that
Grandmother -
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Give me two hours of this youtu.be/BTWWT_qZgpE?...

The first time I did the Bo Ssam, I was so excited it came out that I forgot the pan had been in the oven for hours and put my bare hand on the handle to turn it.

I poured myself a bowl of ice water and ate with my offhand while I soaked the burned one.

It was worth it.

Just did my reading on Golota and this three fight run should be made into an HBO series starting Danny McBride:

Bowe - DQed for dick punching
Bowe II - DQed for further dick punching
Lennox Lewis (for the heavyweight title) - KO'd in the first round so hard it briefly killed him

What a dazzling a specific bit of head canon this person made up from watching a comedy show. So many details that they conjured to accuse you of.

Andor, on the other hand, whips ass

I took my daughter to her first Gator game this year and she yelled at me for not standing for the pledge. Baby Boomer-ass seven-year-old.

Cackling

The Kong: Skull Island twist on this with Shea Whigham is among the hardest I've ever laughed in a theater.

This revelation has reshaped my whole world

Because of you I'm watching Vince Neil try so hard that he's winning me over.

Did he tear out the stones or the kidney?

Cam Gigandet is Bo Nix in...

It looks like she's calling in from her arraignment for slapping a horse cop outside Jelly Roll's bar the night before.

You know who loves a wrap dress? Hannah Waddingham.