Ber
@redthebaron.bsky.social
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i know more about world than anyone. they tried to say mister emperor we have the 100 worlds of ultramar and i said get the hell out of here - 300, 400, 500 worlds of ultramar. 500 worlds! that's a beautiful amount of worlds. ten millennia ago we were a dead empire and now were the galaxys hottest
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i know more about world than anyone. they tried to say mister emperor we have the 100 worlds of ultramar and i said get the hell out of here - 300, 400, 500 worlds of ultramar. 500 worlds! that's a beautiful amount of worlds. ten millennia ago we were a dead empire and now were the galaxys hottest
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i do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i shoot with my mind
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i shoot with my mind
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
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i recently gained access to the last Cray supercomputer owned by the CIA. Last used at Langley to calculate the solubility of LSD in coffee, I fed 10 years of posts into this profoundly evil machine. it produced a map of internet discourse hell designed to make any who gaze upon it go mad with rage
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i recently gained access to the last Cray supercomputer owned by the CIA. Last used at Langley to calculate the solubility of LSD in coffee, I fed 10 years of posts into this profoundly evil machine. it produced a map of internet discourse hell designed to make any who gaze upon it go mad with rage
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fuck nvidia me and my homies computing on Chanas from now on 🔥🔥🔥
China desafia NVIDIA: Novo chip ‘Chana’ promete bater a A100 com maior eficiência
#china #chip #nvidia
#china #chip #nvidia
China desafia NVIDIA: Novo chip ‘Chana’ promete bater a A100 com maior eficiência
tugatech.com.pt
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fuck nvidia me and my homies computing on Chanas from now on 🔥🔥🔥
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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jair bolsonaro passando pela experiência de morar em uma kitnet em barão geraldo
🇧🇷 Cela onde está preso o ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro mede 12 m² e tem uma cama de solteiro, frigobar, tv, ar condicionado e banheiro privativo.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
jair bolsonaro passando pela experiência de morar em uma kitnet em barão geraldo
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TRUMP: he says it's dialectical. di-a-lec-tic-al. beautiful word. no one really knows what it means but we're doing it.
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
TRUMP: he says it's dialectical. di-a-lec-tic-al. beautiful word. no one really knows what it means but we're doing it.
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Falar de mobilidade urbana sempre acaba assim:
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Falar de mobilidade urbana sempre acaba assim:
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Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.
poster's bushido logically implies the existence of historical european posting arts
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.
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not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
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Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
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I don't say it enough, but Warsim is an amazing game. It definitely pairs well with Caves of Qud and the Six Ages games!
Please give it a chance, it's one of those games that stays with you
Please give it a chance, it's one of those games that stays with you
Simulation and adventure! What can one person do? Well, almost anything, it turns out!
Warsim and Caves of Qud are bundled together for a great savings.
👾 Bundle page: store.steampowered.com/bundle/61821...
Warsim and Caves of Qud are bundled together for a great savings.
👾 Bundle page: store.steampowered.com/bundle/61821...
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don't say it enough, but Warsim is an amazing game. It definitely pairs well with Caves of Qud and the Six Ages games!
Please give it a chance, it's one of those games that stays with you
Please give it a chance, it's one of those games that stays with you
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Adam: so can angels. You know
Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven
Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about
Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude
Adam: I don't need to know about
Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on
Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven
Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about
Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude
Adam: I don't need to know about
Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Adam: so can angels. You know
Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven
Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about
Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude
Adam: I don't need to know about
Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on
Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven
Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about
Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude
Adam: I don't need to know about
Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on
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i think there’s enough Greatures characters now to do a tournament arc
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i think there’s enough Greatures characters now to do a tournament arc
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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I will be taking no further questions
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I will be taking no further questions
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The Chao Garden has been a spot of reverence for years, with millions adoring both the locale and the Chao that reside within. However, there is one aspect of the Chao Garden that is often overlooked: it smells like complete ass.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Chao Garden has been a spot of reverence for years, with millions adoring both the locale and the Chao that reside within. However, there is one aspect of the Chao Garden that is often overlooked: it smells like complete ass.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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i hate how right the elders are about this but i feel so much better since i stopped reciting the dark incantations. this sucks. i love reading the dark incantations with my boys
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i hate how right the elders are about this but i feel so much better since i stopped reciting the dark incantations. this sucks. i love reading the dark incantations with my boys