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Jordan Watson
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Nihilistic techno-fetishist | That Guy from the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor | He/Him | Vibe Sommelier | Body by Bojangles
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joeovies.bsky.social
Boos, followed by a “MIKKO SUCKS” chant.
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov · 3h Hey @HiltonHotels — why did your team in Minneapolis cancel our federal law enforcement officer and agents' reservations? Then an email of the cancellation
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
I will say if the birds can't win the Super Bowl then it's all Jags for me because

a.) I know a lot of Jags fans and they've all suffered real hard for that team and

b.) by suffering real hard I mean "spent time in jail for football-related reasons"
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?" Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸" Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City." Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
redmage138.bsky.social
Maybe you've got some important journalism to do at home then...
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
redmage138.bsky.social
How much do you like this relationship for her? Because this might be a good opportunity to break them up if you don't like him.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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dukesmayobowl.bsky.social
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
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December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
Our 2nd most-read piece of 2025 is by the forever funny @mikedrucker.bsky.social, and we have no idea what he was getting at here, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with many, many readers.
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
buff.ly
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Hey what if pro athletes are not good role models or opinion leaders
jordanarnold.me Jordan Arnold @jordanarnold.me · 22d
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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catbus.phd
the right attitude
Charlie Day discussing the Pepe Silvia meme, showing his character in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' standing in front of a conspiracy corkboard: "I love that when someone wants to refer to someone as insane they put up a picture of me in front of the corkboard. Like, that's one of the best things that's ever happened to me in life."
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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pablo.show
P.S. Tomorrow's PTFO is our long-awaited collaboration with my friends from TrueAnon.

It will be the sequel to this episode ⤵️
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
redmage138.bsky.social
That block button looks really attractive in times like that
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
redmage138.bsky.social
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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owillis.bsky.social
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents. In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much. Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death. If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social
Oh yeah
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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golikehellmachine.com
every fucking year man
stick drawing with one person saying to a group TURKEY IS A BAD THANKSGIVING MEAL. the next section features one person giving a large, silent thumbs up. the final section features the single stick figure standing alone as the group continues their discussion, ignoring the turkey contrarian
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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iameileen.bsky.social
I don't think I want to find out today, Mr. Torre... @pablo.show
Youtube video named "What's so Bad About Climaxing" Thumbnail has the text "The Hard Truth About Gooning" on it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
redmage138.bsky.social
You gotta admire the commitment to the bit
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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kibblesmith.com
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
Lmao that’s how you play it off Duke
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM