Jordan Watson
@redmage138.bsky.social
Nihilistic techno-fetishist | That Guy from the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor | He/Him | Vibe Sommelier | Body by Bojangles
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
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what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
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Our 2nd most-read piece of 2025 is by the forever funny @mikedrucker.bsky.social, and we have no idea what he was getting at here, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with many, many readers.
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
buff.ly
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Our 2nd most-read piece of 2025 is by the forever funny @mikedrucker.bsky.social, and we have no idea what he was getting at here, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with many, many readers.
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Hey what if pro athletes are not good role models or opinion leaders
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hey what if pro athletes are not good role models or opinion leaders
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P.S. Tomorrow's PTFO is our long-awaited collaboration with my friends from TrueAnon.
It will be the sequel to this episode ⤵️
It will be the sequel to this episode ⤵️
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
P.S. Tomorrow's PTFO is our long-awaited collaboration with my friends from TrueAnon.
It will be the sequel to this episode ⤵️
It will be the sequel to this episode ⤵️
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
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I don't think I want to find out today, Mr. Torre... @pablo.show
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I don't think I want to find out today, Mr. Torre... @pablo.show
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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Lmao that’s how you play it off Duke
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lmao that’s how you play it off Duke
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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My son, “do you think youre my mother? You’re only 5’ 1!”
He is yelling at a Juri
He is yelling at a Juri
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My son, “do you think youre my mother? You’re only 5’ 1!”
He is yelling at a Juri
He is yelling at a Juri
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
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“Obama is a generational speaker.”
Yeah well, new generation baby.
Yeah well, new generation baby.
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Obama is a generational speaker.”
Yeah well, new generation baby.
Yeah well, new generation baby.
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Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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this is genuinely wild
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this is genuinely wild