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Billy Christ
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The little-known brother of our Lord and Savior.
Also a Bluesky Elder®
Acts 2:44-45*
(*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.)

Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land

Thee/Thou
Pinned
So, God sent His only Son, purposely, to be crucified.
I don't want to get into matters of faith here,
but that is objectively bad parenting.
Trump does not care about his fucking poll numbers.
Trump does not care about distracting from the fucking Epstein file.
Trump is a fucking warmonger fascist surrounded by warmongering fascists.
The rest is just details.
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Jeffries and Schumer both need to be replaced.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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There has never been a time when the triple evils that Dr. King fought against—racism, militarism, and poverty—have been more intertwined and on lurid display
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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STOP LEADING WITH YOUR OPPONENT’S ARGUMENT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
… Speaker Jeffries statement:
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Spoiler: They used the money just as wisely as anyone else would, and it's so frustrating that this still isn't a common sense assumption to make.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah, Citibank, you wanna charge me the "penalty interest rate"?
Am I going to dedicate 18 months to paying off the card, then overpaying the balance so some schmuck in accounting has to cut a refund check when I close the account? Yes.
Will it matter? No.
Does it make me very happy anyway? You bet.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is a problem with capitalism itself.
The things our society values are not the things capitalism assigns monetary value. It's a complete disconnect.
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I build all these buildings. Do they call me Donald the building builder? No...."
Shorter Donald Trump:

“…BUT NO, YOU RAPE A COUPLE OF KIDS AND WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?”
Trump says the people who “thought Epstein was the greatest guy on earth, only to drop him like a dog when things got too HOT” are “sleazebags.”

Trump is criticizing people who…stopped hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein?
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Driving a Chrysler Pacifica tells the world, "I have had quite enough sex, and need no more, thank you very much. "
we rented a chrysler pacifica for our trip down to see my folks after christmas and i now totally get why people like minivans. this thing rules.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Joseph walked the whole way while Mary was on the donkey.
A lot of people don't know this, but that's where the phrase, "my wife's been riding my ass all day" comes from.
“The Flight into Egypt,” by Giotto, painted between 1303 and 1305.

Pope Francis, 2014: "We believe that Jesus was a refugee, had to flee to save his life, with Saint Joseph and Mary, had to leave for Egypt. He was a refugee.”
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Guess who just got back today
That rosy-cheeked boy that had been away
Mustn't pout, mustn't cry they say
But man, I still think that cat is merry
He were askin' if you were around
If you've been good, where you could be found
Told them you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the naughty men crazy
1/6
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Friday night, he'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar 'n' Grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the elves want to fight, you better let 'em
Santa claus is coming to town, and this time he is not fucking around
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Peace on Earth and mercy mild implies the possibility of mercy medium, and mercy spicy.
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They're back! On my porch again demanding figgy pudding.
THEY SAY THEY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL THEY GET SOME.
Who the hell just has figgy pudding laying around?
HELP ME!
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don't think that kid has thought through the practical implications of a domestic hippopotamus.
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It occurs to me that most people under the age of 35 won't get this joke.
Pretty lady, you like buy some blue jeans?
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Very conflicted about winning over a billion dollars in the lottery.
I'd be honor-bound to eat myself.
#EatTheRich
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This season, remember to keep the Yul in Yultide.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle

MARY: what should we name him

*baby shits all over*

JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yet the Democrats will probably run on, "We should try spending more money on cops about it again."
i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I see people talking about Prompt Theft and I keep thinking, well yeah, you don't want to dilly-dally when you're thieving.
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sorry I couldn't come to your holiday party.
I was home watching Andrew Tate get his ass kicked over and over all day for several days.
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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MARY: i’m exhausted

JOSEPH: he’s finally asleep

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: hold my myrrh
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM