Billy Christ
@redletrcrusader.bsky.social
The little-known brother of our Lord and Savior.
Also a Bluesky Elder®
Acts 2:44-45*
(*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.)
Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land
Thee/Thou
Also a Bluesky Elder®
Acts 2:44-45*
(*From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.)
Trying to be a respectful guest on Wabanaki land
Thee/Thou
Pinned
Billy Christ
@redletrcrusader.bsky.social
· Sep 29
So, God sent His only Son, purposely, to be crucified.
I don't want to get into matters of faith here,
but that is objectively bad parenting.
I don't want to get into matters of faith here,
but that is objectively bad parenting.
Time to dust off this old chestnut:
A Florida prostitute arrives, covered in coal dust and wearing a helmet with a head lamp.
Matt Gaetz says, "I actually asked for a minor."
Matt Gaetz says, "I actually asked for a minor."
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Time to dust off this old chestnut:
Every quarter, I bet my life insurance company $100 (at 1,500:1) that I won't die.
So far, they've won every bet.
So far, they've won every bet.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Every quarter, I bet my life insurance company $100 (at 1,500:1) that I won't die.
So far, they've won every bet.
So far, they've won every bet.
I needed an MRI for by bunged-up knee. The office said the cash price would be about $1,000. Through my insurance it was $1,500 (which less than my deductible, so cash from me.)
So yeah, things are working just great in the "free market solutions" department.
So yeah, things are working just great in the "free market solutions" department.
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I needed an MRI for by bunged-up knee. The office said the cash price would be about $1,000. Through my insurance it was $1,500 (which less than my deductible, so cash from me.)
So yeah, things are working just great in the "free market solutions" department.
So yeah, things are working just great in the "free market solutions" department.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Al Gore invented the internet:
Hi things are bad. Here are some new dog breeds I just thought up:
Pockapoo (knows tricks but only eats nickels)
Bernadoddle (herding dog for hedgehogs specifically)
Dworgi (two inch long legs, ears that drag on the floor like the veil at a royal wedding)
Pockapoo (knows tricks but only eats nickels)
Bernadoddle (herding dog for hedgehogs specifically)
Dworgi (two inch long legs, ears that drag on the floor like the veil at a royal wedding)
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Al Gore invented the internet:
Reposted by Billy Christ
Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
BREAKING: the court has ruled that it is 100% okay to throw sandwiches at cops.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
BREAKING: the court has ruled that it is 100% okay to throw sandwiches at cops.
NOTICE: If you are planning to attend the Antifa®️ Brunch seminar on construction and wrapping of projectile sandwiches, please remember Section Leader Dennis is allergic to nuts, so check the ingredients if you're using vegan mayo.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
NOTICE: If you are planning to attend the Antifa®️ Brunch seminar on construction and wrapping of projectile sandwiches, please remember Section Leader Dennis is allergic to nuts, so check the ingredients if you're using vegan mayo.
If we're siezing the means of production, can I call dibs (alongside a committee decided by consensus, of course) on airline travel?
I have several improvements to implement.
I have several improvements to implement.
Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If we're siezing the means of production, can I call dibs (alongside a committee decided by consensus, of course) on airline travel?
I have several improvements to implement.
I have several improvements to implement.
The pundits will wholly ignore this but its the most important thing of all.
Do not underestimate the power of joy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The pundits will wholly ignore this but its the most important thing of all.
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I feel sorry for our country, but this content is incredible
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I feel sorry for our country, but this content is incredible
My favorite genre is suburban moms posting Facebook videos of their kid singing Pink Pony Club.
You go girl. Learn a trade and you'll never wonder how to pay the bills.
You go girl. Learn a trade and you'll never wonder how to pay the bills.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My favorite genre is suburban moms posting Facebook videos of their kid singing Pink Pony Club.
You go girl. Learn a trade and you'll never wonder how to pay the bills.
You go girl. Learn a trade and you'll never wonder how to pay the bills.
Another thing: it's not a metaphor. please don't put in the newspaper that this is a metaphor.
Yesterday, Illinois State Police arrested a protester dressed as Jesus, draped in American flag. When he did not walk, they picked him up and carried him.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Another thing: it's not a metaphor. please don't put in the newspaper that this is a metaphor.
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BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
BLUESKY NOTICE: Due to the late hour of the baseball game, Antifa®️ brunch will be postponed till happy hour at the Doubletree (5-6:00).
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
Mimosas are still on Soros' tab.
Jeez, you go trick-or-treating just one day late and everybody's all, "Get off my porch you fucking clown."
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jeez, you go trick-or-treating just one day late and everybody's all, "Get off my porch you fucking clown."
2025 is the most "this edible ain't shit" of years.
“It is important to demonstrate that authoritarian gains are not permanent. That liberal society has the will to undo their grotesqueries.
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
We Will Tear Down the Trump Palace Ballroom and Casino
Thinking like a dissident movement.
www.thebulwark.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
2025 is the most "this edible ain't shit" of years.
Giving out Charlie Kirk Pez dispensers to the trick-or-treaters resulted in some colorful reactions from parents.
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Giving out Charlie Kirk Pez dispensers to the trick-or-treaters resulted in some colorful reactions from parents.
Half of the people on my block did NOT like my Charlie Kirk costume.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Half of the people on my block did NOT like my Charlie Kirk costume.
My sexy beekeeper costume should not have involved chaps, in hindsight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My sexy beekeeper costume should not have involved chaps, in hindsight.
If this is as close as we can come to beating swords into plowshares, I'll score it a win.
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If this is as close as we can come to beating swords into plowshares, I'll score it a win.
Weird times.
Abolish ICE is now the normie position.
My 85-year old mother and her peers were charmed when I referred to them as Grantifa.
And inflatable frogs may well defeat fascism.
Abolish ICE is now the normie position.
My 85-year old mother and her peers were charmed when I referred to them as Grantifa.
And inflatable frogs may well defeat fascism.
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Weird times.
Abolish ICE is now the normie position.
My 85-year old mother and her peers were charmed when I referred to them as Grantifa.
And inflatable frogs may well defeat fascism.
Abolish ICE is now the normie position.
My 85-year old mother and her peers were charmed when I referred to them as Grantifa.
And inflatable frogs may well defeat fascism.
"The kids are doing Gravity's Rainbow jokes again, Herb."
"Sweet Jesus, Marge, but times are strange."
"Sweet Jesus, Marge, but times are strange."
A screaming comes across I-5. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"The kids are doing Gravity's Rainbow jokes again, Herb."
"Sweet Jesus, Marge, but times are strange."
"Sweet Jesus, Marge, but times are strange."
Ibid
"Revolutionary action is not a form of self-sacrifice, a grim dedication to doing whatever it takes to achieve a future world of freedom. It is the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free." -David Graeber, On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets*...
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ibid
Another thing: this is not a metaphor. Please don't put in the newspaper that this was a mtaphor.
This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another thing: this is not a metaphor. Please don't put in the newspaper that this was a mtaphor.