Annie B
@redheadsnippet.bsky.social
A bundle of recessive genes wearing a trenchcoat. #kcbaby
“I do not move. Keep your ‘ho, there’.”
“Oh you mean THIS gate key.”
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“I do not move. Keep your ‘ho, there’.”
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
The Princess Bride is my all time favorite movie. I’ve tried three times to write about how much it means to me and I just can’t. This is devastatingly awful.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The Princess Bride is my all time favorite movie. I’ve tried three times to write about how much it means to me and I just can’t. This is devastatingly awful.
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They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
In addition to 5 years of social media history, CBP would also require tourists to provide all phone numbers used over that period, any email addresses used in the past decade, DNA and iris scans, and the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members
Including children
Including children
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
This is like when people put their squabbling kids in a giant “get along” shirt.
Just a couple of strangers sitting next to each other, likely not discussing anything but the Men's World Cup Draw, for sure!
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is like when people put their squabbling kids in a giant “get along” shirt.
“You can get a Winnebago and drive yourself and 5 other moderately attractive people across the country without any money and only a set of clues to guide you. We’re giving Americans the freedom to earn money by completing challenges in each stop on the way.”
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“You can get a Winnebago and drive yourself and 5 other moderately attractive people across the country without any money and only a set of clues to guide you. We’re giving Americans the freedom to earn money by completing challenges in each stop on the way.”
I thought HM was chasing a bag but I guess she was chasing something else. 😔
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I thought HM was chasing a bag but I guess she was chasing something else. 😔
I always preferred a quad espresso. Cat Macario, you beauty.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I always preferred a quad espresso. Cat Macario, you beauty.
That's two more years of boos, I better start warming up.
The #NWSL has confirmed a contract extension for commissioner Jessica Berman, which ESPN previously reported to run through 2028.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
NWSL's Jessica Berman gets multi-year extension
The NWSL confirmed on Thursday that commissioner Jessica Berman has received a "multi-year" extension to stay in the role.
www.espn.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That's two more years of boos, I better start warming up.
I knew I couldn’t watch because everything else was gonna be dumb but at least they got this right.
2X TEMVP 🐐
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I knew I couldn’t watch because everything else was gonna be dumb but at least they got this right.
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The difference in goals conceded by the Current and the Washington Spirit is larger than the actual number of goals the Current conceded.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The difference in goals conceded by the Current and the Washington Spirit is larger than the actual number of goals the Current conceded.
I’m not saying it’s going to be a bad move, but I will be watching Temwa’s header goal and the Vlatko hug on repeat today.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m not saying it’s going to be a bad move, but I will be watching Temwa’s header goal and the Vlatko hug on repeat today.
I wonder how many ACLs will tear while this research is being conducted.
In happier news, we get to use #BermanOut again!
In happier news, we get to use #BermanOut again!
Jessica Berman, answering @pcattry.bsky.social about Atlanta's stadium having artificial turf (an annoyance for players + teams), says #NWSL doesn't view it as simply grass vs. turf. “Not all playing surfaces are created equal.” The new NWSL Foundation will fund research, she says.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wonder how many ACLs will tear while this research is being conducted.
In happier news, we get to use #BermanOut again!
In happier news, we get to use #BermanOut again!
My post match press conference
a woman stands behind a podium that says knope 2012 on it
ALT: a woman stands behind a podium that says knope 2012 on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My post match press conference
No Coop? 😢😳
KC Current Injury Report for quarterfinal vs. Gotham:
OUT: Alana Cook (SEI-Knee), Michelle Cooper (Foot), Vanessa DiBernardo (Maternity Leave), Clare Gagne (SEI-Head), Kristen Hamilton (Hip)
QUESTIONABLE: Temwa Chawinga (Hip)
#KCBaby
OUT: Alana Cook (SEI-Knee), Michelle Cooper (Foot), Vanessa DiBernardo (Maternity Leave), Clare Gagne (SEI-Head), Kristen Hamilton (Hip)
QUESTIONABLE: Temwa Chawinga (Hip)
#KCBaby
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No Coop? 😢😳
Hamstrings are second only to ACLs in the Dumbest Anatomy Rankings
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hamstrings are second only to ACLs in the Dumbest Anatomy Rankings
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Point em out. Let them stand beside you in your "time of need."
Say their names just like you said Banda's name. Don't be shy now. Stand on business. Your transphobia and racism aren't alone in this league, so tell us who.
Say their names just like you said Banda's name. Don't be shy now. Stand on business. Your transphobia and racism aren't alone in this league, so tell us who.
Elizabeth Eddy on Fox and Friends this morning
“A lot of players in the league have reached out to me saying they do agree, but they’re fearful to speak up.”
“A lot of players in the league have reached out to me saying they do agree, but they’re fearful to speak up.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Point em out. Let them stand beside you in your "time of need."
Say their names just like you said Banda's name. Don't be shy now. Stand on business. Your transphobia and racism aren't alone in this league, so tell us who.
Say their names just like you said Banda's name. Don't be shy now. Stand on business. Your transphobia and racism aren't alone in this league, so tell us who.
I will absolutely fight anyone who comes for our Temwa
Also, protect Barbra Banda, and Temwa Chawinga, and anyone else who doesn’t fit white femininity or white feminism at all costs. Even their own literal colleagues in the league apparently.
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I will absolutely fight anyone who comes for our Temwa
This fcking rules. Well done, Purdue.
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This fcking rules. Well done, Purdue.
This San Diego game is how it was supposed to go for KC.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This San Diego game is how it was supposed to go for KC.
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
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I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.
October 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.
The 90s-00s college students who bought posters of Johnny flipping off the camera would like a word.
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The 90s-00s college students who bought posters of Johnny flipping off the camera would like a word.
And then KC did it in 21 games. Oopsies.
Stay salty, Seattle.
Stay salty, Seattle.
“I believe the shield winner is the biggest honor and the hardest thing to win, because it's done over 26 games, so I think the shield winners don't get enough credit. For me, they are the ultimate champion,” says Scott Parkinson, assistant coach at Seattle Reign.
www.si.com/soccer/nwsl-...
www.si.com/soccer/nwsl-...
It’s NWSL Championship Weekend, but Is the Winner Truly the Best Team in the League?
As Orlando Pride get ready to take on Washington Spirit for the championship title, is it about time we showed more respect to the shield?
www.si.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And then KC did it in 21 games. Oopsies.
Stay salty, Seattle.
Stay salty, Seattle.