My son is a junior in high school. We realized three weeks into his freshman year that he was going to miss social and extracurricular information from his classmates if he didn’t get Snapchat. They didn’t text or call each other, it was all on Snapchat.

“Lemme ‘splain…No. Is too much. Lemme sum up.”

It’s so brutal. Would have been nice to have at least one of the two.

Yeah, that’s disappointing.

Oh. My. God. 💀

I send my children to private religious schools and even I don’t want that.

Thoughts like this make me go

“He’s trying to end it” just like my grandpa was “watching” that tv show (through his eyelids).

This

The difference in goals conceded by the Current and the Washington Spirit is larger than the actual number of goals the Current conceded.

That is literally the only comfort I took from the loss. Let’s wrap Temwa and Coop in bubble wrap until January.

For the Nordic connections

Pia Sundhage

He owes us one teal dye job.