Jonathan Williams
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A getaway driver must wait three minutes for a gang of burglars to return to his car before making their escape.
There’s just one problem...
He’s absolutely desperate for a piss.
FULL TANK | OFFICIAL TRAILER 🚗 💦
There’s just one problem...
He’s absolutely desperate for a piss.
FULL TANK | OFFICIAL TRAILER 🚗 💦
I am a single-issue voter and that issue is the Criterion Channel on desktop can no longer Airplay to the damn TV. Why. Why is this. These movies were not made to be watched on a laptop screen.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am a single-issue voter and that issue is the Criterion Channel on desktop can no longer Airplay to the damn TV. Why. Why is this. These movies were not made to be watched on a laptop screen.
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This is maybe the wildest opening to a movie I've ever seen...
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is maybe the wildest opening to a movie I've ever seen...
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when you’re watching a kiyoshi kurosawa movie and he does the interior moving vehicle with the deliberately brechtian/anachronistic rear projection thing
a group of thunder basketball players are talking to a reporter .
ALT: a group of thunder basketball players are talking to a reporter .
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November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when you’re watching a kiyoshi kurosawa movie and he does the interior moving vehicle with the deliberately brechtian/anachronistic rear projection thing
Finally knocked Desert Hearts off the list last night as well. Really easy to fall in love with this movie even if it felt like it's rushing past a lot of the romantic development at times. That scene through the car window is magic.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finally knocked Desert Hearts off the list last night as well. Really easy to fall in love with this movie even if it felt like it's rushing past a lot of the romantic development at times. That scene through the car window is magic.
First rewatch of Network in eight years (jesus) and I've no clue how this didn't make a stronger impression on me the first time. Television as a corrupting force that evaporates boiling populist anger and turns liberation movements into ratings junkies.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
First rewatch of Network in eight years (jesus) and I've no clue how this didn't make a stronger impression on me the first time. Television as a corrupting force that evaporates boiling populist anger and turns liberation movements into ratings junkies.
This sucks but also is even a single person still at Retro who worked on the original trilogy?
HANDS-ON: "So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried."
www.videogameschronicle.com/features/so-...
www.videogameschronicle.com/features/so-...
So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried | VGC
As a Metroid fan, Nintendo’s hands-on demo left me cold…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This sucks but also is even a single person still at Retro who worked on the original trilogy?
Those Greggs Vegan Sausage rolls? Unimpeachable. Breakfast of gods. Half the time I think they’ve given me a real one by mistake.
vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Those Greggs Vegan Sausage rolls? Unimpeachable. Breakfast of gods. Half the time I think they’ve given me a real one by mistake.
Tatsuya Nakadai brought so much to Japanese Cinema. Sword of Doom’s final violent outburst is elevated so high with Nakadai’s extraordinary face twisted in rage and agony. RIP
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tatsuya Nakadai brought so much to Japanese Cinema. Sword of Doom’s final violent outburst is elevated so high with Nakadai’s extraordinary face twisted in rage and agony. RIP
Late to this, but dug the hell out of Cloud (Kiyoshi Kurosawa). An unpredictable spiraling piece of nightmare logic. Everyone's just re-selling the same useless trinkets to one another and it's driving us insane.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Late to this, but dug the hell out of Cloud (Kiyoshi Kurosawa). An unpredictable spiraling piece of nightmare logic. Everyone's just re-selling the same useless trinkets to one another and it's driving us insane.
Okay yeah there’s no way this is happening
Need to direct another short film in 2025 so bad...
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Okay yeah there’s no way this is happening
Still on my mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cq...
Jonny Greenwood - Trust Device (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Nonesuch Records
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November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Still on my mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cq...
Curtis Sliwa at the inauguration
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Curtis Sliwa at the inauguration
It feels so good to be hopescrolling again
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It feels so good to be hopescrolling again
Maybe it really is the greatest city on earth
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Maybe it really is the greatest city on earth
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A new season of Blowback dropped a month ago?? How am I just finding this out now by going to relisten to an older episode?
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A new season of Blowback dropped a month ago?? How am I just finding this out now by going to relisten to an older episode?
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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Welcome back Alain Delon
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Welcome back Alain Delon
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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I do think I could get into baseball just based on this guy. Already like the Dodgers for local reasons but allow me to bandwagon
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I do think I could get into baseball just based on this guy. Already like the Dodgers for local reasons but allow me to bandwagon
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How do you compose for a scene where a getaway driver needs to piss himself?
A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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October 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How do you compose for a scene where a getaway driver needs to piss himself?
A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.
His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.
A massive loss 💔
His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.
A massive loss 💔
October 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.
His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.
A massive loss 💔
His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.
A massive loss 💔
As someone who went through a phase of having at least one scoop of protein powder a day for four or five years: wow cool.
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As someone who went through a phase of having at least one scoop of protein powder a day for four or five years: wow cool.
How do you compose for a scene where a getaway driver needs to piss himself?
A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
1/6
October 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How do you compose for a scene where a getaway driver needs to piss himself?
A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
1/6
A little behind-the-scenes at the musical process behind the short film “Full Tank”.
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