Robert Alan Wendeborn
@rawbbie.bsky.social
Poet+Alchemist // sub contractor for the industrial beverage complex...
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Wish I had the dedication, drive, and ability to be a good poster, but I can’t even be a reliable reply guy.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wish I had the dedication, drive, and ability to be a good poster, but I can’t even be a reliable reply guy.
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The nation is divided, but there’s one thing that still brings us together every holiday season: a nice cold glass of eggnog.
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Poetry is just a bunch of tricks of language to make the reader think or feel things. You can even trick a robot into giving you instructions for building a nuclear bomb. It’s pretty useful.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Poetry is just a bunch of tricks of language to make the reader think or feel things. You can even trick a robot into giving you instructions for building a nuclear bomb. It’s pretty useful.
Damn. If I couldn’t feel worse about accidentally stealing a parking spot at wegmans today, I do now. Can’t imagine the financialization of every interaction with my fellow humans. I already have empathy and guilt, you add concrete material debt to that and I am cooked.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Damn. If I couldn’t feel worse about accidentally stealing a parking spot at wegmans today, I do now. Can’t imagine the financialization of every interaction with my fellow humans. I already have empathy and guilt, you add concrete material debt to that and I am cooked.
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ken griffey jr
Name a sequel that overshadowed the original (can be books, movies, video games etc.)
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ken griffey jr
If there ever was such a thing as a gender affirming hat…
COLLINS: Should the president know who he's pardoning?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I don't know anything about this one. That's the first time I've seen that.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I don't know anything about this one. That's the first time I've seen that.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If there ever was such a thing as a gender affirming hat…
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respectfully, I had not seen a picture of Zohran's wife before today and I am hitting myself in the head with a hammer at this time
June 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
respectfully, I had not seen a picture of Zohran's wife before today and I am hitting myself in the head with a hammer at this time
With a spoon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
With a spoon.
The thickness of your wheat is a status symbol in this economy. The girthier the better.
(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The thickness of your wheat is a status symbol in this economy. The girthier the better.
The only way anyone is moving to Utah from NYC is their parents live in Utah
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The only way anyone is moving to Utah from NYC is their parents live in Utah
If he sends me a check I’m using all of it to buy a bill board with the pic of him and Epstein
Trump: "We'll probably make a distribution out of some of the tariff money over the next fairly short period of time to people."
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If he sends me a check I’m using all of it to buy a bill board with the pic of him and Epstein
In addition to candy, consider instant mac, ramen, etc as a Halloween hand out this year.
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
In addition to candy, consider instant mac, ramen, etc as a Halloween hand out this year.
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my populist run for office undone when pictures get out of my cow tools tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
my populist run for office undone when pictures get out of my cow tools tattoo
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And yet.
Here i am.
Here i am.
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And yet.
Here i am.
Here i am.
If you dig a hole deep enough you come out of the other side of the earth. That's the easiest way to dig yourself out of a hole. You just have to be careful that you when get to the other side, you don't fall out or else you'll just keep falling until you hit the moon.
CNN: Other than gas prices, when are other cost of living prices going to come down?
REP. LISA McCLAIN: Listen, we have a massive hole that we need to dig out from from the last administration
CNN: But this administration is 9 months in and Trump promised to lower prices on day one
REP. LISA McCLAIN: Listen, we have a massive hole that we need to dig out from from the last administration
CNN: But this administration is 9 months in and Trump promised to lower prices on day one
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you dig a hole deep enough you come out of the other side of the earth. That's the easiest way to dig yourself out of a hole. You just have to be careful that you when get to the other side, you don't fall out or else you'll just keep falling until you hit the moon.
Similar to the famous quote, "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”, I propose another:
I don’t want to own any politician who could be bought.
I don’t want to own any politician who could be bought.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Similar to the famous quote, "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”, I propose another:
I don’t want to own any politician who could be bought.
I don’t want to own any politician who could be bought.
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oh yeah for sure man, i’ll be there by the second inning. i just gotta stop off to pick up some drinks. there’s supposedly a really lovely cask my dumbass friend snagged without affirming it’s authenticity. i’m just gonna pop over to his cellar and sample it quick to make sure it’s good
October 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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oh yeah for sure man, i’ll be there by the second inning. i just gotta stop off to pick up some drinks. there’s supposedly a really lovely cask my dumbass friend snagged without affirming it’s authenticity. i’m just gonna pop over to his cellar and sample it quick to make sure it’s good
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
oh yeah for sure man, i’ll be there by the second inning. i just gotta stop off to pick up some drinks. there’s supposedly a really lovely cask my dumbass friend snagged without affirming it’s authenticity. i’m just gonna pop over to his cellar and sample it quick to make sure it’s good
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This is a really good article, and as an inveterate shitposter, I keep asking where the adults are.
I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!
I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is a really good article, and as an inveterate shitposter, I keep asking where the adults are.
I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!
I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!
I wonder what the survey says about french fries? Like what % of people are so dumb that they don't know what a french fry is made of?
They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I wonder what the survey says about french fries? Like what % of people are so dumb that they don't know what a french fry is made of?
Every lifted F-150 Raptor west of Fort Worth Texas will be for sale if this happens.
Trump: "I think gasoline is gonna be below $2 at some point in the pretty near future."
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Every lifted F-150 Raptor west of Fort Worth Texas will be for sale if this happens.
We’re getting really close to 2020 levels of absurd fighting with cops
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We’re getting really close to 2020 levels of absurd fighting with cops