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Ranor
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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

#FFXIV, #WoW, #D&D, politics, etc.

Luna liker
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"You look thirsty..... I can fix that."

Just kidding. GIMME AETHER, MEOW.

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December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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We don't have a government. We have a bunch of guys who heard things on social media.
We don't have due process. We have entire groups being punished for the alleged actions of a few.
BREAKING

The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.

Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it's freezing child care funds to Minnesota after a series of fraud schemes in recent years.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
damn we're getting sundered again
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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pedocon theory once again inescapably true
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The NY Times just goes through the same Rolodex of voters who help them build the narrative they want to create. Rigged journalism.
Incredible lol
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't know, I block people too fast to find out
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was gonna post this as an out of context 7.4 spoiler and I felt confident that it would not have actually spoiled anything because I do not think anyone would've predicted Calyx becoming Freddy Fazbear.
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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i hope these two are comedically evil
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Also.

The blowjob brothers genuinely have the BEST bit in all of the Arcadion

"I'm so sorry your house burned down..... but you see the President..."

"..?? I thought it was your idea."
Anyways Arcadion's story is probably my favorite raid story and I'm glad they weren't cowards about riding the kayfabe all the way to the end.

Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Anyways Arcadion's story is probably my favorite raid story and I'm glad they weren't cowards about riding the kayfabe all the way to the end.

Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Discord gonna start doing rent-to-own PFP decorations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Operating off of "if I see someone break the spoiler ban early then gloves are off" so:

I just fuckin KNEW it was Halmarut I KNEW IT WAS HALMARUT I knew it was Halmarut because Halmarut specialized in fungal \ plant life and Calyx's name is plantlife terminology.

Anyways.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I watched Shaq buy a hookah at a shitty bar.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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you've heard of everyone is 12 theory now get ready for everything is a gacha theory
When someone submits a resume today, they have the abysmally low 0.4% chance of actually getting the job, per Business Insider.
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
March 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
We still have a WEEK until savage.

It's the way that by the time that savage does live, I'm going to be done with all but two tomestone items for my BiS lol

I'll just need like a week or two post savage lauch and then I'll be done with tome items lol
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
AI is responsible for a lot of bullshit but to be pointedly critical: It has been a fucking nightmare for soda heads like myself who get excited to see what new wackadoo soda flavors are coming out this year bc everyone just AI generates fake products and acts like Dr. Pepper is dropping grape soda.
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM