Ranor
@ranor.bsky.social
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
#FFXIV, #WoW, #D&D, politics, etc.
Luna liker
#FFXIV, #WoW, #D&D, politics, etc.
Luna liker
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Ranor
@ranor.bsky.social
· Sep 18
"You look thirsty..... I can fix that."
Just kidding. GIMME AETHER, MEOW.
Live WoL Reaction by @rurukatt.bsky.social
Just kidding. GIMME AETHER, MEOW.
Live WoL Reaction by @rurukatt.bsky.social
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marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
Also.
The blowjob brothers genuinely have the BEST bit in all of the Arcadion
"I'm so sorry your house burned down..... but you see the President..."
"..?? I thought it was your idea."
The blowjob brothers genuinely have the BEST bit in all of the Arcadion
"I'm so sorry your house burned down..... but you see the President..."
"..?? I thought it was your idea."
Anyways Arcadion's story is probably my favorite raid story and I'm glad they weren't cowards about riding the kayfabe all the way to the end.
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Also.
The blowjob brothers genuinely have the BEST bit in all of the Arcadion
"I'm so sorry your house burned down..... but you see the President..."
"..?? I thought it was your idea."
The blowjob brothers genuinely have the BEST bit in all of the Arcadion
"I'm so sorry your house burned down..... but you see the President..."
"..?? I thought it was your idea."
Anyways Arcadion's story is probably my favorite raid story and I'm glad they weren't cowards about riding the kayfabe all the way to the end.
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Anyways Arcadion's story is probably my favorite raid story and I'm glad they weren't cowards about riding the kayfabe all the way to the end.
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
Best possible way to thread the needle between "there were real consequences" and "we're watching Monday Night RAW"
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Discord gonna start doing rent-to-own PFP decorations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Discord gonna start doing rent-to-own PFP decorations.
Operating off of "if I see someone break the spoiler ban early then gloves are off" so:
I just fuckin KNEW it was Halmarut I KNEW IT WAS HALMARUT I knew it was Halmarut because Halmarut specialized in fungal \ plant life and Calyx's name is plantlife terminology.
Anyways.
I just fuckin KNEW it was Halmarut I KNEW IT WAS HALMARUT I knew it was Halmarut because Halmarut specialized in fungal \ plant life and Calyx's name is plantlife terminology.
Anyways.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Operating off of "if I see someone break the spoiler ban early then gloves are off" so:
I just fuckin KNEW it was Halmarut I KNEW IT WAS HALMARUT I knew it was Halmarut because Halmarut specialized in fungal \ plant life and Calyx's name is plantlife terminology.
Anyways.
I just fuckin KNEW it was Halmarut I KNEW IT WAS HALMARUT I knew it was Halmarut because Halmarut specialized in fungal \ plant life and Calyx's name is plantlife terminology.
Anyways.
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I watched Shaq buy a hookah at a shitty bar.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I watched Shaq buy a hookah at a shitty bar.
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you've heard of everyone is 12 theory now get ready for everything is a gacha theory
When someone submits a resume today, they have the abysmally low 0.4% chance of actually getting the job, per Business Insider.
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
you've heard of everyone is 12 theory now get ready for everything is a gacha theory
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Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
March 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
We still have a WEEK until savage.
It's the way that by the time that savage does live, I'm going to be done with all but two tomestone items for my BiS lol
I'll just need like a week or two post savage lauch and then I'll be done with tome items lol
It's the way that by the time that savage does live, I'm going to be done with all but two tomestone items for my BiS lol
I'll just need like a week or two post savage lauch and then I'll be done with tome items lol
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We still have a WEEK until savage.
It's the way that by the time that savage does live, I'm going to be done with all but two tomestone items for my BiS lol
I'll just need like a week or two post savage lauch and then I'll be done with tome items lol
It's the way that by the time that savage does live, I'm going to be done with all but two tomestone items for my BiS lol
I'll just need like a week or two post savage lauch and then I'll be done with tome items lol
AI is responsible for a lot of bullshit but to be pointedly critical: It has been a fucking nightmare for soda heads like myself who get excited to see what new wackadoo soda flavors are coming out this year bc everyone just AI generates fake products and acts like Dr. Pepper is dropping grape soda.
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
AI is responsible for a lot of bullshit but to be pointedly critical: It has been a fucking nightmare for soda heads like myself who get excited to see what new wackadoo soda flavors are coming out this year bc everyone just AI generates fake products and acts like Dr. Pepper is dropping grape soda.
a real convo is when everyone agrees with me.
tell me if you've heard this one before: a billionaire gets upset for being criticized for saying stupid things on social media, then confidentially concludes the problem is most certainly everybody else
Mark Cuban Says It’s ‘CRAZY’ That 'Real Conversations' Are Easier On X Or Threads Than On Bluesky
Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, is stepping back from Bluesky, the social media platform once hailed as a kinder, more
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December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
a real convo is when everyone agrees with me.
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either Trump is breaking the law ordering illegal strikes or Trump has reached an undeniable level of cognitive decline
both stories would be headline news above the fold, and yet
both stories would be headline news above the fold, and yet
Since I first posted on Sunday about Trump's radio spot alleging a land strike on Venezuela, I've gotten a surprising amount of hand waving in response. No matter what the explanation is here, it's important to understand what actually did (or didn't) happen.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-us-b...
www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-us-b...
![But what struck me most [no pun intended] was the incuriousness and the learned helplessness; the permeation of this idea that Trump’s words and actions are so often inscrutable that trying to divine meaning from them is useless. I think this is wrong. Not only does it let Trump off the hook from explaining himself, but it also lets journalists off the hook from doing our jobs.
If Trump is lying about ordering a land strike on Venezuela, that is important information. If Trump did, in fact, order his first land strike on Venezuela, that is important information. If Trump believes the US carried out a land strike on Venezuela based on social media rumors or his own cognitive deficiencies and his team is running cover for him, that is important information. This isn’t Trump running his mouth about how the economy is really great, actually, and how America is back, baby. No, this is a question of whether or not the US just escalated a war.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreibr5goyfmlq7ixngscguajpmjyhypjrcuraaifutoniwxbvs7iggy@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
either Trump is breaking the law ordering illegal strikes or Trump has reached an undeniable level of cognitive decline
both stories would be headline news above the fold, and yet
both stories would be headline news above the fold, and yet
The plan I was in waiting mode for got cancelled so now I can't do anything for the rest of the day.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The plan I was in waiting mode for got cancelled so now I can't do anything for the rest of the day.
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Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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Ready for the day it happens
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ready for the day it happens
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
I really wanna do Quantum 40. I have a bunch of time this week.
I wonder if that would be enough to clear it. 🤔🤔
I wonder if that would be enough to clear it. 🤔🤔
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I really wanna do Quantum 40. I have a bunch of time this week.
I wonder if that would be enough to clear it. 🤔🤔
I wonder if that would be enough to clear it. 🤔🤔
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If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
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Should also add that right before she quit, Marjorie Taylor Greene passed a bill through the House to ban gender-affirming care for minors. She is not a moderate. She is still super right wing. She just felt Trump no longer could accomplish her goals.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Should also add that right before she quit, Marjorie Taylor Greene passed a bill through the House to ban gender-affirming care for minors. She is not a moderate. She is still super right wing. She just felt Trump no longer could accomplish her goals.
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There’s hostile architecture and then there’s pennywise the clown lives in our bathroom
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There’s hostile architecture and then there’s pennywise the clown lives in our bathroom