Randy Tayler
@randytayler.com
Former orphan
https://exfish.us/1
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I think the director took some liberties with the source material that the creator might not have agreed with
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think the director took some liberties with the source material that the creator might not have agreed with
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I just realized that the THIRD hand on a clock is called the SECOND hand. Also, we drive on a parkway but park on a
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just realized that the THIRD hand on a clock is called the SECOND hand. Also, we drive on a parkway but park on a
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ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
I don't like water. To drink, to garden, to flood my basement, any of it. Water is stupid right now
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't like water. To drink, to garden, to flood my basement, any of it. Water is stupid right now
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Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
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"You know what we should make?" the designer said, popping yet another special brownie in his mouth
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November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"You know what we should make?" the designer said, popping yet another special brownie in his mouth
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Serious question: Can someone point me to a simple explainer on why Trump and his cronies want to starve people? How does it advantage them more than, say, feeding people? What do they gain? Especially when so many of them form your base?
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Serious question: Can someone point me to a simple explainer on why Trump and his cronies want to starve people? How does it advantage them more than, say, feeding people? What do they gain? Especially when so many of them form your base?
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
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I almost forgot to be awesome today
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I almost forgot to be awesome today
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The man who shredded the aid to the poorest people in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The man who shredded the aid to the poorest people in the world.
...except the system that detects when the whole site is borked
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
...except the system that detects when the whole site is borked
You know how some people think everything revolves around them, and they make every issue about themselves?
That was me. I invented that.
That was me. I invented that.
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You know how some people think everything revolves around them, and they make every issue about themselves?
That was me. I invented that.
That was me. I invented that.
New LEGO Starship Enterprise just announced. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Please tell me what @wilwheaton.net is holding in this picture. I'd say "wrong answers only" but I'm pretty sure there is no right answer.
Please tell me what @wilwheaton.net is holding in this picture. I'd say "wrong answers only" but I'm pretty sure there is no right answer.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
New LEGO Starship Enterprise just announced. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Please tell me what @wilwheaton.net is holding in this picture. I'd say "wrong answers only" but I'm pretty sure there is no right answer.
Please tell me what @wilwheaton.net is holding in this picture. I'd say "wrong answers only" but I'm pretty sure there is no right answer.
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I only got four hours of sleep last night because I was too jazzed about election results. So thanks for nothing, voters
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I only got four hours of sleep last night because I was too jazzed about election results. So thanks for nothing, voters
SPOKESPERSON [gesturing to a hammock]: ¿Siesta?
TIRED CUSTOMER: ¡Sí, ésta!
I'm going to rock the Spanish hammock advertising industry with that one.
(Also works for pillows, blankets, and beds. I'm going to revolutionize the way we market naptime accessories to Latin America.)
TIRED CUSTOMER: ¡Sí, ésta!
I'm going to rock the Spanish hammock advertising industry with that one.
(Also works for pillows, blankets, and beds. I'm going to revolutionize the way we market naptime accessories to Latin America.)
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
SPOKESPERSON [gesturing to a hammock]: ¿Siesta?
TIRED CUSTOMER: ¡Sí, ésta!
I'm going to rock the Spanish hammock advertising industry with that one.
(Also works for pillows, blankets, and beds. I'm going to revolutionize the way we market naptime accessories to Latin America.)
TIRED CUSTOMER: ¡Sí, ésta!
I'm going to rock the Spanish hammock advertising industry with that one.
(Also works for pillows, blankets, and beds. I'm going to revolutionize the way we market naptime accessories to Latin America.)
And, no lie, I just got elected* to my HOA board tonight. A night of wins for democracy!
*ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˢᵖᵒᵗ
*ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˢᵖᵒᵗ
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
And, no lie, I just got elected* to my HOA board tonight. A night of wins for democracy!
*ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˢᵖᵒᵗ
*ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˢᵖᵒᵗ
It looks like the incumbent Trump-supporting mayor of Orem, where I live, may be defeated tonight. This city voted 2:1 for Trump.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It looks like the incumbent Trump-supporting mayor of Orem, where I live, may be defeated tonight. This city voted 2:1 for Trump.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty