Randy Tayler
@randytayler.com
Former orphan
https://exfish.us/1
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Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values
Well, I wrote one of my senators. Again. Release the Epstein files. Impeach. Try. Convict. Jail.
"Wait, Randy, don't you have two senators?"
Well, one of them is Mike Lee.
"Oh oh oh I beg your pardon."
No worries, thank you for understanding.
"Wait, Randy, don't you have two senators?"
Well, one of them is Mike Lee.
"Oh oh oh I beg your pardon."
No worries, thank you for understanding.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well, I wrote one of my senators. Again. Release the Epstein files. Impeach. Try. Convict. Jail.
"Wait, Randy, don't you have two senators?"
Well, one of them is Mike Lee.
"Oh oh oh I beg your pardon."
No worries, thank you for understanding.
"Wait, Randy, don't you have two senators?"
Well, one of them is Mike Lee.
"Oh oh oh I beg your pardon."
No worries, thank you for understanding.
Gulf of Mexico => Gulf of America
Department of Defense => Department of War
Epstein Files => Trump Files
Department of Defense => Department of War
Epstein Files => Trump Files
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Gulf of Mexico => Gulf of America
Department of Defense => Department of War
Epstein Files => Trump Files
Department of Defense => Department of War
Epstein Files => Trump Files
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self-doubt is part of the process!
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
self-doubt is part of the process!
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TODAY'S COMIC: When Samwise had to bid farewell to Bill...
September 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TODAY'S COMIC: When Samwise had to bid farewell to Bill...
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Be careful what you share, Ivanka.
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Be careful what you share, Ivanka.
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Pro tip:
You can call your current credit card company and just *ask for promotional rates.*
I got a year of 0% interest that will let me pay off this giant repair bill over the next 12 months, without dinging my credit with some new financing account from the repair folks, or spending my savings.
You can call your current credit card company and just *ask for promotional rates.*
I got a year of 0% interest that will let me pay off this giant repair bill over the next 12 months, without dinging my credit with some new financing account from the repair folks, or spending my savings.
You know when you step in something wet while wearing socks
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Pro tip:
You can call your current credit card company and just *ask for promotional rates.*
I got a year of 0% interest that will let me pay off this giant repair bill over the next 12 months, without dinging my credit with some new financing account from the repair folks, or spending my savings.
You can call your current credit card company and just *ask for promotional rates.*
I got a year of 0% interest that will let me pay off this giant repair bill over the next 12 months, without dinging my credit with some new financing account from the repair folks, or spending my savings.
Who has two thumbs and $7000 that he doesn't have to spend on foundation repairs for his flooding basement?
...Because I'd like to borrow some money from that magical two-thumbed rich man
...Because I'd like to borrow some money from that magical two-thumbed rich man
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Who has two thumbs and $7000 that he doesn't have to spend on foundation repairs for his flooding basement?
...Because I'd like to borrow some money from that magical two-thumbed rich man
...Because I'd like to borrow some money from that magical two-thumbed rich man
Anybody here got any good schemes?
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Anybody here got any good schemes?
You know when you step in something wet while wearing socks
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You know when you step in something wet while wearing socks
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
And that wetness covers a square meter of carpet
And you call the disaster repair people and they can't find the source, and ultimately determine it must be a crack in the foundation letting ground water in
And it'll cost $4500 to fix
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I think the director took some liberties with the source material that the creator might not have agreed with
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think the director took some liberties with the source material that the creator might not have agreed with
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I just realized that the THIRD hand on a clock is called the SECOND hand. Also, we drive on a parkway but park on a
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just realized that the THIRD hand on a clock is called the SECOND hand. Also, we drive on a parkway but park on a
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ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
I don't like water. To drink, to garden, to flood my basement, any of it. Water is stupid right now
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't like water. To drink, to garden, to flood my basement, any of it. Water is stupid right now
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Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
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"You know what we should make?" the designer said, popping yet another special brownie in his mouth
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November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"You know what we should make?" the designer said, popping yet another special brownie in his mouth
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Serious question: Can someone point me to a simple explainer on why Trump and his cronies want to starve people? How does it advantage them more than, say, feeding people? What do they gain? Especially when so many of them form your base?
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Serious question: Can someone point me to a simple explainer on why Trump and his cronies want to starve people? How does it advantage them more than, say, feeding people? What do they gain? Especially when so many of them form your base?
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
Help me understand what they hope to gain.
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I almost forgot to be awesome today
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I almost forgot to be awesome today