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He/him. Grump photography
It’s like I never left Twitter
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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News orgs clawing their faces off to avoid ever plainly describing a thing Trump does in direct terms no longer frustrates me, by the way. NYT is correct here. These are not bribes. They’re a clever reference to “the art of the deal” that shitty book from 20 years ago literally nobody has ever read.
President Trump's second-term trade agenda has clear echoes of his “Art of the Deal” approach, essentially demanding that global trading partners show him the money in the form of investment pledges or else face astronomically high tariffs.
Trump Lures Foreign Investment With a Familiar Pitch: Show Me the Money
President Trump is using an “Art of the Deal” approach to get trading partners to hand over cash to lower their tariffs.
nyti.ms
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.
July 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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the real victims are the Pod Save America guys
July 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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“Crimes rates are dropping and we’ve got to get these kids into the system any way we can.”
USA: A school district in Tennessee said doctor’s notes will no longer excuse a child’s absence.

"The policy states that after just 3 absences, schools will start intervention. If the student misses school for 8 or more days, they will be referred to juvenile court."
School district says doctor’s notes will no longer excuse child absences
A school district in Tennessee said doctor’s notes will no longer excuse a child’s absence.
www.fox19.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved
Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada'
Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.
www.columnblog.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The director really wanted you to understand the nickname
July 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike

“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike
LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
July 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
June 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’ve bartended events with this energy. No tips night
The scene at Andrew Cuomo's election night party, held in a very cavernous space on the fourth floor of the Carpenters Union Hall.

There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech.

Polls close at 9 p.m.
June 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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…how does this not prove my point about trying to guess what white people will and won’t vote for?
Folks say this like Barack had full Black support the whole time.

He did not.

Folks was not wasting their vote until he proved he could garner some aspect of the White vote.

Black folks did not line up behind him until after he won white ass Iowa.
This same logic would’ve meant Barack Obama never got nominated. I’ve been in too many races where this same argument was rolled out to deny Black people support for their runs in primaries.
June 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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We are on to regime change.
June 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Stifle the eugenicist inside your head. It’s killing people. Maybe even you.
June 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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The Onion successfully parodied this back in March.
June 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Absolutely devastating and affecting a lot of my colleagues here at @scripps.edu who dedicated their whole careers to coming up with a vaccine for HIV.

Which, btw, outside HIV, has led to a whole field of much better vaccines and vaccine platforms.
May 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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amazing stuff
April 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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It's official: our members have overwhelmingly authorized a strike vote.

We are united and prepared to do what it takes to fight for our first contract. We're done playing around with Microsoft.
April 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Last night
March 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sunday night after work
March 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM