@profanecow.bsky.social
Full time dilettante, amateur brain surgeon, occasional-do-well. Just here for the LOLZ and because Xitter got replaced by some neo-Nazi echo chamber so all my old art, science, history, pop culture, music, & pagan/witchy friends are scattered to the wind.
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It’s amazing how well this works!
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s amazing how well this works!
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John Weak
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
John Weak
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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
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For now the explosions have quieted down, seems all drones over Kyiv and near Kyiv were destroyed, but about 70 are flying toward us from Chernihiv/Sumy regions
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
For now the explosions have quieted down, seems all drones over Kyiv and near Kyiv were destroyed, but about 70 are flying toward us from Chernihiv/Sumy regions
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Kyiv and region under massive drone attack last 2 hrs
Telegram channels report 80 drones in our area
Air raid alert ongoing for 2 hrs
Constant explosions
Ukraine also attacked with ballistic missiles
TU-95 launched missiles 25min ago, soon in our airspace
I closed kitchen
Telegram channels report 80 drones in our area
Air raid alert ongoing for 2 hrs
Constant explosions
Ukraine also attacked with ballistic missiles
TU-95 launched missiles 25min ago, soon in our airspace
I closed kitchen
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Kyiv and region under massive drone attack last 2 hrs
Telegram channels report 80 drones in our area
Air raid alert ongoing for 2 hrs
Constant explosions
Ukraine also attacked with ballistic missiles
TU-95 launched missiles 25min ago, soon in our airspace
I closed kitchen
Telegram channels report 80 drones in our area
Air raid alert ongoing for 2 hrs
Constant explosions
Ukraine also attacked with ballistic missiles
TU-95 launched missiles 25min ago, soon in our airspace
I closed kitchen
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If you needed to read something for uplift, here's your thread.
POSITIVE VIBES STORY INCOMING
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you needed to read something for uplift, here's your thread.
If only Samuel was alive today, no telling what he might say...
'You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.'
Life On The Mississippi By Mark Twain
www.gutenberg.org/files/8475/8...
Life On The Mississippi By Mark Twain
www.gutenberg.org/files/8475/8...
Twain, Life on the Mississippi, Part 5
www.gutenberg.org
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If only Samuel was alive today, no telling what he might say...
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It’s still amazing to me that we’ve basically let ourselves be tricked into buying that THIS is what “freedom” looks like. #CarDependency
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s still amazing to me that we’ve basically let ourselves be tricked into buying that THIS is what “freedom” looks like. #CarDependency
Buckle up, mofos. This is one helluva bumpy ride but worth the pain your glutes are going to feel in the morning.
i've had a whiskey or two so apropos of literally nothing whatsoever, can i please tell y'all about one of the greatest karaoke crimes i've ever witnessed?
August 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Buckle up, mofos. This is one helluva bumpy ride but worth the pain your glutes are going to feel in the morning.
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I keep staring at this video showing the movement of aerosols in the atmosphere. It's so mesmerizing! That and more of the best from @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser: www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
August 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I keep staring at this video showing the movement of aerosols in the atmosphere. It's so mesmerizing! That and more of the best from @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser: www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
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July 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
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Love you, Canada! 🇨🇦 Canadians get the Florida boycott. Air Canada is cutting back its flights to Florida. 💚✊
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Love you, Canada! 🇨🇦 Canadians get the Florida boycott. Air Canada is cutting back its flights to Florida. 💚✊
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"In the weeks leading up to the devastating floods in Texas, five former directors of the National Weather Service sent a letter to U.S. President Donald Trump warning that continued cuts to the budget would result in the deaths of people."
Irish Star
Irish Star
July 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"In the weeks leading up to the devastating floods in Texas, five former directors of the National Weather Service sent a letter to U.S. President Donald Trump warning that continued cuts to the budget would result in the deaths of people."
Irish Star
Irish Star
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Normalize telling Republicans that they are not pro-life.
They are pro-forced birth, pro-gun massacres, and pro-dying because you can’t get healthcare.
They are pro-forced birth, pro-gun massacres, and pro-dying because you can’t get healthcare.
I really struck a nerve here. I stand by what I said.
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Normalize telling Republicans that they are not pro-life.
They are pro-forced birth, pro-gun massacres, and pro-dying because you can’t get healthcare.
They are pro-forced birth, pro-gun massacres, and pro-dying because you can’t get healthcare.
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The proposed NOAA budget for 2026 contains the literal line:
Total, Climate Research: $0
www.commerce.gov/sites/defaul...
Total, Climate Research: $0
www.commerce.gov/sites/defaul...
June 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The proposed NOAA budget for 2026 contains the literal line:
Total, Climate Research: $0
www.commerce.gov/sites/defaul...
Total, Climate Research: $0
www.commerce.gov/sites/defaul...
This is the sort of shit that makes me angry that Hell is just made up scare tactics.
www.eenews.net/articles/tru...
www.eenews.net/articles/tru...
Trump budget could open the door to selling wild horses for slaughter
The fiscal 2026 proposal omits language prohibiting the Bureau of Land Management from selling or transferring any of the federally protected animals to
www.eenews.net
July 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is the sort of shit that makes me angry that Hell is just made up scare tactics.
www.eenews.net/articles/tru...
www.eenews.net/articles/tru...
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leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular
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The Bubonic Plague has a higher approval rating than war with Iran.
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Bubonic Plague has a higher approval rating than war with Iran.
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We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
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Decades will pass before this shakes out.
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Decades will pass before this shakes out.
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Best one of these I've seen in a bit...
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Best one of these I've seen in a bit...
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#ResponsibleEconomics #HumanReasoning #CollectiveBehavior for #CommunityProsperity
#SharedFacts #TaxRates #FairShare https://t.co/0fJy1KkJ1R
#SharedFacts #TaxRates #FairShare https://t.co/0fJy1KkJ1R
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM