Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her
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Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Why does the library let me take books home, I’m reading too many, I need to be cut off.
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I find "Canada hasn't won a medal in figure skating in 8 years" funny because another way of saying that is "Canada didn't win any figure skating medals at just that one previous Olympics."
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I find "Canada hasn't won a medal in figure skating in 8 years" funny because another way of saying that is "Canada didn't win any figure skating medals at just that one previous Olympics."
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Waiting for my annual MRI. These things make me so sick, wish me luck.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Waiting for my annual MRI. These things make me so sick, wish me luck.
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i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
These are pretty good seats. Kind of high though. I haven’t made myself look straight down yet.
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
These are pretty good seats. Kind of high though. I haven’t made myself look straight down yet.
Why hasn’t the man on the GO Train who has refused to use headphones for his entire trip melted from the force of my death stare yet?
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Why hasn’t the man on the GO Train who has refused to use headphones for his entire trip melted from the force of my death stare yet?
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CBC Gem crashes due to Canadians using it
CBC Gem crashes due to Canadians using it
TORONTO – With record numbers of Canadians viewing the Winter Olympic Games on CBC Gem, the streaming platform experienced several outages due to what’s being called “an unprecedented number of people...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
CBC Gem crashes due to Canadians using it
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It just occurred to me that if the US tries to invade during either of the gold medal hockey games at the Olympics we might be screwed.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It just occurred to me that if the US tries to invade during either of the gold medal hockey games at the Olympics we might be screwed.
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Everyone booed at Don Valley Station and chanted "Science Centre"
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Everyone booed at Don Valley Station and chanted "Science Centre"
I take it all back. It's not actually not that bad outside once you accept that yes, it's cold, and put on some mittens.
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I take it all back. It's not actually not that bad outside once you accept that yes, it's cold, and put on some mittens.
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If IT happens today
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
If IT happens today
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
Good morning to everyone scrambling to find keys to their front door because their electronic locks don't work when it's this damn cold.
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Good morning to everyone scrambling to find keys to their front door because their electronic locks don't work when it's this damn cold.
I just finished The Sparrow. 😭😭😭
I'm starting to think this Jesuit mission to Rakhat is going to end badly.
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I just finished The Sparrow. 😭😭😭
CBC is more commercials than opening ceremonies. Is there somewhere I can stream it?
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
CBC is more commercials than opening ceremonies. Is there somewhere I can stream it?
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Here I thought “Democracy dies in darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a business plan
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Here I thought “Democracy dies in darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a business plan
I'm starting to think this Jesuit mission to Rakhat is going to end badly.
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I'm starting to think this Jesuit mission to Rakhat is going to end badly.
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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Punxsutawney Phil is fake news.
I’m not a weather expert but it feels exactly right that Canadian & American groundhogs would report different outcomes this morning www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Wiarton Willie predicts early spring, but Punxsutawney Phil disagrees | CBC News
It's Groundhog Day. That means the forecast calls for weather predictions from animal prognosticators, including Ontario's Wiarton Willie, Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam, New Brunswick's Lucy the Lobs...
www.cbc.ca
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is fake news.
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AI POWERED
is an anagram of
APE WEIRDO
is an anagram of
APE WEIRDO
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
AI POWERED
is an anagram of
APE WEIRDO
is an anagram of
APE WEIRDO
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
What time are we all watching Schitt's Creek tonight?
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
What time are we all watching Schitt's Creek tonight?
Did you know that your old car remote might not work as well at -19°C before the windchill?
Learn from me, my friends. Take careful note of where you park your vehicle at Costco because you might not be able to beep your way back to it.
Learn from me, my friends. Take careful note of where you park your vehicle at Costco because you might not be able to beep your way back to it.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Did you know that your old car remote might not work as well at -19°C before the windchill?
Learn from me, my friends. Take careful note of where you park your vehicle at Costco because you might not be able to beep your way back to it.
Learn from me, my friends. Take careful note of where you park your vehicle at Costco because you might not be able to beep your way back to it.
What is the easiest place to meet someone at Union Station (Toronto) if you've never been there before? I'm blanking on any big landmarks that would be easy for two people to find.
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
What is the easiest place to meet someone at Union Station (Toronto) if you've never been there before? I'm blanking on any big landmarks that would be easy for two people to find.