NotMe
@princessjemmy.bsky.social
Hello. I'm an adult human.
Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder.
Was not homeschooled by a pigeon.
Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.
Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder.
Was not homeschooled by a pigeon.
Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.
The more I see comments on Bluesky alluding to Olivia Nuzzi’s new book, the more I wanna go like this:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The more I see comments on Bluesky alluding to Olivia Nuzzi’s new book, the more I wanna go like this:
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Correct! Absolutely nothing!
Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
FAQ: Underage Women
“Many of the headlines have read that [Jeffrey Epstein] is accused of ‘sex with underage women.’ Really? Why are we whitewashing? Why are we not ca...
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November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Correct! Absolutely nothing!
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Calm vest, Sunday edition.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Calm vest, Sunday edition.
TIL
Well, I'll be
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
TIL
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Love and purrs, Friday Edition.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Love and purrs, Friday Edition.
I just remembered my dumbest pet peeve. I hate it when people act like legumes are vegetables.
Legumes aren’t vegetables. They’re proteins.
But see, it isn’t enough for me to point it out. I have to be insufferable about it.
Legumes aren’t vegetables. They’re proteins.
But see, it isn’t enough for me to point it out. I have to be insufferable about it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just remembered my dumbest pet peeve. I hate it when people act like legumes are vegetables.
Legumes aren’t vegetables. They’re proteins.
But see, it isn’t enough for me to point it out. I have to be insufferable about it.
Legumes aren’t vegetables. They’re proteins.
But see, it isn’t enough for me to point it out. I have to be insufferable about it.
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Did somebody say woke?
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Did somebody say woke?
Katie Wilson likely to be Seattle's next mayor!
Whoo!!! In my book, even a puppy would do a better job than Harrell has done in 4 years.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Whoo!!! In my book, even a puppy would do a better job than Harrell has done in 4 years.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Katie Wilson likely to be Seattle’s next mayor
Katie Wilson leads Bruce Harrell by more than 1,300 votes after Tuesday's election update.
www.seattletimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Katie Wilson likely to be Seattle's next mayor!
Whoo!!! In my book, even a puppy would do a better job than Harrell has done in 4 years.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Whoo!!! In my book, even a puppy would do a better job than Harrell has done in 4 years.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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“You sit on a throne of clouds” edition.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“You sit on a throne of clouds” edition.
My youngest cat has become obsessed with our (newly refinished) basement. He has already ruined a door’s trim trying to explore.
Just realized that the only way to outsmart this truly impulsive little dude is not to outsmart him, but rather to figure out how his stupid works. 🤦🏻♀️
Just realized that the only way to outsmart this truly impulsive little dude is not to outsmart him, but rather to figure out how his stupid works. 🤦🏻♀️
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My youngest cat has become obsessed with our (newly refinished) basement. He has already ruined a door’s trim trying to explore.
Just realized that the only way to outsmart this truly impulsive little dude is not to outsmart him, but rather to figure out how his stupid works. 🤦🏻♀️
Just realized that the only way to outsmart this truly impulsive little dude is not to outsmart him, but rather to figure out how his stupid works. 🤦🏻♀️
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Velcro baby Friday.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Velcro baby Friday.
Most of city government in Seattle that was on the ballot has now flipped to wins for the challengers.
Except for the mayoral campaign. The incumbent seems ahead, which I don’t like.
I’ve bern here 15 years, and it seems like all the city picks is DINOs for mayor. So tired of that.
Except for the mayoral campaign. The incumbent seems ahead, which I don’t like.
I’ve bern here 15 years, and it seems like all the city picks is DINOs for mayor. So tired of that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Most of city government in Seattle that was on the ballot has now flipped to wins for the challengers.
Except for the mayoral campaign. The incumbent seems ahead, which I don’t like.
I’ve bern here 15 years, and it seems like all the city picks is DINOs for mayor. So tired of that.
Except for the mayoral campaign. The incumbent seems ahead, which I don’t like.
I’ve bern here 15 years, and it seems like all the city picks is DINOs for mayor. So tired of that.
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Birb Watching Tuesday
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Birb Watching Tuesday
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“Hello ma’am, we received some reports that you were causing a disturbance. Is there anything we can do to help?”
“I knew it. HELP! HELP! The Mamdani morality police are here to force me to convert! HELP!”
*tiny white lady with a septum piercing mumbles “we got another one” into a walkie talkie*
“I knew it. HELP! HELP! The Mamdani morality police are here to force me to convert! HELP!”
*tiny white lady with a septum piercing mumbles “we got another one” into a walkie talkie*
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Hello ma’am, we received some reports that you were causing a disturbance. Is there anything we can do to help?”
“I knew it. HELP! HELP! The Mamdani morality police are here to force me to convert! HELP!”
*tiny white lady with a septum piercing mumbles “we got another one” into a walkie talkie*
“I knew it. HELP! HELP! The Mamdani morality police are here to force me to convert! HELP!”
*tiny white lady with a septum piercing mumbles “we got another one” into a walkie talkie*
So, I live in a rather high COL neighborhood. We get feelers about selling our house on the regular.
By “we” I mean mostly the spouse. I only maybe get one a year, if even. Spouse gets one a month.
There’s a secret to that.
By “we” I mean mostly the spouse. I only maybe get one a year, if even. Spouse gets one a month.
There’s a secret to that.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So, I live in a rather high COL neighborhood. We get feelers about selling our house on the regular.
By “we” I mean mostly the spouse. I only maybe get one a year, if even. Spouse gets one a month.
There’s a secret to that.
By “we” I mean mostly the spouse. I only maybe get one a year, if even. Spouse gets one a month.
There’s a secret to that.
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we can finally talk about dick cheney and jack donaghy's night of passion
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
we can finally talk about dick cheney and jack donaghy's night of passion
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Dear Washington State: why are we paying federal taxes again? Just curious.
Dear Washington State: why are we paying federal taxes again? Just curious.
SNAP benefits will restart, but will be half the normal payment and delayed — NPR
About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month per person in the food assistance known as SNAP. For the first time, the Trump administration stopped the payments due at the beginning of th...
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November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Dear Washington State: why are we paying federal taxes again? Just curious.
Dear Washington State: why are we paying federal taxes again? Just curious.
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“You haven’t been home and I’m mad” Monday.
Me too, cat. Me too.
Me too, cat. Me too.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“You haven’t been home and I’m mad” Monday.
Me too, cat. Me too.
Me too, cat. Me too.
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Bonus “I still love you, meowther” moment from Ashley.
They all got extra pets before I had to leave the house again.
They all got extra pets before I had to leave the house again.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bonus “I still love you, meowther” moment from Ashley.
They all got extra pets before I had to leave the house again.
They all got extra pets before I had to leave the house again.
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Looking at every Cuomo endorsement
June 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looking at every Cuomo endorsement
Nicely done. You can’t both believe in an omnipotent god and contradict the rules deriving from that belief.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Nicely done. You can’t both believe in an omnipotent god and contradict the rules deriving from that belief.
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For Halloween, a golden oldie of Boris the cat pretending to be a human baby.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For Halloween, a golden oldie of Boris the cat pretending to be a human baby.
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
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Every day she cosplays as a human. She’s not very good at it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every day she cosplays as a human. She’s not very good at it.