Purrdigy is what you were trying to grasp at. You’re welcome.

He’s clearly gifted. Duh.

I suppose he tied his own hands and feet right before committing suicide? /s

They really think we’re THAT stupid, huh?

Yeah, maybe stop copying and pasting this as a reply to every single reply skit? It’s not a good look.

It was 53 years ago, he served time and does not seem to have reoffended since. Hardly the ideal case for “hardened criminal”.

The one and only!!!

They’re practically there. I see thus pic and I think “awww, lookie the little fur baby!!!! ❤️”

If, and only if, you start screaming “just let me talk to the fucking pharmacist!”, you will be transferred to the pharmacist.

However, at least six elderly people whose hearing aids have stopped working are ahead of you in the queue.

Hopefully you have a book to read while you wait for an hour.

I got news for you. The menu has changed. After that last 2, an automated voice prompt will ask you for your birthday so it can look through a database for your pharmacist. It will proceed to ask you if you said [birthdate] correctly, and then ask you if you would like to leave a message.

Me, I would just settle for not having to scream “operator” to the voice help six times, while it keeps blathering on about going on their website to get everything you ever desired plus a pony.

Just shut up and give me a human being to talk to. I’m not picky. Any human will do.

Poor little dude. That can’t be fun.

(Well, maybe I do wish for their fucking roads to be lighted a little better in the winter. I recently had to drive through a residential area in a suburb to get to a hospital around 6 PM.

Almost pitch dark for a mile. Houses on both sides. I briefly pondered if I was just going blind. Nope.)

Nah. “Seattle downtown is dying”. “There are *whispers* the homeless there.”

They want fucking Disneyland. I just want to be able to shop at Pike Place without dodging a fucking jeep wrangler double stroller every minute.

When I go to suburbs? I expect nothing.

Bovino needs to be in jail. Not whoever he thinks he can bully.

This. I’d rather buy the fresh cranberries, because the jellied kind just feels funny in my mouth. I prefer to turn them into something closer to compote.

I make a large batch, use half with savory herbs for Thanksgiving, and leave the other half just sweetened to make cranberry bars later on.

Better to know than to live in doubt.

I feel attacked.

In their defense, IGN has always been where journalism goes to die. They’ve been ahead of the curve there…

“I want peas and pancetta fettuccine.”

“Great, protein with protein and carbs.”

“But peas are healthy!”

“They are, but they’re not goddamn vegetables just because they are green. They’re legumes, hence plant based proteins”.