Stunlocked Hero
@prenutbutter.bsky.social
Ghost curse from It Follows, but I'm taking a little break
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your boss is not your friend. never help your boss
August 10, 2023 at 4:35 PM
your boss is not your friend. never help your boss
Becoming a Mormon so I can do polyamory for the FBI
August 7, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Becoming a Mormon so I can do polyamory for the FBI
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looking at some old memes i've made that are just sitting around and wondering what kind of argument i was having
July 31, 2023 at 1:44 PM
looking at some old memes i've made that are just sitting around and wondering what kind of argument i was having
Lmao at how they're referring to the guy with the 'blood boy' son
July 26, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Lmao at how they're referring to the guy with the 'blood boy' son
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Elon deleted the community note fact checking his bullshit.
July 26, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Elon deleted the community note fact checking his bullshit.
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Being a parent must be really complicated because when your child is screaming at the top of their lungs and it could mean they're having the best time of their lives, or that their hand is caught in a mousetrap
July 23, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Being a parent must be really complicated because when your child is screaming at the top of their lungs and it could mean they're having the best time of their lives, or that their hand is caught in a mousetrap
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strong bad still has not answered the email i sent him on september 18th 2007. i don't mean to be a pessimist but i am starting to think he never will
July 21, 2023 at 4:49 AM
strong bad still has not answered the email i sent him on september 18th 2007. i don't mean to be a pessimist but i am starting to think he never will
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How old is avocado toast?
“Some say that an Avocado Pear, a slice of toast, and cup of coffee is all they want for breakfast,” remarked a presenter at an 1895 Florida State Horticultural Society meeting.
“Some say that an Avocado Pear, a slice of toast, and cup of coffee is all they want for breakfast,” remarked a presenter at an 1895 Florida State Horticultural Society meeting.
July 9, 2023 at 2:27 AM
How old is avocado toast?
“Some say that an Avocado Pear, a slice of toast, and cup of coffee is all they want for breakfast,” remarked a presenter at an 1895 Florida State Horticultural Society meeting.
“Some say that an Avocado Pear, a slice of toast, and cup of coffee is all they want for breakfast,” remarked a presenter at an 1895 Florida State Horticultural Society meeting.
The homeless should have to live inside like the rest of us
July 9, 2023 at 3:24 AM
The homeless should have to live inside like the rest of us
White Boy Stuns PLA Firing Squad by Requesting Final Cigarette in Perfect Mandarin
July 6, 2023 at 1:08 PM
White Boy Stuns PLA Firing Squad by Requesting Final Cigarette in Perfect Mandarin
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permabanned from twitter for hate speech against nazis
July 5, 2023 at 5:24 PM
permabanned from twitter for hate speech against nazis
*geiger counter trilling rapidly*
I feel silly
I feel silly
July 5, 2023 at 10:01 PM
*geiger counter trilling rapidly*
I feel silly
I feel silly
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if i was in BearFucksFeminineTwink720pCUMSHOTgay.avi it wouldn’t have gone down like that
July 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
if i was in BearFucksFeminineTwink720pCUMSHOTgay.avi it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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can't wait for elon to lose the mandate of the bluechecks. it's already started to happen. i hope he locks his account.
July 4, 2023 at 12:13 AM
can't wait for elon to lose the mandate of the bluechecks. it's already started to happen. i hope he locks his account.
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Foucault lived into the 80’s, he might’ve seen the hamburger jail
July 4, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Foucault lived into the 80’s, he might’ve seen the hamburger jail
Bought a whole prociutto di parma from the italian deli, but I don't have the fridge space or a deli slicer - so I just go there every day on my way home from work and say to the deli man "show it to me."
July 3, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Bought a whole prociutto di parma from the italian deli, but I don't have the fridge space or a deli slicer - so I just go there every day on my way home from work and say to the deli man "show it to me."
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i'm all for prison abolition and stuff but if a girl sends you nudes and you respond with something like "ah, sending nudes i see" you deserve to go to jail for one million years
July 3, 2023 at 1:50 PM
i'm all for prison abolition and stuff but if a girl sends you nudes and you respond with something like "ah, sending nudes i see" you deserve to go to jail for one million years
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Welcome to Bluesky! You'll want to follow @skywatch.bsky.social and then manually block every account on the following Skywatch lists.
July 2, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Welcome to Bluesky! You'll want to follow @skywatch.bsky.social and then manually block every account on the following Skywatch lists.
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First day on BlueSky?
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
July 2, 2023 at 5:17 PM
First day on BlueSky?
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
