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Sebastián Hernández
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theonion.com
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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jay.bsky.team
the feminine urge to
Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars'
Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.
mashable.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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james.tarnation.lol
what a terrible time to have the ability to think critically
March 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Can’t stress this enough! And obviously neither the SEC or the DOJ (at least at the highest levels) is going to seriously investigate and prosecute insider trading.
joshtpm.bsky.social Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · Mar 4
Just an obvious point that anyone with the inside word on when these these total reversals are going to be announced is in a position to make almost limitless amounts of money. Don't forget that given the kind of people who make up this administration.
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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zapoo.bsky.social
Curious how quickly the swine are implementing Project 2025? Be curious no longer!! It's all being tracked right here:

www.project2025.observer

#bluecrew #proudblue #resist #project2025
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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brainking.bsky.social
Reid has known Elon even longer than I have. He knows I am speaking the Truth.
February 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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theonion.com
Have a written record of society’s collapse.

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January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately
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Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately -The Onion
January 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hamlet holds up Yorick's skull and say "alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio..." Horatio interjects "bro, we should turn his skull into a bong." Hamlet says "dude.. sick." Hamlet smokes weed out of the Yorick skull bong. Horatio eats a bag of chips.
December 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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markpaleo.bsky.social
Happy Metallica Kwanzaa to all of my fellow Bad Bunny fans in the Baltic Sea area.
December 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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thatopinionatedgal.bsky.social
🤞🏼
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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theonion.com
Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards
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Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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memphisr56.bsky.social
Appropriatest coffee mug
A mug which reads: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Went back, Got distracted, And have no idea, Whats going on Is this my cup? I have to pee.
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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lilblackheart.bsky.social
you know you’re an adult when you have more coffee mugs than friends.
December 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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theonion.com
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips -The Onion
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Couchlocked? I thought not. It's not a story the Sativa would tell you.
December 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off
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CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off -The Onion
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
I made a funny comics starter pack. If I missed you, let me know and I'll go to your profile and judge you
go.bsky.app/GGxs1Nm
November 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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getmicrowaved.bsky.social
tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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afantano.bsky.social
find me here
December 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
prcbass.bsky.social
De verdad que son bien especiales las personas que se quitan los zapatos en los vuelos 🤢
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM