PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I sort of want to make my own cocktail book of my original recipes.
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
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may every trans child grow into a trans adult
February 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
may every trans child grow into a trans adult
happy new year
because there's no more distractions really between central european and american new year (I do not respect the UK), here's my 2025 book rankings
Top books of the year (as in, the ones I gave 4.75-5* to, ranked):
1. Stoner by John Williams
because there's no more distractions really between central european and american new year (I do not respect the UK), here's my 2025 book rankings
Top books of the year (as in, the ones I gave 4.75-5* to, ranked):
1. Stoner by John Williams
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
happy new year
because there's no more distractions really between central european and american new year (I do not respect the UK), here's my 2025 book rankings
Top books of the year (as in, the ones I gave 4.75-5* to, ranked):
1. Stoner by John Williams
because there's no more distractions really between central european and american new year (I do not respect the UK), here's my 2025 book rankings
Top books of the year (as in, the ones I gave 4.75-5* to, ranked):
1. Stoner by John Williams
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my husband: "autistic people can't hold down jobs, that's a myth. Jobby McJobberson, who holds down 50,000 jobs as part of his hyperfixation, is an outlier and–"
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
my husband: "autistic people can't hold down jobs, that's a myth. Jobby McJobberson, who holds down 50,000 jobs as part of his hyperfixation, is an outlier and–"
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Performative male dressing up as werther and shooting himself in front of me altering my life trajectory forever
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Performative male dressing up as werther and shooting himself in front of me altering my life trajectory forever
Well I read all of *Stoner* by John Williams in basically one day (thanks, flight) and I think it might be my favourite book of the year. On December 30th. I never want to re-read it but it may be the most beautiful book ever written.
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well I read all of *Stoner* by John Williams in basically one day (thanks, flight) and I think it might be my favourite book of the year. On December 30th. I never want to re-read it but it may be the most beautiful book ever written.
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“Swindon” and “architecturally magnificent” in the same sentence, but on “reeking of stale piss”.
Swindon's architecturally magnificent bus station to be demolished
Swindon’s architecturally magnificent (we joke) bus station is to be demolished. Demolition work is getting underway following the opening of the new bus interchange on Fleming Way earlier this year. ...
www.wiltshire999s.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
“Swindon” and “architecturally magnificent” in the same sentence, but on “reeking of stale piss”.
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"AI is inevitable and we'll never get rid of it" - mate, they said the same thing about smallpox, absolute monarchy, and Mr Blobby.
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"AI is inevitable and we'll never get rid of it" - mate, they said the same thing about smallpox, absolute monarchy, and Mr Blobby.
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explaining feminism to an American: Imagine if your hamburger was a person
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
explaining feminism to an American: Imagine if your hamburger was a person
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
old, tired: force feminisation
new, exciting: force carcinisation
new, exciting: force carcinisation
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
old, tired: force feminisation
new, exciting: force carcinisation
new, exciting: force carcinisation
daft punk when asked where santa is on christmas eve: around the world (x80)
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
daft punk when asked where santa is on christmas eve: around the world (x80)
why is it called paddington 2 and not orange marmalade is the new black
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
why is it called paddington 2 and not orange marmalade is the new black
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my complaint with wallace and gromit: curse of the were-rabbit is that they managed to invent some kind of mind-transfer device and nothing ever comes of it
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
my complaint with wallace and gromit: curse of the were-rabbit is that they managed to invent some kind of mind-transfer device and nothing ever comes of it
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
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Would be great to get Esse House a little festive donation boost going into the new year.
The minimum contribution is a share of this post.
Go on. It's Christmas.
The minimum contribution is a share of this post.
Go on. It's Christmas.
We exist to better the outcomes and reduce the social isolation of gender-diverse individuals by providing the opportunities and support they really need.
If you have a little to spare to support our work, send us a gift this Christmas 🎄 🏳️⚧️
essehouse.co.uk/send-us-a-gift
If you have a little to spare to support our work, send us a gift this Christmas 🎄 🏳️⚧️
essehouse.co.uk/send-us-a-gift
Esse House UK
essehouse.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Would be great to get Esse House a little festive donation boost going into the new year.
The minimum contribution is a share of this post.
Go on. It's Christmas.
The minimum contribution is a share of this post.
Go on. It's Christmas.
if you fancy a bit of an ugly cry at christmas this is a lovely read www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if you fancy a bit of an ugly cry at christmas this is a lovely read www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I subscribe to the bethlehem interpretation of christmaslikes
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I subscribe to the bethlehem interpretation of christmaslikes
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the kind vladimir ilyich would have shot everybody here full of festive cheer
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
the kind vladimir ilyich would have shot everybody here full of festive cheer
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"what politician visited west berlin in 1963 and gave a speech containing 'ich bin ein berliner'?"
"uhhhh...adolf hitler?"
I love celebrity editions of trivia shows because you can laugh with malice at how stupid people are
"uhhhh...adolf hitler?"
I love celebrity editions of trivia shows because you can laugh with malice at how stupid people are
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"what politician visited west berlin in 1963 and gave a speech containing 'ich bin ein berliner'?"
"uhhhh...adolf hitler?"
I love celebrity editions of trivia shows because you can laugh with malice at how stupid people are
"uhhhh...adolf hitler?"
I love celebrity editions of trivia shows because you can laugh with malice at how stupid people are
watching Paddington (2014). You can tell it's a fictional story, because it is a film about how British colonialism was actually some lovely blokes being best friends with the native peoples. They reshaped and overrode indigenous cultures 1/3
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
watching Paddington (2014). You can tell it's a fictional story, because it is a film about how British colonialism was actually some lovely blokes being best friends with the native peoples. They reshaped and overrode indigenous cultures 1/3