PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I sort of want to make my own cocktail book of my original recipes.
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
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hutspot met slavinken en appelstroopjus
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hutspot met slavinken en appelstroopjus
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
walked past the recycling bins and someone threw out a perfectly good mop
free mop
free mop
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
walked past the recycling bins and someone threw out a perfectly good mop
free mop
free mop
stinky idiot
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
stinky idiot
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
Got a smart tv from a guy moving for 50 euros and it is far bigger than I expected
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got a smart tv from a guy moving for 50 euros and it is far bigger than I expected
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
what if we were to create a hoax, but write our own names into the documents rather than our enemies?
delightfully devilish, democrats.
delightfully devilish, democrats.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
what if we were to create a hoax, but write our own names into the documents rather than our enemies?
delightfully devilish, democrats.
delightfully devilish, democrats.
MY KETTLE ARRIVED I CAN MAKE A CUP OF TEA
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
MY KETTLE ARRIVED I CAN MAKE A CUP OF TEA
I had an amazing idea last night. what if instead of purring, cats made the tim allen grunt.
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I had an amazing idea last night. what if instead of purring, cats made the tim allen grunt.
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
oh god it feels so good to eat real food
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
oh god it feels so good to eat real food
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
things I have found whilst tidying/packing/emptying cupboards: a mana crypt in the bottom of a bag of junk. a pair of rollerblades. 11 bottles of hebrew hand soap. 9 more packing boxes. 19 loose teabags.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
things I have found whilst tidying/packing/emptying cupboards: a mana crypt in the bottom of a bag of junk. a pair of rollerblades. 11 bottles of hebrew hand soap. 9 more packing boxes. 19 loose teabags.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
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Taxing the super rich is actually the extremely moderate position compared with what
A) they deserve and
B) is likely necessary to restore anything like a functioning democratic order to public hands
A) they deserve and
B) is likely necessary to restore anything like a functioning democratic order to public hands
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Taxing the super rich is actually the extremely moderate position compared with what
A) they deserve and
B) is likely necessary to restore anything like a functioning democratic order to public hands
A) they deserve and
B) is likely necessary to restore anything like a functioning democratic order to public hands
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
let's fucking go
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
let's fucking go
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eyyyyy im gettin elected heah
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
eyyyyy im gettin elected heah
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The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
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I must inform you that feminist intellectuals are now writing scholarly articles analyzing trans lesbian puppygirls on social media.
published from Poland, of course!
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
published from Poland, of course!
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I must inform you that feminist intellectuals are now writing scholarly articles analyzing trans lesbian puppygirls on social media.
published from Poland, of course!
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
published from Poland, of course!
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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I would like to amend my previous statement:
dick cheney WAS brat
dick cheney WAS brat
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I would like to amend my previous statement:
dick cheney WAS brat
dick cheney WAS brat
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dick cheney IS brat
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
dick cheney IS brat
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Dickanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Dickanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
I may not agree with him being alive until today, his status as a war criminal, or his political opinions, or his stance on living this long, or anything he did, or the fact he took this long to die, but he was alive and now he is not.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I may not agree with him being alive until today, his status as a war criminal, or his political opinions, or his stance on living this long, or anything he did, or the fact he took this long to die, but he was alive and now he is not.
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![american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog
french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading]
polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bd5w6iipngycpaldvydcslbd/bafkreifwfovv2nzqcjd2cygzz5a6xqmqrcjclghyc37haz5rwygbg2krsa@jpeg)
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oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
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