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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I am going to create an environment that is so chili-maxxed
Six plastic cartons of dried mexican chilli peppers.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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hutspot met slavinken en appelstroopjus

(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)

I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
a plate of hutspot with apples, slavinken, gravy, and fried onions.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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stinky idiot
An orange and white cat curled up on a chaise longue. The same orange and white cat but with a paw over his face.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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let's fucking go
a hardback book titled TOM'S CROSSING by MARK Z DANIELEWSKI. It has a cowboy hat on the cover.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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A shot from a comic of Batman breaking a gun in half. There are some baby shoes photoshopped on top. The speech bubble says "this is the shoes of the baby. we do not wear it. we will sell it."
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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this one kind of tastes like BBQ sauce
1oz demerara rum
1oz jamaican rum
0.75oz drambuie
0.75oz lime juice
0.25oz beetroot liqueur
1 teaspoon aged balsamic vinegar
a very dark brown drink in a martini glass. there are various bottles of spirits and liqueurs and a bottle of balsamic vinegar around it.
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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also this was fantastic

1.75oz Clairin
0.75oz Drambuie
0.75oz Lime
0.25oz Rich simple syrup
0.25oz Pandan liqueur
3 dashes Dr. Elmingrab's Teapot Bitters
a light green drink in a martini glass surrounded by bottles of liqueurs and spirits.
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The Pale Visitor from No, I'm Not a Human. He's really fucking creepy looking.
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The Pale Visitor from No, I'm Not a Human
October 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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it says "no kings". we're allowed to have one.
A still from The Simpsons. A girl sits next to a sign saying NO HOMERS CLUB.
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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my favourite time of year: the chain department store starts selling pepernoten (spiced cookie) and tompouce (iced cream slice) beers and my favourite cheese stall starts selling deeply unserious cheese
A wedge of cheese on some cheese paper. The cheese is bright orange, green, and white in a digital camouflage pattern. It looks like fucking plasticine.
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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it took so fucking long and it's spread over 19 separate buylists

but I'm done. I'm sold out. I'm finally free from MTG.
a metric assload of trading cards in rows in white boxes.
October 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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an IKEA family membership card
October 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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People are absolutely sleeping on aged balsamic vinegar as a cocktail ingredient. It's absolutely gorgeous.
A dark brown cocktail is served in a rocks glass. There are bottles of rum and a shiso liqueur and balsamic vinegar by it.
September 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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a tweet saying "I’m a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read gootbye"
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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wait did the BBC really say that kash patel thanked charlie kirk's widow and children for bringing charlie kirk to justice???
FBI director thanks Kirk familypublished at 16:21 16:21 Speaking now is FBI Director Kash Patel, who says he is proud to stand here and bring Kirk's family justice. He especially thanks Kirk's parents, widow and children - all of whom will be involved in bringing Kirk to justice, he says. Patel also expresses gratitude to President Trump and Vice President JD Vance, who "had our backs the entire way".
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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grok is this true
a screenshot of twitter. someone is asking grok if charlie kirk died. grok is responding "No, he did not die. the video is a joke - someone is shooting (filming) him with a phone".
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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new reaction image just dropped
the final panel of the comic. the women is saying "I would have to say the penis".
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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heck your candle
Topplegeist {W} Creature — Spirit Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent’s upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1 Illustrated by Seb McKinnon
August 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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please for the love of christ do not name your recipe "Grandma's Yeast Rolls"
a screenshot of a recipe titled "Grandma's Yeast Rolls". There are some sort of bread rolls in the basket.
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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You and me both, juffrouw minoes...you and me both...
Green text, underlined, that says "ik wou touch maar liever poes wezen". above is written (the translation) "I would rather be a cat".
August 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Without a doubt, trans rights faerie dragon my beloved
SPRITE DRAGON https://scryfall.com/card/clb/852/sprite-dragon
August 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides from Dune.
August 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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it has been one (1) hour since this idiot was fed and he's dying of starvation
an orange and white cat is lying spread-eagled on his back in a stupid pose. he is very fluffy. he looks very stupid.
August 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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looking for monster girls, pic related
THALIA, HERETIC CATHAR https://scryfall.com/card/inr/44/thalia-heretic-cathar
August 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM