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🇳🇿 eater of beans
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pedestrians HAVE to stop hitting cars like this. it's getting out of control. LEAVE CARS ALONE!
April 8, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Whenever a politician says something is "within the rules", we need to remember that they wrote those rules to advantage themselves, so its basicly like saying "fuck you, peasant".
February 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Elderly people are paying 100% or more of their NZ Super in rent, but this fucking guy gets $1000 a week on top of his nearly $500,000 salary to ‘rent’ his own house.
New: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon will claim an optional $52,000 top-up to his $471,000 salary to cover his accommodation expenses since he is not living in Premier House, despite living in an apartment in Wellington that he owns mortgage-free.
newsroom.co.nz/2024/03/01/l...
Luxon claims $52k accommodation payment to live in own apartment
Christopher Luxon is the first Prime Minister in at least 34 years to claim the payment as previous titleholders have either lived in Premier House or were already based in Wellington.
newsroom.co.nz
February 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Shane Jones is a fucking idiot
Minister wants govt to underwrite oil industry risk 🇳🇿

www.thepost.co.nz/business/350...
February 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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Kids were arguing over the last chocolate mousse in the fridge. I did what any fair minded parent would do and I must say, I can see why they were arguing - it was delicious.
February 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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February 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Welcome to Bluesky, bear in mind everyone here has surplus invite codes and never offered you one.
February 11, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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“Thousands gathered at Waitangi this morning to voice their concerns directly to the new government. And the prime minister made it clear he wasn’t listening, writes Madeleine Chapman.” #AoNZpol thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...
Christopher Luxon’s Waitangi speech was so boring it became insulting
Thousands gathered at Waitangi this morning to voice their concerns directly to the new government. The prime minister made it clear he wasn't listening.
thespinoff.co.nz
February 5, 2024 at 4:58 AM
It's a shame something like this article wasn't included in the papers that ran that advertorial, on the same day.
February 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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February 4, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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This jus hits different after the NActNZi's got in #NZPol
January 19, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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When a company can reduce CO₂ emissions easily but chooses to do some ridiculous for CO₂ removal (CDR), you know it’s greenwashing.
Kelp farming plant to remove CO2 from the atmosphere - Aker BP
Aker BP contributes to the establishment of a kelp cultivation plant in the sea off Frøya in Trøndelag. The plant will remove CO2 from the cycle. Already in the summer of 2024, the first kelp will b...
akerbp.com
January 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Nails it for once
January 17, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.

From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I think I've just realised why Luxon & co are so keen to speed up climate change. They've drunk too much of the management speak koolaid and think 'a rising tide lifts all boats' is a good thing.
December 18, 2023 at 8:25 PM
If you see this, post a bridge.
December 5, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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Repost 5birds
and go in the draw to one a nightbird(acrylic on board 45cm beak to tail. Many thanks in advance.
www.trademe.co.nz/art/nz-artis...
November 16, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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Rod Oram nails it.

An inexperienced Chris Luxon is about to inflict reputational damage on himself, the National Party and New Zealand if he pursues his reckless and ill-informed plan the restart oil and gas exploration in Aotearoa.
Luxon is about to inflict reputational damage with oil and gas exploration
PM-elect is about to make the same mistake as the British PM, Rishi Sunak, who has delayed the phase-out of fossil-fuelled cars, and the phase-in of heat pumps and insulation programmes, argues Rod O...
www.newsroom.co.nz
November 4, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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Dave and I have some disagreements about things to do with methane, but I take my hat off to him for the clarity with which he counters the bare-knuckles stupid climate science denial that some farming groups in Aotearoa are propagating.

www.farmersweekly.co.nz/opinion/meth...
Methane myths come up against textbook science
Denying the science seems an unpromising way for certain agri sectors to go about convincing urban NZ of the reasonableness of their position, says Canterbury University Professor of Physics David Fra...
www.farmersweekly.co.nz
November 6, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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Someone please do this outside luxo’s house omfg
November 4, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Fucking nailed it
Let's do this NZ !
November 3, 2023 at 8:43 AM
October 28, 2023 at 8:33 AM