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just a brain floating in a jar of formaldehyde. you can't come to my birthday ok you can
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
today I would like to condemn to hell the dimwits who feed wild & stray cat colonies and/trap neuter release. RELEASE?! fucking morons
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
today I would like to condemn to hell the dimwits who feed wild & stray cat colonies and/trap neuter release. RELEASE?! fucking morons
I am sorry to say I am now one of those people who has posted "what was that noise just now?" on the neighbourhood page. Huge bang about 6am and me and the dog just about gave birth and we're not even pregnant
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am sorry to say I am now one of those people who has posted "what was that noise just now?" on the neighbourhood page. Huge bang about 6am and me and the dog just about gave birth and we're not even pregnant
in case anyone was wondering why us millennials and gen x had our self esteem in tatters and flushed down the shitter by the time we were 20
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
in case anyone was wondering why us millennials and gen x had our self esteem in tatters and flushed down the shitter by the time we were 20
I bought a new mattress protector but panicked & just threw one in my trolley because BRISCOES ON A SATURDAY. turns out I got a waterproof one. great for when I next piss the bed at 44 years old. fucks sake amanda it says it right there. I just saw MATTRESS PROTECTOR - QN - 60% off and grabbed it
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I bought a new mattress protector but panicked & just threw one in my trolley because BRISCOES ON A SATURDAY. turns out I got a waterproof one. great for when I next piss the bed at 44 years old. fucks sake amanda it says it right there. I just saw MATTRESS PROTECTOR - QN - 60% off and grabbed it
mum loves painting rocks for kids to hunt at lake panorama. sometimes they have competitions in the westie rocks fb page e.g. "paint a rock for every letter of the alphabet. mum loves a challenge! for "O" she did offal. but wh- what's this. mum why did you paint a ballbag on a crimped injured penis
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
mum loves painting rocks for kids to hunt at lake panorama. sometimes they have competitions in the westie rocks fb page e.g. "paint a rock for every letter of the alphabet. mum loves a challenge! for "O" she did offal. but wh- what's this. mum why did you paint a ballbag on a crimped injured penis
self care is being child-free instead of whatever hell this is
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
self care is being child-free instead of whatever hell this is
it's because of my IRISH HERITAGE that I had a potato and a pint of ale for breakfast then drowned my ninth child in the creek for having rickets, LINDA
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it's because of my IRISH HERITAGE that I had a potato and a pint of ale for breakfast then drowned my ninth child in the creek for having rickets, LINDA
if women have to wear uncomfortable bras to be seen as professional men should have to wear wire cages around their ballbags
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if women have to wear uncomfortable bras to be seen as professional men should have to wear wire cages around their ballbags
some cunt just set off fireworks in the park behind my house so loud that the house shook and my dog farted in fear and is scrunched up in my office shaking with her face jammed in the corner
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
some cunt just set off fireworks in the park behind my house so loud that the house shook and my dog farted in fear and is scrunched up in my office shaking with her face jammed in the corner
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
I am amazed at how amazed people are that male police officers let women down time and time again and protect each other
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I am amazed at how amazed people are that male police officers let women down time and time again and protect each other
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
why are the fines on Border Security Australia so pathetic? narrator Grant Bowler is in tears about the amount of undeclared food being pulled out of a suitcase. "things are not looking good for this elderly man" [music turns dramatic] "officer Mel is sending him away with a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE"
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
why are the fines on Border Security Australia so pathetic? narrator Grant Bowler is in tears about the amount of undeclared food being pulled out of a suitcase. "things are not looking good for this elderly man" [music turns dramatic] "officer Mel is sending him away with a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE"
I would outlive everybody in a Scream franchise movie by just not answering my phone if the caller ID was "murderer wearing a Scream mask and some kind of black robes thingy" easy
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I would outlive everybody in a Scream franchise movie by just not answering my phone if the caller ID was "murderer wearing a Scream mask and some kind of black robes thingy" easy
there's something that feels really sinister about blowing your nose with a wet wipe in your car. or anywhere really
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
there's something that feels really sinister about blowing your nose with a wet wipe in your car. or anywhere really
sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy being made redundant as due to my high performance we continue to grow & succeed & the new proposed role involves lots of sitting at a boardroom table with men interrupting me. please leave a message and I'll call you back when I can be bothered 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy being made redundant as due to my high performance we continue to grow & succeed & the new proposed role involves lots of sitting at a boardroom table with men interrupting me. please leave a message and I'll call you back when I can be bothered 🥳
someone is using my beautiful cousin's photos to catfish men. her male friend saw it & rang her and was like I just saw you on tinder and frankly that's really stink that you're cheating so blatantly" cousin was like wtf, send me a screenshot? "seeking men" she is a VERY LESBIAN LESBIANISING LESBO
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
someone is using my beautiful cousin's photos to catfish men. her male friend saw it & rang her and was like I just saw you on tinder and frankly that's really stink that you're cheating so blatantly" cousin was like wtf, send me a screenshot? "seeking men" she is a VERY LESBIAN LESBIANISING LESBO
booking dot com just sent me their first ever email. it reads something like "Here at booking dot com you are in charge of what we send you via email. we will never send you unsolicited communications" bitch then what the fuck is this? lying ass website ass email hoes
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
booking dot com just sent me their first ever email. it reads something like "Here at booking dot com you are in charge of what we send you via email. we will never send you unsolicited communications" bitch then what the fuck is this? lying ass website ass email hoes
been doing a lot of thinking today and it might be time to have a massive sook and just eat some horrid little takeaways for dinner
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
been doing a lot of thinking today and it might be time to have a massive sook and just eat some horrid little takeaways for dinner
whatever they're doing, it's not enough. get Scott beard on the case. CCTV footage EVERYWHERE where she was last seen. Te Anihana Pomana cannot be another Grace Millane. please. I cannot stand seeing beautiful young women disappear & be found dead in the bush anymore
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Missing woman Te Anihana Pomana has not been seen for more than two months
Police say they have not been able to identify any positive leads in the search for Te Anihana Pomana.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
whatever they're doing, it's not enough. get Scott beard on the case. CCTV footage EVERYWHERE where she was last seen. Te Anihana Pomana cannot be another Grace Millane. please. I cannot stand seeing beautiful young women disappear & be found dead in the bush anymore
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
the government's move to push rough sleepers and homeless people out of the auckland cbd without a plan for helping and housing them is wild. typical though. all noise, pandering to the wealthy.
last time they did this I had a homeless guy move in under my house. it was a villa in epsom/mt eden
last time they did this I had a homeless guy move in under my house. it was a villa in epsom/mt eden
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the government's move to push rough sleepers and homeless people out of the auckland cbd without a plan for helping and housing them is wild. typical though. all noise, pandering to the wealthy.
last time they did this I had a homeless guy move in under my house. it was a villa in epsom/mt eden
last time they did this I had a homeless guy move in under my house. it was a villa in epsom/mt eden
my annual reminder that kumara left in the cupboard can be dirty hoebags
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
my annual reminder that kumara left in the cupboard can be dirty hoebags
guy at my local dairy is a hot sikh baddie. i mentioned that his sea-green turban was the same colour as his eyes today & he goes "I am punjabi-blessed with green eyes. what are your eyes? is it hazel?" I was like "yes I am blessed with west auckland eyes" he gave me a $1 bag of lollies for free
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
guy at my local dairy is a hot sikh baddie. i mentioned that his sea-green turban was the same colour as his eyes today & he goes "I am punjabi-blessed with green eyes. what are your eyes? is it hazel?" I was like "yes I am blessed with west auckland eyes" he gave me a $1 bag of lollies for free
god I love living in a house that backs onto a park. that is sarcasm. I fucking hate it. park is currently full of male morons and I've had three fireworks land noisily on my roof since I went to bed 45 mins ago.
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
god I love living in a house that backs onto a park. that is sarcasm. I fucking hate it. park is currently full of male morons and I've had three fireworks land noisily on my roof since I went to bed 45 mins ago.
I HATE it when documentation is confidential. what do you MEAN I can't discuss this with seven thousand of my closest friends and my entire family? grow up
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I HATE it when documentation is confidential. what do you MEAN I can't discuss this with seven thousand of my closest friends and my entire family? grow up