f*male b*tch 🇵🇸
@ahhmandah.bsky.social
just a brain floating in a jar of formaldehyde. you can't come to my birthday ok you can
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
my colleague was like how come you're so calm finishing up without a job to go to?? I was like oh something will come up. changed my status on LinkedIn to "actively seeking" nek minnit I had four recruiters and a request for an interview in my inbox lol. imma be fine Marie, thanks for your concern
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
my colleague was like how come you're so calm finishing up without a job to go to?? I was like oh something will come up. changed my status on LinkedIn to "actively seeking" nek minnit I had four recruiters and a request for an interview in my inbox lol. imma be fine Marie, thanks for your concern
maybe!!! it was very very loud
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
maybe!!! it was very very loud
right!! if we wanted to sleep on a 1980s parka we would. I got a nice silent bamboo one in the end. 60% til Friday i think
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
right!! if we wanted to sleep on a 1980s parka we would. I got a nice silent bamboo one in the end. 60% til Friday i think
like, it would have been ok except it was so audibly waterproof. like crinkly raincoat material. the one I replaced it with is SILENTLY waterproof (there were none left that weren't waterproof at all) (not that I WANT to wet the bed but you know)
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
like, it would have been ok except it was so audibly waterproof. like crinkly raincoat material. the one I replaced it with is SILENTLY waterproof (there were none left that weren't waterproof at all) (not that I WANT to wet the bed but you know)
that's what you get for drinking and eating in bed when you have dogs!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
that's what you get for drinking and eating in bed when you have dogs!!!!
I can collect my wees and pour it on the vehicles of my enemies maybe??
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I can collect my wees and pour it on the vehicles of my enemies maybe??
I think I'd just sit wide-eyed going "REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?" at the top of my voice or sing something myself louder than her lol I'd be fuming
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think I'd just sit wide-eyed going "REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?" at the top of my voice or sing something myself louder than her lol I'd be fuming
I was like sure Bella, how about one song? we all clapped but it only encouraged both her and her mum. eventually she wanted to put the kid in my bed for a sleep. I was like "didn't you say on fb yesterday that she had nits??" she got offended and said "Bella isn't DIRTY, it's just nits" bye Bella
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was like sure Bella, how about one song? we all clapped but it only encouraged both her and her mum. eventually she wanted to put the kid in my bed for a sleep. I was like "didn't you say on fb yesterday that she had nits??" she got offended and said "Bella isn't DIRTY, it's just nits" bye Bella
I lost a friendship once because she came over for drinks and brought her piercingly loud 6-7yo (to an ADULT DRINKS & BOARDGAMES night) when the dad was supposed to be looking after her, but was "in a critical part" of his video game. and the kid kept wanting to perform a play/musical for us
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I lost a friendship once because she came over for drinks and brought her piercingly loud 6-7yo (to an ADULT DRINKS & BOARDGAMES night) when the dad was supposed to be looking after her, but was "in a critical part" of his video game. and the kid kept wanting to perform a play/musical for us
oh you want to come over and smoke a pipe with me by the peat fire and play a forlorn dirge for your dead husband on our fiddles? then you better stop talking shit about me to SUSAN at the MARKET, keep my NAME out of your MOUTH you HAG you've got a smear of LAMB BLOOD on your APRON by the way
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
oh you want to come over and smoke a pipe with me by the peat fire and play a forlorn dirge for your dead husband on our fiddles? then you better stop talking shit about me to SUSAN at the MARKET, keep my NAME out of your MOUTH you HAG you've got a smear of LAMB BLOOD on your APRON by the way
I mean we went without bras for a fuckin long time
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I mean we went without bras for a fuckin long time
unless they like it. then they're not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
unless they like it. then they're not allowed
I genuinely think male police have a problem with women. we're shrill, demanding, upset, emotional, take up too much time complaining about all the rapes & assaults & murders against us. we never shut up, right? always harping on about what men have done to us. we do it because it's fun & soothing
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I genuinely think male police have a problem with women. we're shrill, demanding, upset, emotional, take up too much time complaining about all the rapes & assaults & murders against us. we never shut up, right? always harping on about what men have done to us. we do it because it's fun & soothing
I made a complaint. spent quite a bit of time on the phone with some high-up dude asking what they were going to do about all the violent crimes in public against women in henderson. his advice was "stay home when it's dark" bitch it's winter. I go to work in the dark & get home in the dark
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I made a complaint. spent quite a bit of time on the phone with some high-up dude asking what they were going to do about all the violent crimes in public against women in henderson. his advice was "stay home when it's dark" bitch it's winter. I go to work in the dark & get home in the dark