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just a brain floating in a jar of formaldehyde. you can't come to my birthday ok you can
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land
if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded
ariana grande and cynthia erivo have developed eating disorders there I said it so we can all stop thinking about it
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
ariana grande and cynthia erivo have developed eating disorders there I said it so we can all stop thinking about it
one of the greatest disappointments in life is relishing your lovely friendships in your late teens and early 20s only to have them try to kiss you one day and get mad at you when you're like BRO what are you doing
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one of the greatest disappointments in life is relishing your lovely friendships in your late teens and early 20s only to have them try to kiss you one day and get mad at you when you're like BRO what are you doing
I encountered a pack of about 9 uniformed students from the local primary school today while walking the dognand four little boys rushed over and started patting her & squealing. I said "no patting" they continued and followed us still trying to pat. I said "please don't pat dogs you don't know" -
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I encountered a pack of about 9 uniformed students from the local primary school today while walking the dognand four little boys rushed over and started patting her & squealing. I said "no patting" they continued and followed us still trying to pat. I said "please don't pat dogs you don't know" -
what tf are you supposed to do with an unfixable broken robot vacuum that has been replaced
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
what tf are you supposed to do with an unfixable broken robot vacuum that has been replaced
was everybody's intermediate school crawling with scabies in the early 90s or just Bruce McLaren
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
was everybody's intermediate school crawling with scabies in the early 90s or just Bruce McLaren
omg now I've left my job everyone is telling me fresh juicy gossip that they were too professional to share before. she WHAT?! with WHO?! he said WHAT?! and did anything HAPPEN about it? Tracey how did you keep this to yourself for so long? you must have suffered so much
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
omg now I've left my job everyone is telling me fresh juicy gossip that they were too professional to share before. she WHAT?! with WHO?! he said WHAT?! and did anything HAPPEN about it? Tracey how did you keep this to yourself for so long? you must have suffered so much
50% of movies still don't pass the very simple bechdel test. two women talk to each other about something that isn't a man. we have to stop men from writing screenplays this instant
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
50% of movies still don't pass the very simple bechdel test. two women talk to each other about something that isn't a man. we have to stop men from writing screenplays this instant
my friend Patrick is getting a dog and calling him Patrick
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my friend Patrick is getting a dog and calling him Patrick
just finished my last day of work for the year and am in house trousers making a delicious dinner and watching crap on telly, fuck yeah. what are you cunts up to
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
just finished my last day of work for the year and am in house trousers making a delicious dinner and watching crap on telly, fuck yeah. what are you cunts up to
today I would like to condemn to hell the dimwits who feed wild & stray cat colonies and/trap neuter release. RELEASE?! fucking morons
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
today I would like to condemn to hell the dimwits who feed wild & stray cat colonies and/trap neuter release. RELEASE?! fucking morons
I am sorry to say I am now one of those people who has posted "what was that noise just now?" on the neighbourhood page. Huge bang about 6am and me and the dog just about gave birth and we're not even pregnant
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am sorry to say I am now one of those people who has posted "what was that noise just now?" on the neighbourhood page. Huge bang about 6am and me and the dog just about gave birth and we're not even pregnant
in case anyone was wondering why us millennials and gen x had our self esteem in tatters and flushed down the shitter by the time we were 20
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
in case anyone was wondering why us millennials and gen x had our self esteem in tatters and flushed down the shitter by the time we were 20
I bought a new mattress protector but panicked & just threw one in my trolley because BRISCOES ON A SATURDAY. turns out I got a waterproof one. great for when I next piss the bed at 44 years old. fucks sake amanda it says it right there. I just saw MATTRESS PROTECTOR - QN - 60% off and grabbed it
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I bought a new mattress protector but panicked & just threw one in my trolley because BRISCOES ON A SATURDAY. turns out I got a waterproof one. great for when I next piss the bed at 44 years old. fucks sake amanda it says it right there. I just saw MATTRESS PROTECTOR - QN - 60% off and grabbed it
mum loves painting rocks for kids to hunt at lake panorama. sometimes they have competitions in the westie rocks fb page e.g. "paint a rock for every letter of the alphabet. mum loves a challenge! for "O" she did offal. but wh- what's this. mum why did you paint a ballbag on a crimped injured penis
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
mum loves painting rocks for kids to hunt at lake panorama. sometimes they have competitions in the westie rocks fb page e.g. "paint a rock for every letter of the alphabet. mum loves a challenge! for "O" she did offal. but wh- what's this. mum why did you paint a ballbag on a crimped injured penis
self care is being child-free instead of whatever hell this is
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
self care is being child-free instead of whatever hell this is
it's because of my IRISH HERITAGE that I had a potato and a pint of ale for breakfast then drowned my ninth child in the creek for having rickets, LINDA
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it's because of my IRISH HERITAGE that I had a potato and a pint of ale for breakfast then drowned my ninth child in the creek for having rickets, LINDA
if women have to wear uncomfortable bras to be seen as professional men should have to wear wire cages around their ballbags
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if women have to wear uncomfortable bras to be seen as professional men should have to wear wire cages around their ballbags
some cunt just set off fireworks in the park behind my house so loud that the house shook and my dog farted in fear and is scrunched up in my office shaking with her face jammed in the corner
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
some cunt just set off fireworks in the park behind my house so loud that the house shook and my dog farted in fear and is scrunched up in my office shaking with her face jammed in the corner
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
it's 5.30pm on a Friday, shouldn't you losers be damaging your livers in someone's garage by now
I am amazed at how amazed people are that male police officers let women down time and time again and protect each other
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I am amazed at how amazed people are that male police officers let women down time and time again and protect each other
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
the police force attracts some people who want to help their communities, and then a large cohort of bullies, thugs and power-hungry misogynist men with anger problems
why are the fines on Border Security Australia so pathetic? narrator Grant Bowler is in tears about the amount of undeclared food being pulled out of a suitcase. "things are not looking good for this elderly man" [music turns dramatic] "officer Mel is sending him away with a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE"
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
why are the fines on Border Security Australia so pathetic? narrator Grant Bowler is in tears about the amount of undeclared food being pulled out of a suitcase. "things are not looking good for this elderly man" [music turns dramatic] "officer Mel is sending him away with a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE"
I would outlive everybody in a Scream franchise movie by just not answering my phone if the caller ID was "murderer wearing a Scream mask and some kind of black robes thingy" easy
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I would outlive everybody in a Scream franchise movie by just not answering my phone if the caller ID was "murderer wearing a Scream mask and some kind of black robes thingy" easy
there's something that feels really sinister about blowing your nose with a wet wipe in your car. or anywhere really
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
there's something that feels really sinister about blowing your nose with a wet wipe in your car. or anywhere really
sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy being made redundant as due to my high performance we continue to grow & succeed & the new proposed role involves lots of sitting at a boardroom table with men interrupting me. please leave a message and I'll call you back when I can be bothered 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy being made redundant as due to my high performance we continue to grow & succeed & the new proposed role involves lots of sitting at a boardroom table with men interrupting me. please leave a message and I'll call you back when I can be bothered 🥳