Pouchmouse
@pouchmouse.com
Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
I was drunk in a bar once and chatting up a lady while completely ignoring the guy she'd walked in with - who I later learned was Ben Stiller.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I was drunk in a bar once and chatting up a lady while completely ignoring the guy she'd walked in with - who I later learned was Ben Stiller.
Is there a way to see a list of everyone you have muted on Bluesky? In the spirit of Christmas I was gonna let some folks out of mute-jail and see if they’ve reformed, but I can’t remember who they all were.
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Is there a way to see a list of everyone you have muted on Bluesky? In the spirit of Christmas I was gonna let some folks out of mute-jail and see if they’ve reformed, but I can’t remember who they all were.
How many humans do you need in your human centipede before it can also be an ouroboros?
December 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
How many humans do you need in your human centipede before it can also be an ouroboros?
Never fight a guy who’s wearing pink gloves. You’re no match for that kind of raw confidence.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Never fight a guy who’s wearing pink gloves. You’re no match for that kind of raw confidence.
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I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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In brewski veritas.
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In brewski veritas.
Who decided to call it “Pornhub for Enterprise” and not “The Holodeck”?
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Who decided to call it “Pornhub for Enterprise” and not “The Holodeck”?
My philosophy with AI is that if a job can be done by AI, it shouldn’t be done at all.
“I used AI to send hundreds of emails!” Don’t.
“We used AI to write 500 NPC barks!” Your NPCs need to shut the fuck up.
#gamedev
“I used AI to send hundreds of emails!” Don’t.
“We used AI to write 500 NPC barks!” Your NPCs need to shut the fuck up.
#gamedev
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My philosophy with AI is that if a job can be done by AI, it shouldn’t be done at all.
“I used AI to send hundreds of emails!” Don’t.
“We used AI to write 500 NPC barks!” Your NPCs need to shut the fuck up.
#gamedev
“I used AI to send hundreds of emails!” Don’t.
“We used AI to write 500 NPC barks!” Your NPCs need to shut the fuck up.
#gamedev
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all I want for Christmas is a massive solar storm that temporarily cuts internet and communications systems so that Amazon loses money and I experience what it’s like to not receive an email
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
all I want for Christmas is a massive solar storm that temporarily cuts internet and communications systems so that Amazon loses money and I experience what it’s like to not receive an email
Every RPG is about Tyrannar Scourge of Eternity getting killed by Jeff at the store, but usually you’re playing as Jeff. It’s nice that in Two Worlds, Jeff gets to be an NPC.
Not even mid, bad. But at the beginning of the game the villain shows up to threaten you and you can run off and get townspeople to aggro on him and beat him to death and the game ends and that’s the best shit ever. Sorry Tyrannar Scourge of Eternity but you got beat to death by Jeff at the store
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Every RPG is about Tyrannar Scourge of Eternity getting killed by Jeff at the store, but usually you’re playing as Jeff. It’s nice that in Two Worlds, Jeff gets to be an NPC.
Steam: Would you like to buy Tingus Goose?
Me: Yes, please.
Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect?
Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless.
#gamedev
Me: Yes, please.
Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect?
Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless.
#gamedev
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Steam: Would you like to buy Tingus Goose?
Me: Yes, please.
Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect?
Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless.
#gamedev
Me: Yes, please.
Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect?
Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless.
#gamedev
It’s December, I live inside the arctic circle, and I can buy ripe avocados whenever I want. That’s pretty crazy.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It’s December, I live inside the arctic circle, and I can buy ripe avocados whenever I want. That’s pretty crazy.
Early modern humans might be 33,000 years older than Neanderthals so it’s a really problematic age gap.
I got so stoned last night that I spent a significant amount of time worrying about whether Neanderthals could consent to sex with early modern humans
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Early modern humans might be 33,000 years older than Neanderthals so it’s a really problematic age gap.
That’s obviously false - I ship Theseus with Sisyphus.
the ship of theseus paradox is simply solved; there are no ships
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
That’s obviously false - I ship Theseus with Sisyphus.
Me: coming home with a big jar of protean powder
Wife: what’s that?
Me: well it could be anything
Wife: what’s that?
Me: well it could be anything
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Me: coming home with a big jar of protean powder
Wife: what’s that?
Me: well it could be anything
Wife: what’s that?
Me: well it could be anything
Hey ChatGPT, read my emails and bill the client for 15 minutes per email.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey ChatGPT, read my emails and bill the client for 15 minutes per email.
One of my favorite types of Online Guy is the guy who saw the movie but didn’t read the book and walks away thinking everyone ELSE is bad at media literacy when they dunk on his bad take.
my fundamental issue with Wicked is that the brilliance and power of the Wizard of Oz movie (1939) is that *Oz is not a real place*
it is the dream of a young girl whose life is already a tragedy (parents dead) and is going nowhere fast (stuck in Kansas, town controlled by Gulch/Wicked Witch)
it is the dream of a young girl whose life is already a tragedy (parents dead) and is going nowhere fast (stuck in Kansas, town controlled by Gulch/Wicked Witch)
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One of my favorite types of Online Guy is the guy who saw the movie but didn’t read the book and walks away thinking everyone ELSE is bad at media literacy when they dunk on his bad take.
I don’t get this. He doesn’t know how to reset the scale, but does he also not know how to subtract? Like “oh no I need 50 grams of mushrooms but the cup already weighs 60 grams what do I do”
Lmao he couldn't figure out how to use a scale and someone needed to explain taring to him because he didn't know how to account for the mass of the cup
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don’t get this. He doesn’t know how to reset the scale, but does he also not know how to subtract? Like “oh no I need 50 grams of mushrooms but the cup already weighs 60 grams what do I do”
When they dig up the remains of our civilization, I bet they’ll think those data centers were temples built for a dead machine god. And honestly that’s so much cooler than what they really are. I’m glad we’ll be remembered that way
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
When they dig up the remains of our civilization, I bet they’ll think those data centers were temples built for a dead machine god. And honestly that’s so much cooler than what they really are. I’m glad we’ll be remembered that way
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
I would give so much to see the Democratic Party make their slogan “el pueblo unido jamás sera vencido”. Exactly like that. Not translated into English or anything. Lord grant me this one boon; it would be so fucking funny.
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would give so much to see the Democratic Party make their slogan “el pueblo unido jamás sera vencido”. Exactly like that. Not translated into English or anything. Lord grant me this one boon; it would be so fucking funny.
I thought it said BEARS 5 and I was about to go look it up.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I thought it said BEARS 5 and I was about to go look it up.
