Pouchmouse
@pouchmouse.com
Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
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I need one headline a day thats like "cheese really, really good for you" or like "all animals' inner monologues have Balkan accents" to maintain nominal effectiveness
February 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I need one headline a day thats like "cheese really, really good for you" or like "all animals' inner monologues have Balkan accents" to maintain nominal effectiveness
My biggest problem with math is the complete lack of world building.
Calculators don't even tell you anything about the numbers. They should show fun facts about like, 7 or whatever
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My biggest problem with math is the complete lack of world building.
If a movie costs $400 million to make and only breaks even, it means labor captured all the value of the movie and that's kinda cool actually.
February 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If a movie costs $400 million to make and only breaks even, it means labor captured all the value of the movie and that's kinda cool actually.
Well that definitely saves me some time. Thanks!
SpaceMolt is a new AI-driven space MMO where players aren’t actually needed
#SpaceMolt
#SpaceMolt
SpaceMolt is a new AI-driven space MMO where players aren’t actually needed
massivelyop.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Well that definitely saves me some time. Thanks!
I'm at the fucked around.
I'm at the finding out.
I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.
I'm at the finding out.
I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I'm at the fucked around.
I'm at the finding out.
I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.
I'm at the finding out.
I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.
Don't wanna brag but I've been calling the Department of Homeland Security "creepy Orwellian bullshit" since before it was officially founded.
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Don't wanna brag but I've been calling the Department of Homeland Security "creepy Orwellian bullshit" since before it was officially founded.
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DHS is just a relic from the overreaction to 9/11 and all the opportunistic skullduggery that took advantage of it. There was never any need for it. Let it be dead. Its abrupt dissolution will be a bit chaotic but fuck it we ball.
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 AM
DHS is just a relic from the overreaction to 9/11 and all the opportunistic skullduggery that took advantage of it. There was never any need for it. Let it be dead. Its abrupt dissolution will be a bit chaotic but fuck it we ball.
Stardew Valley mod where Clint gets a hobby and learns to love being single.
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Stardew Valley mod where Clint gets a hobby and learns to love being single.
Both women need to have names in order to pass the Bechdel test, but Baby Got Back gets an F+ for -almost- passing.
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Both women need to have names in order to pass the Bechdel test, but Baby Got Back gets an F+ for -almost- passing.
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"if something is logically possible, we have an obligation to treat it as plausible" is a load-bearing column of what i like to call Smart Dumb Guy Epistemology
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"if something is logically possible, we have an obligation to treat it as plausible" is a load-bearing column of what i like to call Smart Dumb Guy Epistemology
Every libertarian has a specific thing they wish was legal. After weed got legalized, all the cool people left the party and now libertarians are just the guys who want to legalize sex with minors and slavery.
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Every libertarian has a specific thing they wish was legal. After weed got legalized, all the cool people left the party and now libertarians are just the guys who want to legalize sex with minors and slavery.
Having given the matter some thought, I actually find myself in agreement: society SHOULD teach men to not be unfuckable assholes.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Having given the matter some thought, I actually find myself in agreement: society SHOULD teach men to not be unfuckable assholes.
Who up trusting they process rn
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Who up trusting they process rn
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
Damn, the Dem electeds have really changed their tune.
And all it took was a surge of grassroots organization so massive that it could easily allow a dark horse candidate to win a primary regardless of how much money was spent on establishment candidates.
And all it took was a surge of grassroots organization so massive that it could easily allow a dark horse candidate to win a primary regardless of how much money was spent on establishment candidates.
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
January 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Damn, the Dem electeds have really changed their tune.
And all it took was a surge of grassroots organization so massive that it could easily allow a dark horse candidate to win a primary regardless of how much money was spent on establishment candidates.
And all it took was a surge of grassroots organization so massive that it could easily allow a dark horse candidate to win a primary regardless of how much money was spent on establishment candidates.
Too bad there's not a single ICE agent on r/MassiveCock amirite?
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Too bad there's not a single ICE agent on r/MassiveCock amirite?
The part I hate the most is that the Democrats don't even need power to stop this.
It's enough just to say "The INSTANT we're back in power we're prosecuting EVERYONE"
That would get ICE to back down, but the Democrats can't even do that.
It's enough just to say "The INSTANT we're back in power we're prosecuting EVERYONE"
That would get ICE to back down, but the Democrats can't even do that.
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The part I hate the most is that the Democrats don't even need power to stop this.
It's enough just to say "The INSTANT we're back in power we're prosecuting EVERYONE"
That would get ICE to back down, but the Democrats can't even do that.
It's enough just to say "The INSTANT we're back in power we're prosecuting EVERYONE"
That would get ICE to back down, but the Democrats can't even do that.
You're supposed to put the food in the fridge until it's time to eat it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
You're supposed to put the food in the fridge until it's time to eat it.
"The European model of ... failing to stand up to evil doesn't work" - Lindsey Graham
Fine. We'll do it this time, just for you.
Fine. We'll do it this time, just for you.
"Sen. Lindsey Graham delivered a stark message to European allies on Wednesday, telling them not to let their feelings about President Trump stand in the way of the U.S. owning Greenland."
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Lindsey Graham Urges Greenland Deal, Takes Shots at European Allies
Sen. Lindsey Graham delivered a stark message to European allies on Wednesday, telling them not to let their feelings about President Trump stand in the way of the U.S. owning Greenland. The South Car...
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"The European model of ... failing to stand up to evil doesn't work" - Lindsey Graham
Fine. We'll do it this time, just for you.
Fine. We'll do it this time, just for you.
That's great man but if everyone is contextlessly cheering for sports how are we gonna know when it happens?
bluesky has now reached critical enough mass as a Sports App that we can correctly and safely assume that contextless exclamations are sports-related and I’m very proud of us
bluesky needs a “DON’T GET WORRIED / EXCITED: it’s just sports” banner
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 AM
That's great man but if everyone is contextlessly cheering for sports how are we gonna know when it happens?
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Jonathon Blow's The Witness is the games industry's greatest load-bearing apostrophe.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Jonathon Blow's The Witness is the games industry's greatest load-bearing apostrophe.
Never donate to a political party.
Only donate directly to candidates you believe in.
If possible, donate your time instead of your money.
Together we CAN see many more consultants crashing out online.
Only donate directly to candidates you believe in.
If possible, donate your time instead of your money.
Together we CAN see many more consultants crashing out online.
I've tried very hard to be engage with people on here the last 36 hours respectfully. It's been hard for the attacks have been malicious, false, and unhinged. We all have better things to do then fight on Bluesky. So I have made my final statement below and am heading back to work. Godspeed - S
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Never donate to a political party.
Only donate directly to candidates you believe in.
If possible, donate your time instead of your money.
Together we CAN see many more consultants crashing out online.
Only donate directly to candidates you believe in.
If possible, donate your time instead of your money.
Together we CAN see many more consultants crashing out online.
Gandalf over here telling ICE how they shall not pass
There are so many horrifying and touching photos, but this one (Stephen Maturen / Getty) feels like it tells an entire trilogy worth of stories. I hope this one and the lady with the broiler pan chest armor end up in museums.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Gandalf over here telling ICE how they shall not pass