Pouchmouse
@pouchmouse.com
Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
Live your life so that when you die, no one digs through your emails and discovers that time you woke up at 3am and emailed yourself “skin is part of brain ?!”
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Live your life so that when you die, no one digs through your emails and discovers that time you woke up at 3am and emailed yourself “skin is part of brain ?!”
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En postapokalyptisk setting där alla teknologiska fynd är värdelösa eftersom de kräver en internetuppkoppling och ett aktivt prenumerationsabonnemang.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
En postapokalyptisk setting där alla teknologiska fynd är värdelösa eftersom de kräver en internetuppkoppling och ett aktivt prenumerationsabonnemang.
Oblivion is great because it asked the hard questions, like: “What if you could level up WRONG”
What if going up a level made everything worse? What if having fun interacting with the world eventually softlocked you and bricked your save? #gamedev
What if going up a level made everything worse? What if having fun interacting with the world eventually softlocked you and bricked your save? #gamedev
I’m only talking about Elder Scrolls here and nothing else. I liked the appearance of Oblivion but disliked the grinding you had to do to level up well. I liked Skyrim because its levelling system was more sane, but its drab colouration. Got really annoyed by the bugs in the game.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Oblivion is great because it asked the hard questions, like: “What if you could level up WRONG”
What if going up a level made everything worse? What if having fun interacting with the world eventually softlocked you and bricked your save? #gamedev
What if going up a level made everything worse? What if having fun interacting with the world eventually softlocked you and bricked your save? #gamedev
Fight the devil and win; better things are possible
The one thing I do appreciate about the US is that no other culture I have ever encountered would produce a folksong where the devil challenges a kid to a duel in an obvious morality play about hubris and then the kid just absolutely kicks his ass and wins the fiddle
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fight the devil and win; better things are possible
“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”
Introducing the Infinity-Year Mortgage. You just pay interest forever! It’s like rent you pay to the bank, and there’s not even a paper thin notion that they’ll maintain the property for you. Also rent laws don’t apply to it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Introducing the Infinity-Year Mortgage. You just pay interest forever! It’s like rent you pay to the bank, and there’s not even a paper thin notion that they’ll maintain the property for you. Also rent laws don’t apply to it.
Oh like you never disassociated at a work meeting before
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh like you never disassociated at a work meeting before
I blame video games for consistently over selling the player on how easy it is to grow food, how much land you’d need, and how many gold pieces you’d make from selling tomatoes.
#gamedev
#gamedev
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I blame video games for consistently over selling the player on how easy it is to grow food, how much land you’d need, and how many gold pieces you’d make from selling tomatoes.
#gamedev
#gamedev
Will a sycophantic AI make AI’s sicko fans tick? Sam Altman aims to find out…
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Will a sycophantic AI make AI’s sicko fans tick? Sam Altman aims to find out…
Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of Dead or Alive, has passed away at 58
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Smoking that universal copestone
The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Smoking that universal copestone
Excited to announce my new promotion: I’ll be taking over as Head Gatekeeper of an institution whose walls have already been breached.
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Excited to announce my new promotion: I’ll be taking over as Head Gatekeeper of an institution whose walls have already been breached.
When I was living in the Netherlands I had to go to an office in Den Haag to pick up my residence permit. So in a strictly literal sense European authorities have already sent one American to the Hague. Don’t let them tell you it can’t be done.
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When I was living in the Netherlands I had to go to an office in Den Haag to pick up my residence permit. So in a strictly literal sense European authorities have already sent one American to the Hague. Don’t let them tell you it can’t be done.
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Dress for the job you want
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dress for the job you want
Establishment Democrats baffled at how big business caved to Trump.
“The Titans of Industry always seemed so supportive each time they cut us a check” said Democrats.
“The Titans of Industry always seemed so supportive each time they cut us a check” said Democrats.
Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.
September 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Establishment Democrats baffled at how big business caved to Trump.
“The Titans of Industry always seemed so supportive each time they cut us a check” said Democrats.
“The Titans of Industry always seemed so supportive each time they cut us a check” said Democrats.
Any tutorials on how to write Bluesky bots? I’m going to write one that just tracks when the ISS Piss Tracker posts that the tank is 69% full, so we know when to say ‘nice’
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Any tutorials on how to write Bluesky bots? I’m going to write one that just tracks when the ISS Piss Tracker posts that the tank is 69% full, so we know when to say ‘nice’
“Write a birthday card in the style of a loving husband and devoted father, the man she thought she was marrying, the man I thought I could be”
My boss told me he wrote his wife's birthday card with chat gpt
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Write a birthday card in the style of a loving husband and devoted father, the man she thought she was marrying, the man I thought I could be”
Always text in full sentences with punctuation. That way if it’s ever read back to you in court the jury will just assume it’s fake
September 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Always text in full sentences with punctuation. That way if it’s ever read back to you in court the jury will just assume it’s fake
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
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young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said.
Vaccine Injuries, Violent Video Games, and Infertility Challenge: RFK Jr. Releases New MAHA 'Strategy' Report for Children
gizmodo.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
Some jackass at my office keeps switching the bathroom soundtrack from bird noises to waterfall. Waterfall’s fine if you just have to piss, but you need birds if you’re taking a dump
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Some jackass at my office keeps switching the bathroom soundtrack from bird noises to waterfall. Waterfall’s fine if you just have to piss, but you need birds if you’re taking a dump