Jack of The Shadows
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
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the pig literally yelps in fright as he misfires the gun he is waving at the driver, by the way. he is shocked by his own firearm because he’s doing cowboy shit, indistinguishable from a street thug waving their first gun.
Newly released footage of ICE goons in LA cornering, shooting and abducting journalist Carlitos Ricardo Parias as he is clearly unarmed.
Carlitos is still in ICE custody. (published 12/28/25)
Carlitos is still in ICE custody. (published 12/28/25)
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the pig literally yelps in fright as he misfires the gun he is waving at the driver, by the way. he is shocked by his own firearm because he’s doing cowboy shit, indistinguishable from a street thug waving their first gun.
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(Extremely Normal Guy voice)
Hi, uh, I don't have any kids, but can I get inside your daycare and film the children for totally normal reasons? Just want to reiterate that I'm a normal guy who just wants to film other people's kids without their consent.
Hi, uh, I don't have any kids, but can I get inside your daycare and film the children for totally normal reasons? Just want to reiterate that I'm a normal guy who just wants to film other people's kids without their consent.
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(Extremely Normal Guy voice)
Hi, uh, I don't have any kids, but can I get inside your daycare and film the children for totally normal reasons? Just want to reiterate that I'm a normal guy who just wants to film other people's kids without their consent.
Hi, uh, I don't have any kids, but can I get inside your daycare and film the children for totally normal reasons? Just want to reiterate that I'm a normal guy who just wants to film other people's kids without their consent.
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i know it does have election implications but it’s pretty annoying that “USPS moves back postal date” is only discussed here in lib voting terms instead of “WTF happens to all shipping everywhere”
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i know it does have election implications but it’s pretty annoying that “USPS moves back postal date” is only discussed here in lib voting terms instead of “WTF happens to all shipping everywhere”
Never say never once the coasts get swallowed by the ocean!
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Never say never once the coasts get swallowed by the ocean!
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if you have got a kid and you catch them watching this stuff online you need to do some evil parent in a novel type shit. lock them in an attic until they are 20 or something
The far right seems to suffer from body dysmorphic disorder at roughly similar rates as the rest of the influencer demographic and their audiences. Tech giants turning the Internet into a giant dopamine casino has made so many things worse.
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
if you have got a kid and you catch them watching this stuff online you need to do some evil parent in a novel type shit. lock them in an attic until they are 20 or something
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The Plot to Enslave America
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Plot to Enslave America
“Hey we need a buzz word from LOTR for our new tech start up, can you spin the wheel and let us know what it ends up on?”
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Hey we need a buzz word from LOTR for our new tech start up, can you spin the wheel and let us know what it ends up on?”
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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“No new foreign wars” is a hollow promise when we keep bombing countries. Just this year we have bombed:
- Iran
- Yemen
- Syria
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Somalia
- Venezuela
- And now, Nigeria
- Iran
- Yemen
- Syria
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Somalia
- Venezuela
- And now, Nigeria
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“No new foreign wars” is a hollow promise when we keep bombing countries. Just this year we have bombed:
- Iran
- Yemen
- Syria
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Somalia
- Venezuela
- And now, Nigeria
- Iran
- Yemen
- Syria
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Somalia
- Venezuela
- And now, Nigeria
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
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Over 1,200 women have been raped & abused on Epstein’s private island & the files exceed over 1.7 million documents. Yet, only 2 of these predators have been charged for these horrific atrocities.
The Justice Dept is working overtime & around the clock to protect elite pedophiles, including POTUS.
The Justice Dept is working overtime & around the clock to protect elite pedophiles, including POTUS.
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Over 1,200 women have been raped & abused on Epstein’s private island & the files exceed over 1.7 million documents. Yet, only 2 of these predators have been charged for these horrific atrocities.
The Justice Dept is working overtime & around the clock to protect elite pedophiles, including POTUS.
The Justice Dept is working overtime & around the clock to protect elite pedophiles, including POTUS.
“The economy is great and any community based support is bad for the economy” - Will Stancil probably
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“The economy is great and any community based support is bad for the economy” - Will Stancil probably
My baby got pink eye for Christmas this year and now we are getting sent to the dang grinch.
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My baby got pink eye for Christmas this year and now we are getting sent to the dang grinch.
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From team Hartzell, we wish you a beautiful holiday season.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
From team Hartzell, we wish you a beautiful holiday season.
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This is a club on wheat bread
Fire Opal "Opalized Wood' From Virgin Valley District, Virgin Valley, Humboldt Co., Nevada
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is a club on wheat bread
Folks are we bringing back chatrooms?
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Folks are we bringing back chatrooms?
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Finally got an update on the attempt to open an internment camp in KC. The show up was so bad that CoreCivic has launched a massive ad spend campaign in the area in attempt to shift public opinion. This is basically what Nazism actually looks like wrt private industry. Facebook ads and this shit.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally got an update on the attempt to open an internment camp in KC. The show up was so bad that CoreCivic has launched a massive ad spend campaign in the area in attempt to shift public opinion. This is basically what Nazism actually looks like wrt private industry. Facebook ads and this shit.
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The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo."
The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo."
The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
We need to put the Marvel Military Complex down like a horse that broke its leg.
First trailer for ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ releases in December with ‘Avatar: Fire & Ash’ 🍿
(via Collider)
(via Collider)
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We need to put the Marvel Military Complex down like a horse that broke its leg.
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roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
roll a deception check with disadvantage
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Even more evidence we’re in a secret Cold War with whales.
Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Even more evidence we’re in a secret Cold War with whales.
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it cool how this was a problem that didn’t exist before and now it’s something every parent needs to be prepared to deal with
Tell me again how schools are biased against boys?
"Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled"
apnews.com/article/scho...
"Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled"
apnews.com/article/scho...
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her.
apnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
it cool how this was a problem that didn’t exist before and now it’s something every parent needs to be prepared to deal with