Dammit I'm Not Devin Nunes
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Lindsey Halligan: “Your Honor, with all due respect, you can’t dismiss this case. We didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.”
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lindsey Halligan: “Your Honor, with all due respect, you can’t dismiss this case. We didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.”
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Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Does he even own a suit?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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This lady is directing traffic for all the people who said they’d flee NYC if Mamdani won. 👇
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This lady is directing traffic for all the people who said they’d flee NYC if Mamdani won. 👇
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Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.
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Wait, did the ballroom donors kill Dick Cheney?
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wait, did the ballroom donors kill Dick Cheney?
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“I could smell the onions and the mustard, motherfucker.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard, motherfucker.”
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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You know I’m something of a soybean farmer myself
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You know I’m something of a soybean farmer myself
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The Human Centipede reboot looks aaaaaaaaawesome!
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Human Centipede reboot looks aaaaaaaaawesome!
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
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“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
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So no terrorism then?
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So no terrorism then?
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Here you go, feel free to steal it.🙂
October 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Here you go, feel free to steal it.🙂
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