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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Wisdom from the old man
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Wisdom from the old man
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Why do contract lawyers insist on playing Band Aid throughout every Christmas Day?
Force Midge Ure
Force Midge Ure
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Why do contract lawyers insist on playing Band Aid throughout every Christmas Day?
Force Midge Ure
Force Midge Ure
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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Well, he's sweating now
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Well, he's sweating now
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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"Ugh...why did I get taught this thing I'm never gonna use?" feels like peak Rugged Individualism to me. You were in a class of probably thirty kids, working to a curriculum used by thousands more - did you think the lessons would be tailored to you alone and your then-unknowable future?
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Ugh...why did I get taught this thing I'm never gonna use?" feels like peak Rugged Individualism to me. You were in a class of probably thirty kids, working to a curriculum used by thousands more - did you think the lessons would be tailored to you alone and your then-unknowable future?
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7
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“Donald Trump agrees with the last person who was nice to him” remains undefeated as a way of predicting future events
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“Donald Trump agrees with the last person who was nice to him” remains undefeated as a way of predicting future events
Congratulations to President Trump for winning the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of excellence.
#FIFAPeacePrize #WorldCup
#FIFAPeacePrize #WorldCup
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Congratulations to President Trump for winning the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of excellence.
#FIFAPeacePrize #WorldCup
#FIFAPeacePrize #WorldCup
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Multiple studies have shown it's incredibly advantageous to be bilingual at an early age.
Maybe this is what reform want? A generation of knuckle dragging morons, marching inexorably to the polls to scratch their moniker onto a polling card, voting for an equally stupid, shiny suited spotty teen.
Maybe this is what reform want? A generation of knuckle dragging morons, marching inexorably to the polls to scratch their moniker onto a polling card, voting for an equally stupid, shiny suited spotty teen.
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Multiple studies have shown it's incredibly advantageous to be bilingual at an early age.
Maybe this is what reform want? A generation of knuckle dragging morons, marching inexorably to the polls to scratch their moniker onto a polling card, voting for an equally stupid, shiny suited spotty teen.
Maybe this is what reform want? A generation of knuckle dragging morons, marching inexorably to the polls to scratch their moniker onto a polling card, voting for an equally stupid, shiny suited spotty teen.
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I was talking to someone who works in a charity shop (thrift store for Americans) and she said that they usually get toys in January when people have a big clear out but that they'll often have parents coming in looking for stuff for Christmas now.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was talking to someone who works in a charity shop (thrift store for Americans) and she said that they usually get toys in January when people have a big clear out but that they'll often have parents coming in looking for stuff for Christmas now.
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
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I feel bad for Pirelli really. F1 leans on them really hard to be the saviours of racing and provide the main variable that can mix up the racing and Pirelli do just as they're told, within what's really possible with 6 different tyres for 24 tracks and climates.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I feel bad for Pirelli really. F1 leans on them really hard to be the saviours of racing and provide the main variable that can mix up the racing and Pirelli do just as they're told, within what's really possible with 6 different tyres for 24 tracks and climates.
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
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November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com: