Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly
patricksauer.contently.com
patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly
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Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
· Oct 3
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From deep in his heart. Awesome.
From deep in his heart. Awesome.
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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From deep in his heart. Awesome.
From deep in his heart. Awesome.
Incredible cover art
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Incredible cover art
I am back on my @truthdig.com Third Reich bullscheisse. I spoke to musician and writer @danielrachel.bsky.social about his new deeply-researched book on the omg troubling connective tissues between pop music and Nazis. Kanye ain’t the first, not by a long shot.
www.truthdig.com/articles/one...
www.truthdig.com/articles/one...
One for the Money, Two for the Shoah - Truthdig
A new book explores rock and roll’s long and complicated infatuation with Nazi Germany.
www.truthdig.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I am back on my @truthdig.com Third Reich bullscheisse. I spoke to musician and writer @danielrachel.bsky.social about his new deeply-researched book on the omg troubling connective tissues between pop music and Nazis. Kanye ain’t the first, not by a long shot.
www.truthdig.com/articles/one...
www.truthdig.com/articles/one...
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THIS THURS 2/12 SQUAWKIN’SPORTS
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
THIS THURS 2/12 SQUAWKIN’SPORTS
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
When my daughter was little, we happened to come by the day the tiny Christopher St. national park was dedicated. It’s an amazing little spot. No doubt the flags will fly.
They have now removed the Pride flag from the Stonewall Inn.
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
When my daughter was little, we happened to come by the day the tiny Christopher St. national park was dedicated. It’s an amazing little spot. No doubt the flags will fly.
Hee to break it to you, but lots of authors eat Fritos.
It's the night before my book is published and I'm eating Fritos and trying to stay in a moment that rarely comes around in the life of a book writer.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hee to break it to you, but lots of authors eat Fritos.
Ahhh. This is handy. Grazie
🚨🥇 My Day 4 Olympics viewing guide! An absolutely stacked day...
💥 9 gold medals
💥 U.S. mixed doubles curling gold medal match
💥 U.S. vs. Canada women’s hockey
💥 Breezy/Shiffrin team combined, Malinin, Diggins, more
💥 9 gold medals
💥 U.S. mixed doubles curling gold medal match
💥 U.S. vs. Canada women’s hockey
💥 Breezy/Shiffrin team combined, Malinin, Diggins, more
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Ahhh. This is handy. Grazie
Can’t wait to find out if MAGA media has a specific cutoff age, or pivoting to more of “seemed a lot older” platform.
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Can’t wait to find out if MAGA media has a specific cutoff age, or pivoting to more of “seemed a lot older” platform.
Is Don Cherry dead yet? If not, this will probably be the thing to do him in. A heart ripped in two…
i hope canada's only comment is "it's just called hockey"
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Is Don Cherry dead yet? If not, this will probably be the thing to do him in. A heart ripped in two…
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Ominous Strings: @pjsauer.bsky.social on Jan-Ole Gerster’s Islands.
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
Film Review: Islands - The Second Serve
Film review: Jan-Ole Gerster’s Islands.
www.thesecondserve.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ominous Strings: @pjsauer.bsky.social on Jan-Ole Gerster’s Islands.
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
THIS THURS 2/12 SQUAWKIN’SPORTS
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
THIS THURS 2/12 SQUAWKIN’SPORTS
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
NBA ALL-STAR EDITION
IT’S GONNA BE 40-DEGREES!
get out your damn house
W/ @yaronweitzman.bsky.social
@lukeepplin.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& @sixersnba.bsky.social
@lakersnation.bsky.social
fans alike.
greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
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TFW you get in a Mets season tix holder box pool and win 4 Opening Day free beer club jawns—
New York Mets Ny Mets GIF
ALT: New York Mets Ny Mets GIF
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
TFW you get in a Mets season tix holder box pool and win 4 Opening Day free beer club jawns—
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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I have always found this construction incredibly corny but yes, we, as a human race, ”do not deserve” Benito. tasteless piggies hurtling toward a world of pure slop, how is the ~biggest pop star alive still a talented, idiosyncratic, humane, stylish person
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I have always found this construction incredibly corny but yes, we, as a human race, ”do not deserve” Benito. tasteless piggies hurtling toward a world of pure slop, how is the ~biggest pop star alive still a talented, idiosyncratic, humane, stylish person
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My favorite part of the #Seahawks winning the #superbowl is that Chuck is texting his Jets fan buddy and saying, “This Darnold guy is pretty good. Is he any relation to the guy the Jets drafted?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My favorite part of the #Seahawks winning the #superbowl is that Chuck is texting his Jets fan buddy and saying, “This Darnold guy is pretty good. Is he any relation to the guy the Jets drafted?”
I didn’t see it but @jaybusbee.bsky.social live Insta Olympic reel said Vonn’s crash is brutal. FYI
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I didn’t see it but @jaybusbee.bsky.social live Insta Olympic reel said Vonn’s crash is brutal. FYI
Sander Eitrem is the coolest 1982 Manchester new wave band name for a speed-skating Olympic champ ever.
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Sander Eitrem is the coolest 1982 Manchester new wave band name for a speed-skating Olympic champ ever.
/Looks out window
“Oh shit, he’s here. With giant tub of stinky horse jizz.”
/kills light
“Everybody hide, don’t say a fucking word.”
“Oh shit, he’s here. With giant tub of stinky horse jizz.”
/kills light
“Everybody hide, don’t say a fucking word.”
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
/Looks out window
“Oh shit, he’s here. With giant tub of stinky horse jizz.”
/kills light
“Everybody hide, don’t say a fucking word.”
“Oh shit, he’s here. With giant tub of stinky horse jizz.”
/kills light
“Everybody hide, don’t say a fucking word.”
Gonna enjoy these few last hours because one thing you learn in middle age, you never know when it’ll come again. Go Birds.
Unless you root Boston, apparently. Arseholes.
Unless you root Boston, apparently. Arseholes.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Gonna enjoy these few last hours because one thing you learn in middle age, you never know when it’ll come again. Go Birds.
Unless you root Boston, apparently. Arseholes.
Unless you root Boston, apparently. Arseholes.
Waking up, pouring coffee, and getting under a fuzzy to watch live Olympics ain’t the worse freezy-like Sunday morning.
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Waking up, pouring coffee, and getting under a fuzzy to watch live Olympics ain’t the worse freezy-like Sunday morning.
Stilllllllllllllllll
Heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee
New lid tho
Heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee
New lid tho
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Stilllllllllllllllll
Heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee
New lid tho
Heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee
New lid tho
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This movie came out at the perfect subzero moment in time. Sexy fun in the sand dunes mixed with extreme jealousy of playing tennis. Outside. In the sun.
Islands is cool. Seek it out.
Islands is cool. Seek it out.
Ominous Strings: @pjsauer.bsky.social on Jan-Ole Gerster’s Islands.
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
www.thesecondserve.com/jan-ole-gers...
Film Review: Islands - The Second Serve
Film review: Jan-Ole Gerster’s Islands.
www.thesecondserve.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This movie came out at the perfect subzero moment in time. Sexy fun in the sand dunes mixed with extreme jealousy of playing tennis. Outside. In the sun.
Islands is cool. Seek it out.
Islands is cool. Seek it out.