Dan Meyers
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And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
And here I go like a dumb human, spending hundreds on a mattress...Chip bags would have cost far less, and clearly they're comfortable.
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And here I go like a dumb human, spending hundreds on a mattress...Chip bags would have cost far less, and clearly they're comfortable.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
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few fucked around more and i’m not going to muster any sympathy for finding out part
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
few fucked around more and i’m not going to muster any sympathy for finding out part
But how would that lower prices? I thought the OTHER countries were supposed to be paying for the tarriffs, right? 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
But how would that lower prices? I thought the OTHER countries were supposed to be paying for the tarriffs, right? 🙄
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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I think the destruction of the White House East Wing resonates because it is so viscerally permanent.
But the ongoing destruction of Constitutional order and international law is no less permanent.
There is no repair. We must build anew.
But the ongoing destruction of Constitutional order and international law is no less permanent.
There is no repair. We must build anew.
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think the destruction of the White House East Wing resonates because it is so viscerally permanent.
But the ongoing destruction of Constitutional order and international law is no less permanent.
There is no repair. We must build anew.
But the ongoing destruction of Constitutional order and international law is no less permanent.
There is no repair. We must build anew.
Well, Cal seems to have heard our plea anyway!
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well, Cal seems to have heard our plea anyway!
Yes. Please score 875 insurance runs in the coming inning. My blood pressure will thank you.
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Yes. Please score 875 insurance runs in the coming inning. My blood pressure will thank you.
I saw several. Also a kangaroo? 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I saw several. Also a kangaroo? 🤣
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Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam
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Not being even vaguely sarcastic:
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not being even vaguely sarcastic:
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
Sadly, he appears to be a one-woman (and one-cat) dude. 😉
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sadly, he appears to be a one-woman (and one-cat) dude. 😉
To be clear: this headline doesn't claim that Skubal is bad. But it's the "What are the Tigers going to do with him, huh? I'm just sayin" vibe that drives me crazy. They've got a competitive team. They're not going to trade him, because that would be monumentally dumb.
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
To be clear: this headline doesn't claim that Skubal is bad. But it's the "What are the Tigers going to do with him, huh? I'm just sayin" vibe that drives me crazy. They've got a competitive team. They're not going to trade him, because that would be monumentally dumb.
There has been very little joy in my life this year, but seeing the Mariners win the ALDS and watching a truly amazing production of Into The Woods (in the woods!) has done the trick for me this weekend.
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There has been very little joy in my life this year, but seeing the Mariners win the ALDS and watching a truly amazing production of Into The Woods (in the woods!) has done the trick for me this weekend.
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found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. This is especially true if you play bagpipes, unless you're AC/DC.
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. This is especially true if you play bagpipes, unless you're AC/DC.
I mean, I'll take it. I wouldn't have guessed this about Ken Casey from Dropkick either, but welcome to the party, brother.
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I mean, I'll take it. I wouldn't have guessed this about Ken Casey from Dropkick either, but welcome to the party, brother.
I had to watch this game tonight with a co-worker who's a Yankeea fan. It was semi-excruciating.
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I had to watch this game tonight with a co-worker who's a Yankeea fan. It was semi-excruciating.
I love Maine. It's the WA of New England. This guy is great and I hope he wipes the floor with Susan Collins.
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I love Maine. It's the WA of New England. This guy is great and I hope he wipes the floor with Susan Collins.