wanderer above the sea of pho
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Got a nasty cold but I’ve got a happy purring Sauron on my chest
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got a nasty cold but I’ve got a happy purring Sauron on my chest
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
Made a silly little goth necklace
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Made a silly little goth necklace
looking at Haela from Liturgy’s “following” page on Twitter and fondly remembering when people tried to tell me she wasn’t right wing and I was simply too stupid to understand her esoteric genius
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
looking at Haela from Liturgy’s “following” page on Twitter and fondly remembering when people tried to tell me she wasn’t right wing and I was simply too stupid to understand her esoteric genius
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
PURCHASE CHAIN
aaaaand these are up for sale! 20% off with code 1349! excidiummetals.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
PURCHASE CHAIN
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I know that every day you're confronted by human beings begging for their lives. I can say only that Sama'a and her family are wonderful, caring people who have retained their humanity and kindness through the worst hardships imaginable. Please give what you can.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know that every day you're confronted by human beings begging for their lives. I can say only that Sama'a and her family are wonderful, caring people who have retained their humanity and kindness through the worst hardships imaginable. Please give what you can.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
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are dems too focused on plastic bags instead of ILLEGAL AL…
you bolt awake. your not online, mattyg isnt real. you n 6000 eorlinga pass Forannest
Eomer take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling follow the Kings banner down the center. Grimbold take your company right. Forth and fear no darkness
you bolt awake. your not online, mattyg isnt real. you n 6000 eorlinga pass Forannest
Eomer take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling follow the Kings banner down the center. Grimbold take your company right. Forth and fear no darkness
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
are dems too focused on plastic bags instead of ILLEGAL AL…
you bolt awake. your not online, mattyg isnt real. you n 6000 eorlinga pass Forannest
Eomer take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling follow the Kings banner down the center. Grimbold take your company right. Forth and fear no darkness
you bolt awake. your not online, mattyg isnt real. you n 6000 eorlinga pass Forannest
Eomer take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling follow the Kings banner down the center. Grimbold take your company right. Forth and fear no darkness
aaaaand these are up for sale! 20% off with code 1349! excidiummetals.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
aaaaand these are up for sale! 20% off with code 1349! excidiummetals.bigcartel.com
Not up for sale yet but finished these three things in the past 24 hours please clap
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not up for sale yet but finished these three things in the past 24 hours please clap
just sent a complimentary message to another local chainmailler whose work I really like, time to wonder all weekend if I came off as creepy/pushy
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
just sent a complimentary message to another local chainmailler whose work I really like, time to wonder all weekend if I came off as creepy/pushy
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
Reminder that I am selling chains, and running a little sale right now:
Excidium Metals
Handmade chainmail from the upper Midwest. Do I have to call them “adornments” or something? It makes me feel like a twerp.
excidiummetals.bigcartel.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reminder that I am selling chains, and running a little sale right now:
CHUPAAAAAA
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
CHUPAAAAAA
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
Peter Jackson’s Temeraire adaptation. Sir! SIR! My Napoleonic wars with dragons NOW sir
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Peter Jackson’s Temeraire adaptation. Sir! SIR! My Napoleonic wars with dragons NOW sir
Made an impulse decision to see Blind Guardian next week, buy some CCCCHAAAINN to fund my night out. excidiummetals.bigcartel.com, 15% off $45 or more with code NOPRESENTS
NEW CHAINS NEW CHAINS
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Made an impulse decision to see Blind Guardian next week, buy some CCCCHAAAINN to fund my night out. excidiummetals.bigcartel.com, 15% off $45 or more with code NOPRESENTS
one of the funniest failed attempts to own someone I’ve seen on the internet was “can you believe this woman is OVER FORTY and POSTS NUDES?!”
death comes for us all and everyone should feel free to show off the goods if they want. you will not be 25 forever, sorry!
death comes for us all and everyone should feel free to show off the goods if they want. you will not be 25 forever, sorry!
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
one of the funniest failed attempts to own someone I’ve seen on the internet was “can you believe this woman is OVER FORTY and POSTS NUDES?!”
death comes for us all and everyone should feel free to show off the goods if they want. you will not be 25 forever, sorry!
death comes for us all and everyone should feel free to show off the goods if they want. you will not be 25 forever, sorry!
NEW CHAINS NEW CHAINS
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NEW CHAINS NEW CHAINS
I may be the only person on the internet who thought Rise of Skywalker was merely forgettable and muddled and not The Worst Thing Ever but otherwise I agree with this list
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I may be the only person on the internet who thought Rise of Skywalker was merely forgettable and muddled and not The Worst Thing Ever but otherwise I agree with this list
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this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
sometimes I go look and see what this guy’s up to and tbh I kind of regret not having a twitter account anymore because I want to reply with “that’s funny, I showed my head BJJ coach your school’s tournament stats and he replied with three cry-laughing emoji”
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sometimes I go look and see what this guy’s up to and tbh I kind of regret not having a twitter account anymore because I want to reply with “that’s funny, I showed my head BJJ coach your school’s tournament stats and he replied with three cry-laughing emoji”