Jaz
@phrawger.com
she/her. trans. charity streams mostly. unstoppable
Heh, no, Lex Luthor does bad. I'M doing POORLY
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Heh, no, Lex Luthor does bad. I'M doing POORLY
some of you on here
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
some of you on here
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
i've got What's the Buzz from jesus christ superstar mashed up with gimme gimme gimme by abba stuck in my head and it's honestly like having an upstairs neighbor who's dropping their weights on the floor every ten minutes
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i've got What's the Buzz from jesus christ superstar mashed up with gimme gimme gimme by abba stuck in my head and it's honestly like having an upstairs neighbor who's dropping their weights on the floor every ten minutes
hit a game cap on my favorite puzzle site and now i gotta subscribe if i want to play my preferred puzzle types. worst pain imaginable
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
hit a game cap on my favorite puzzle site and now i gotta subscribe if i want to play my preferred puzzle types. worst pain imaginable
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IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE, THEY CANT TURN YOU AWAY FROM VOTING
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE, THEY CANT TURN YOU AWAY FROM VOTING
hot shit
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
hot shit
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-... this puzzle's art, to me
Puzzmo - Circuits
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-... this puzzle's art, to me
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Jim Steinman used to like to cut his nails really short and hammer on the piano keys as hard as he could because he thought it looked cool to dribble blood on his piano whole he played, and I think that’s part of why no one writes music quite like Jim Steinmen.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jim Steinman used to like to cut his nails really short and hammer on the piano keys as hard as he could because he thought it looked cool to dribble blood on his piano whole he played, and I think that’s part of why no one writes music quite like Jim Steinmen.
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This one and Flimsy Steve live in my head constantly
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This one and Flimsy Steve live in my head constantly
this is a callout post for a cruise line that put an ad on the twitch stream i was watching
a midi solo piano cover of FREE BIRD?? fuck off a lottle
a midi solo piano cover of FREE BIRD?? fuck off a lottle
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
this is a callout post for a cruise line that put an ad on the twitch stream i was watching
a midi solo piano cover of FREE BIRD?? fuck off a lottle
a midi solo piano cover of FREE BIRD?? fuck off a lottle
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if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
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50 First Dates is about a guy with a roguelite girlfriend
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
50 First Dates is about a guy with a roguelite girlfriend
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I've never been both so excited and also so nervous to open a post.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I've never been both so excited and also so nervous to open a post.
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I really like "Trainwreckords" as a title but there's a guy on RYM with a series called "1,001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear" and God. God that's so good
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I really like "Trainwreckords" as a title but there's a guy on RYM with a series called "1,001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear" and God. God that's so good
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Only 8 more sales of World Wide Wrestling (or 4 of the Mega-Champ Bundle) to go to hit a nice round 500 free Community Copies for 2025!
itch.io/s/137078/wor...
itch.io/s/137078/wor...
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Only 8 more sales of World Wide Wrestling (or 4 of the Mega-Champ Bundle) to go to hit a nice round 500 free Community Copies for 2025!
itch.io/s/137078/wor...
itch.io/s/137078/wor...
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
get weird with it. i dare you
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
get weird with it. i dare you
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My old world? Dying. My new world? Struggling. My now? Monstering.
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My old world? Dying. My new world? Struggling. My now? Monstering.
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
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Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
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The Legends Z-A starters if Game Freak weren’t cowards
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Legends Z-A starters if Game Freak weren’t cowards
Good chrimbus for lil dudes
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good chrimbus for lil dudes
Digging through old chatlogs and i found this: the Litany Against FGC Salt
"Grant me the thinkums to outsmart the foes I can outsmart, footsies to outspeed the foes i can outspeed, and brainbrain to know the difference"
"Grant me the thinkums to outsmart the foes I can outsmart, footsies to outspeed the foes i can outspeed, and brainbrain to know the difference"
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Digging through old chatlogs and i found this: the Litany Against FGC Salt
"Grant me the thinkums to outsmart the foes I can outsmart, footsies to outspeed the foes i can outspeed, and brainbrain to know the difference"
"Grant me the thinkums to outsmart the foes I can outsmart, footsies to outspeed the foes i can outspeed, and brainbrain to know the difference"
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