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jawn cena
@phipps.bsky.social
· Jan 5
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
brooooo no. my separation of powers broooooo
Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
February 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
brooooo no. my separation of powers broooooo
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Capitalists dont get excited about technology they are excited about the profits that technology brings. The main group of people that are truly excited about the advancement technology can bring human well being and its capacity to remove or reduce certain difficult tasks are socialists
February 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Capitalists dont get excited about technology they are excited about the profits that technology brings. The main group of people that are truly excited about the advancement technology can bring human well being and its capacity to remove or reduce certain difficult tasks are socialists
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tbh it feels like Dem voters who do this are not only in the terminal stages of Strategist Brain but have also internalized the Dem tendency to negotiate against themselves
You START with high demands. You START with exactly what you want plus extra. You only go down once that point is established
You START with high demands. You START with exactly what you want plus extra. You only go down once that point is established
Re that last RT, i can totally understand pivoting to “vote for the lesser of the two evils” *once primaries are over and it’s a two person race* what i don’t understand are the people insisting you have to eat shit months or even years out from a primary! Why should I eat shit!
February 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
tbh it feels like Dem voters who do this are not only in the terminal stages of Strategist Brain but have also internalized the Dem tendency to negotiate against themselves
You START with high demands. You START with exactly what you want plus extra. You only go down once that point is established
You START with high demands. You START with exactly what you want plus extra. You only go down once that point is established
it's actually not hard to build trans rights and trans liberation into a political platform that's broadly appealing to voters, but saying that it's too hard is nice for some of you because it gives you a smokescreen to avoid confronting your transphobia
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
it's actually not hard to build trans rights and trans liberation into a political platform that's broadly appealing to voters, but saying that it's too hard is nice for some of you because it gives you a smokescreen to avoid confronting your transphobia
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
he should add a new move and call it The Streisand Effect
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
he should add a new move and call it The Streisand Effect
there's so many people that i like. there's so many folks with whom i am so glad i get to be concurrently alive
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
there's so many people that i like. there's so many folks with whom i am so glad i get to be concurrently alive
[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶
i feel like if you have to say "we left with all of my children" in regards to your visit to someone's private island, it follows logically that you should not have brought your children to visit that person on their private island!! sadly, you have done A Bad Parenting
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
i feel like if you have to say "we left with all of my children" in regards to your visit to someone's private island, it follows logically that you should not have brought your children to visit that person on their private island!! sadly, you have done A Bad Parenting
glad that the olympics have reinvigorated public enthusiasm for Prisencolinensinainciusol but i just want to remind everyone that i have a permanent dibs on it for both my wrestling entrance music and my baseball walkout music
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
glad that the olympics have reinvigorated public enthusiasm for Prisencolinensinainciusol but i just want to remind everyone that i have a permanent dibs on it for both my wrestling entrance music and my baseball walkout music
the responses to this statement make me feel a) insane and b) like even the most liberal-minded driver carries around some secret second amendment in their hearts that is specifically about cars
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
the responses to this statement make me feel a) insane and b) like even the most liberal-minded driver carries around some secret second amendment in their hearts that is specifically about cars
i am forming a new political party whose platform will be restoring zombocom to its previous state. please join me in this fight. together, we can do anything
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i am forming a new political party whose platform will be restoring zombocom to its previous state. please join me in this fight. together, we can do anything
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
clavicular sounds like a medical condition that only a horse can get
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
clavicular sounds like a medical condition that only a horse can get
trying to get some newer, more fun conspiracy theories going. there's a pittsburgh toilet in the basement of the white house
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
trying to get some newer, more fun conspiracy theories going. there's a pittsburgh toilet in the basement of the white house
sympathy is a knife, fame is a gun, anger is a machete, success is a bazooka, motherhood is a halberd,
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
sympathy is a knife, fame is a gun, anger is a machete, success is a bazooka, motherhood is a halberd,
it's time to go Jabroni Mode
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
it's time to go Jabroni Mode
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FINALLY someone is addressing my PAIN POINTS
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
FINALLY someone is addressing my PAIN POINTS
just spotted a comma splice in the new york times... where is my nobel prize for copy editing
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
just spotted a comma splice in the new york times... where is my nobel prize for copy editing
the people in their neighborhoods and schools already know them because they're the ones protecting their neighborhoods and schools. who are the ones wearing masks again?
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
the people in their neighborhoods and schools already know them because they're the ones protecting their neighborhoods and schools. who are the ones wearing masks again?
there is no longer a Chief General Emeritus of the Clown Brigade. the position has been eliminated. this is ridiculous
the rights reaction to trumps surrender in minneapolis is the perfect illustration of how delusional these people are
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
there is no longer a Chief General Emeritus of the Clown Brigade. the position has been eliminated. this is ridiculous