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…like a manly sloop, I sail through life, with nary a barnacle.
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If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you!

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland [SATIRE] www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tru...
Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland
“In a text message over the weekend, President Trump told Jonas Gahr Store, Norway’s prime minister, that since being denied the Nobel Peace Prize,...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Stay warm, get cozy, and protect those you love.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Bill Ford and I are proud to announce the next chapter in Ford's history: a new World Headquarters in Dearborn, MI. This building is a symbol of what we've been doing around the world – making improvements in our facilities & investing in our employees. www.fromtheroad.ford.com/us/en/articl...
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Timeline cleanser. Maybe hang out in the t-shirts today…
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Norwegian home invasion.
August 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Don't worry, the Irony Police have already been alerted.

#robot #vacuum #hoover #humor #humour
July 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Needing a breather? Winnifred says 'chrrp!'

#catsofbluesky
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Veronica.
March 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Mundus sine caesaribus…
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber took aim at the Meta CEO during a panel at the South by Southwest festival by wearing a t-shirt with a latin phrase aimed at Zuckerberg.
Bluesky CEO Takes Iconic Jab At Mark Zuckerberg With Message On Her T-Shirt
BOOM 🔥
www.comicsands.com
March 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As a bit of a palate cleanser, let's punish that palate with a pączki!

#blueskypączkiday
March 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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If you say on cameo that the person that you’re ordering for is “easily amused,” this is a taste of what you get.
February 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Breathe, we have to be strong for the ones we protect…

#catssky #noideaanymore
November 6, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Vote early, vote lycanthrope…
October 28, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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let tiny kenneth branagh hype you up cuz today is the feast of crispin
youtu.be/bvFHRNGYfuo?...
Henry V (7/10) Movie CLIP - Saint Crispin's Day (1989) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
October 25, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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It's so great to see how many of Matthew Sweet's friends & fans are showing support by sharing this link & chipping in to help with his medical expenses if they can. Less than a day since the GoFundMe went live & it's already more than halfway to the goal.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma...
Donate to Support Matthew Sweet's Stroke Recovery, organized by Catherine Lyons for Matthew Sweet
Matthew Sweet, our longtime inspiration and dear friend, suff… Catherine Lyons for Matthew Sweet needs your support for Support Matthew Sweet's Stroke Recovery
www.gofundme.com
October 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Optimist: The glass is ½ full.

Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.

Me: I could've sworn I ordered a cheeseburger…
September 3, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Oh, pet bed, you are soo roomy…
so drowsy…
…why is doofus taking picture…

#catsofbluesky
#arewestilldoinghashtags
August 22, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Ah-hah, they HAVE added support for GIFs…
Hot Tea Tea GIF
ALT: Hot Tea Tea GIF
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Gratuitous toe beans
#WhiskerWednesday
April 17, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Happy confederate surrender day to all who celebrate
April 9, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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It's not ... great.

LISA FRANKENSTEIN would have worked better as a whole movie with a cohesive plot with and character arcs. Not whatever this was.

#filmsky #LisaFrankenstein #FocusFeatures #CriticLife #RaposaSeesAll
Movie Review - 'Lisa Frankenstein' is missing everything that makes a movie watchable - Movie Reelist
Lisa Frankenstein (2024) is rated PG-13 for murder and light mutilation, thoughts of suicide, tanning bed accidents, gooey corpses, non-consensual groping, non-consensual drug use, teen drinking, and an over-the-top evil stepmother.
moviereelist.com
February 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Down in that Bermuda Triangle, Elvis needed Mojo…
February 8, 2024 at 2:21 PM