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Philmosk
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…like a manly sloop, I sail through life, with nary a barnacle.
Ma'am, you weren't asked to teach these kids the latest crutch software, yours is to teach English, with a base in critical thinking and analysis. Maintain your focus.

(…personally, I'd have you also teaching a bit of fountain pen usage, but that's just my inkling, pun very much intended…)
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

The Damned
Propellerheads
The Prodigy
The Reverend Horton Heat
Lilith Fair ('97)
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
A request is as if a demand, ma'am…
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Tink's Black Bear #5, if I recall correctly, female black bear in estrus.

We weren't allowed to un-cork in indoors…

Not sure it's still available, but the wild hog version's on Amazon;

www.amazon.com/Attractant-N...
Amazon.com : TINK'S Synthetic Power Pig Attractant Liquid Sow-in-Heat Boar Urine Scent for Hunting (4 oz) – Long Lasting Sow-in-Heat Boar Urine Hunting Scents – Hunting Lure/Attractant – Advanced Hog ...
Amazon.com : TINK'S Synthetic Power Pig Attractant Liquid Sow-in-Heat Boar Urine Scent for Hunting (4 oz) – Long Lasting Sow-in-Heat Boar Urine Hunting Scents – Hunting Lure/Attractant – Advanced Hog ...
www.amazon.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Irony aside, I thought 'migas' was a Mexican breakfast combination plate.

So…

He wants to make Iran a plate of eggs, peppers, potatoes, queso, tortilla slices, and salsa?

Don't know that that'll stretch to feed their whole population…
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
How are you with caracals? Always an underlying threat that they'll chew on you a bit, while you're sleeping…
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Could always be RC…
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Y'know… Soylent Denim is children…
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That's where Celsius and Fahrenheit sync up.

Send soup.
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow, THAT'S gonna chafe…
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We kinda already got Nudesferatu…
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Doeddwn i ddim yn gwybod bod Duolingo yn cynnig Cymraeg!"
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
For when you're feeling Francophone;
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I've really enjoyed the Letters to Cleo cover of that one… www.youtube.com/watch?v=33V_...
Father Christmas
YouTube video by Letters to Cleo - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So that's why she meow-yells at me all the time…
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Maybe just start with the Great Lakes states (they're used to us…), and build upon that with New England, before the fires get too far North…
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"You look like you're trying to escape my grasp. Would you like help restoring your shackles?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Worked for them, briefly, back in college.

Needed rotating syrup pumps for this, one on the front line, while yesterday's tried to soak out the congealed glop that had hardened inside the pump.

Trying to clear the pump with scalding hot water released clouds of bubblegum-steam. Kinda surreal…
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ooh! How'd you get the pre-code version? Lucky…
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He even hands out cards…
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM