Philmosk
@philmosk.bsky.social
…like a manly sloop, I sail through life, with nary a barnacle.
New Palace Bakery, long before dawn, just like last year, and all the years before…
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
New Palace Bakery, long before dawn, just like last year, and all the years before…
A request is as if a demand, ma'am…
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
A request is as if a demand, ma'am…
Stay warm, get cozy, and protect those you love.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Stay warm, get cozy, and protect those you love.
How are you with caracals? Always an underlying threat that they'll chew on you a bit, while you're sleeping…
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
How are you with caracals? Always an underlying threat that they'll chew on you a bit, while you're sleeping…
For when you're feeling Francophone;
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
For when you're feeling Francophone;
"You look like you're trying to escape my grasp. Would you like help restoring your shackles?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"You look like you're trying to escape my grasp. Would you like help restoring your shackles?"
He even hands out cards…
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He even hands out cards…
No love for The Filth and the Fury?
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No love for The Filth and the Fury?
Try cassoulet, takes forever, but you've got duck, sausage, and beans for weeks…
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Try cassoulet, takes forever, but you've got duck, sausage, and beans for weeks…
Happy like a snoozing cat on a feather bed…
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Happy like a snoozing cat on a feather bed…
Timeline cleanser. Maybe hang out in the t-shirts today…
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Timeline cleanser. Maybe hang out in the t-shirts today…
O, Masala Dosas, we knew ye weren't authentic, but we hardly knew ye…
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
O, Masala Dosas, we knew ye weren't authentic, but we hardly knew ye…
Might be the odd man out, here…
September 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Might be the odd man out, here…
Then you'll HATE this - Liquid Death just came out with "Cereal Criminal", essentially, sparkling Fruity Pebbles, for when, y'know, chewing would take too long…
September 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Then you'll HATE this - Liquid Death just came out with "Cereal Criminal", essentially, sparkling Fruity Pebbles, for when, y'know, chewing would take too long…
I'd be curious to know, was it copied from the UK Quad version of the poster, or did they base the Quad off of Grinsson's work?
July 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'd be curious to know, was it copied from the UK Quad version of the poster, or did they base the Quad off of Grinsson's work?
But if you seek a pleasant peninsula, ask the moose and the elk…
July 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
But if you seek a pleasant peninsula, ask the moose and the elk…
Maybe don't pick NOW to start getting into British 80's new-wave pub rock…
July 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe don't pick NOW to start getting into British 80's new-wave pub rock…
Alright, already, don't shoot, she's smøl and cute…
June 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alright, already, don't shoot, she's smøl and cute…
The Mixology Malcontents, or the Tiki Terrors;
May 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Mixology Malcontents, or the Tiki Terrors;
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM