Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
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Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
· Nov 17
Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
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Read this thread. It's spot on.
This shit about agentic AI executing a cyber attack with "thousands of requests, often multiple per second—an attack speed that would have been, for human hackers, simply impossible to match" coming out of Anthropic is such marketing bullshit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Read this thread. It's spot on.
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Mozilla vs. their core audience
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Mozilla vs. their core audience
If that happens, congress should release a report with only the names of those under “investigation” redacted along with the victims. Any names not part of the current distraction are clearly not in scope.
My suspicion is that the plan is to use a new investigation into Epstein as a pretext for not being able to release the Epstein Files, as it is DOJ policy not to release the evidence in an ongoing investigation.
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If that happens, congress should release a report with only the names of those under “investigation” redacted along with the victims. Any names not part of the current distraction are clearly not in scope.
The chud hypocrisy knows no limits.
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The chud hypocrisy knows no limits.
If something absolutely MUST be written with an LLM, for example due to policy or management edict, you should instead consider that the thing simply does not need to exist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If something absolutely MUST be written with an LLM, for example due to policy or management edict, you should instead consider that the thing simply does not need to exist.
One of my favorite photos from a foraging experience in the southeastern forests of Estonia a few months ago.
#mycology #mushrooms #fungus #photography #forest #Estonia
#mycology #mushrooms #fungus #photography #forest #Estonia
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One of my favorite photos from a foraging experience in the southeastern forests of Estonia a few months ago.
#mycology #mushrooms #fungus #photography #forest #Estonia
#mycology #mushrooms #fungus #photography #forest #Estonia
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
Why isn’t the headline “Megyn Kelly defends pedophiles, attempts to validate child rape”?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Why isn’t the headline “Megyn Kelly defends pedophiles, attempts to validate child rape”?
Pardon my skepticism, but two misspellings on the truck lead me to think “Flawless” may be an optimistic overstatement.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Pardon my skepticism, but two misspellings on the truck lead me to think “Flawless” may be an optimistic overstatement.
Hotel room view for the last few days.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hotel room view for the last few days.
Maybe time for some maple syrup in the gas tanks, eh?
🧊✈️ Hello, Collaborator🖕
ICE Air flights at Seattle are now being refueled and serviced by SkyService, which is a... (checks notes)
😲 Canadian company 🇨🇦
Hmm...
ICE Air flights at Seattle are now being refueled and serviced by SkyService, which is a... (checks notes)
😲 Canadian company 🇨🇦
Hmm...
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Maybe time for some maple syrup in the gas tanks, eh?
In 1958, someone took this one specific photo. Not “3 or 4 just in case,” not a burst of 50. Just one on a roll of 20-30 individual photos. Then they had to wait days to see the photo, if anything even turned out.
Amazing to think how far we’ve come in such a relatively short period of time.
Amazing to think how far we’ve come in such a relatively short period of time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
In 1958, someone took this one specific photo. Not “3 or 4 just in case,” not a burst of 50. Just one on a roll of 20-30 individual photos. Then they had to wait days to see the photo, if anything even turned out.
Amazing to think how far we’ve come in such a relatively short period of time.
Amazing to think how far we’ve come in such a relatively short period of time.
Professional sports teams’ mascots are just furries for sports fans.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Professional sports teams’ mascots are just furries for sports fans.
“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children” -William Thackeray (more recently associated with Eric Draven in “The Crow”)
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children” -William Thackeray (more recently associated with Eric Draven in “The Crow”)
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I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCare...
Reddit - The heart of the internet
www.reddit.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCare...
And now you have to hear it too
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
And now you have to hear it too
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My thoughts on the FDA announcement today about MHT vajenda.substack.com/p/reaction-t...
Reaction to the FDA Announcement on MHT
Removing the Black Box Warning was Served with a Side of Serious Misinformation
vajenda.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My thoughts on the FDA announcement today about MHT vajenda.substack.com/p/reaction-t...
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Bravo. Stand up against the tyrant’s enablers.
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bravo. Stand up against the tyrant’s enablers.
Corporate profits for their biggest donors with a side of personal enrichment, of course!
What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Corporate profits for their biggest donors with a side of personal enrichment, of course!
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Happy 250th birthday to my Marine brothers and sisters. Let us never forget our past bravery & grit, so that we may rise to the challenge again & crush the fascists who have returned.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy 250th birthday to my Marine brothers and sisters. Let us never forget our past bravery & grit, so that we may rise to the challenge again & crush the fascists who have returned.
Kim Davis will lament her loss in bidding to preserve the sanctity of marriage by banging someone she’s not married to.
But might have been married to in the past. Possibly multiple times.
And may or may not be married to in the future. Possibly multiple times.
But might have been married to in the past. Possibly multiple times.
And may or may not be married to in the future. Possibly multiple times.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Kim Davis will lament her loss in bidding to preserve the sanctity of marriage by banging someone she’s not married to.
But might have been married to in the past. Possibly multiple times.
And may or may not be married to in the future. Possibly multiple times.
But might have been married to in the past. Possibly multiple times.
And may or may not be married to in the future. Possibly multiple times.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You’re going to have to “keep on fighting” because you will never make any progress toward your stated goals when you simply cave like that.
Coward.
Coward.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You’re going to have to “keep on fighting” because you will never make any progress toward your stated goals when you simply cave like that.
Coward.
Coward.