Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
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Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
· Nov 17
Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
Living at the most prominent Horseshoe Crab mating locations, I find these animals are always fascinating to learn about.
A living fossil...
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
Meet The Animal That Hasn’t Changed In 300 Million Years — A Biologist Explains
With copper-blue blood prized by modern medicine and a body plan older than dinosaurs, the horseshoe crab reveals how ancient biology still underpins human survival.
www.forbes.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Living at the most prominent Horseshoe Crab mating locations, I find these animals are always fascinating to learn about.
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Ice is the Gestapo.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
January 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Ice is the Gestapo.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
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need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
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This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
You should interpret this as “we train these people to murder you. That’s exactly what they did here and that is exactly what we want them to do again in the future.”
Noem on the ICE officer who shot a woman in Minneapolis:
"He acted according to his training"
"He acted according to his training"
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
You should interpret this as “we train these people to murder you. That’s exactly what they did here and that is exactly what we want them to do again in the future.”
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This is why independent media like @404media.co is so important.
No regurgitation of the "official narrative" to maintain access.
No "both sides" when there's obviously only one side.
No "toning it down for the advertisers."
Just the truth. I absolutely LOVE 404 Media.
No regurgitation of the "official narrative" to maintain access.
No "both sides" when there's obviously only one side.
No "toning it down for the advertisers."
Just the truth. I absolutely LOVE 404 Media.
"An ICE officer, fearing for his life, the lives of his fellow law enforcement and the safety of the public, fired defensive shots," — DHS
"[The woman] viciously ran over the ICE Officer" — Trump
"A woman attacked them and those surrounding them" — Kristi Noem
All lies. This is a pattern.
"[The woman] viciously ran over the ICE Officer" — Trump
"A woman attacked them and those surrounding them" — Kristi Noem
All lies. This is a pattern.
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This is why independent media like @404media.co is so important.
No regurgitation of the "official narrative" to maintain access.
No "both sides" when there's obviously only one side.
No "toning it down for the advertisers."
Just the truth. I absolutely LOVE 404 Media.
No regurgitation of the "official narrative" to maintain access.
No "both sides" when there's obviously only one side.
No "toning it down for the advertisers."
Just the truth. I absolutely LOVE 404 Media.
This stupid motherfucker is just pissed that Renee had people who loved her and he doesn’t.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
This stupid motherfucker is just pissed that Renee had people who loved her and he doesn’t.
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What is “Shut up and take my money for $10,000?,” Ken
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What is “Shut up and take my money for $10,000?,” Ken
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Make him famous.
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Make him famous.
Even if it were, LE and their cosplay ICE gestapo equivalents are not authorized to carry out such a punishment.
Fleeing law enforcement is not a capital offense.
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Even if it were, LE and their cosplay ICE gestapo equivalents are not authorized to carry out such a punishment.
As everyday, but exponentially more so today:
Fuck ICE
Prosecute every single one of them in state courts where they carry out their nazi campaign of ethnic cleansing and murder.
Every one. Without exception.
Fuck ICE
Prosecute every single one of them in state courts where they carry out their nazi campaign of ethnic cleansing and murder.
Every one. Without exception.
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
As everyday, but exponentially more so today:
Fuck ICE
Prosecute every single one of them in state courts where they carry out their nazi campaign of ethnic cleansing and murder.
Every one. Without exception.
Fuck ICE
Prosecute every single one of them in state courts where they carry out their nazi campaign of ethnic cleansing and murder.
Every one. Without exception.
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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In the IANS tech briefing today, I'll be recommending that businesses discontinue the use of X purely for liability reasons.
Whatever business value you might perceive, you're knowingly exposing employees to non-consensual sexualized imagery/CSAM. Literal definition of a hostile work environment.
Whatever business value you might perceive, you're knowingly exposing employees to non-consensual sexualized imagery/CSAM. Literal definition of a hostile work environment.
Ask your employer tomorrow why they operate an official account on the Twitter/X web service that built a child sexual assault materials generation machine & why they tacitly approve of pedophilia. Have your fellow employees ask the same question.
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
In the IANS tech briefing today, I'll be recommending that businesses discontinue the use of X purely for liability reasons.
Whatever business value you might perceive, you're knowingly exposing employees to non-consensual sexualized imagery/CSAM. Literal definition of a hostile work environment.
Whatever business value you might perceive, you're knowingly exposing employees to non-consensual sexualized imagery/CSAM. Literal definition of a hostile work environment.
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No one in incident response should be too important to dig around in logs. That is all.
a woman is doing a handstand in the dirt while holding a shovel .
ALT: a woman is doing a handstand in the dirt while holding a shovel .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 PM
No one in incident response should be too important to dig around in logs. That is all.
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"She thought they wouldn’t shoot her, probably because she had been conditioned to believe law enforcement would never shoot any conservative, God-fearing white person, much less a white woman. She was wrong."
Ashli Babbitt Already Got What She Deserved
She doesn't deserve full military honors.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"She thought they wouldn’t shoot her, probably because she had been conditioned to believe law enforcement would never shoot any conservative, God-fearing white person, much less a white woman. She was wrong."
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Friendly reminder to leave instructions for a relative or friend if you think you might get arrested at an action, even a totally routine march or whatever. If you see someone getting detained, get them to shout a name and number to call.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Friendly reminder to leave instructions for a relative or friend if you think you might get arrested at an action, even a totally routine march or whatever. If you see someone getting detained, get them to shout a name and number to call.
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5 years ago, selfish entitled people tried to overthrow our government. As has happened throughout their lives, after initially held accountable, they were coddled & enabled & then pardoned after their selfish leader was re-elected president. Everything flows from that fact.
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
5 years ago, selfish entitled people tried to overthrow our government. As has happened throughout their lives, after initially held accountable, they were coddled & enabled & then pardoned after their selfish leader was re-elected president. Everything flows from that fact.
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
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To Denmark and Greenland: 100 Danish forces deployed to Desert Storm. They stood with us defending sovereignty and international law. Now I watch Stephen Miller mock you on TV while my government threatens to invade Greenland. I'm a veteran and I'm ashamed beyond words. I'm so sorry.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
To Denmark and Greenland: 100 Danish forces deployed to Desert Storm. They stood with us defending sovereignty and international law. Now I watch Stephen Miller mock you on TV while my government threatens to invade Greenland. I'm a veteran and I'm ashamed beyond words. I'm so sorry.
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scott norwood is only 65, redemption awaits
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
scott norwood is only 65, redemption awaits
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Just a humble reminder: it’s Kyiv, not kiev.
Kiev is how Russians call it - it’s been spread because, well, that’s what Russia does. Spreads . But Ukrainian reading is Kyiv. It means a lot to Ukrainians when you call it this way. Diakuiu
Kiev is how Russians call it - it’s been spread because, well, that’s what Russia does. Spreads . But Ukrainian reading is Kyiv. It means a lot to Ukrainians when you call it this way. Diakuiu
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Just a humble reminder: it’s Kyiv, not kiev.
Kiev is how Russians call it - it’s been spread because, well, that’s what Russia does. Spreads . But Ukrainian reading is Kyiv. It means a lot to Ukrainians when you call it this way. Diakuiu
Kiev is how Russians call it - it’s been spread because, well, that’s what Russia does. Spreads . But Ukrainian reading is Kyiv. It means a lot to Ukrainians when you call it this way. Diakuiu
Director’s cut of “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” is gonna be weird.
Just woke up from a dream in which Nick Cage played Gollum with Big Naturals, what the actual fuck, brain
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Director’s cut of “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” is gonna be weird.
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Twice as old as the dinosaurs, horseshoe crabs have been around for 450 million years. 🦖
But their numbers plummeted 70% in recent decades as Big Pharma harvested their blood for drug safety testing. Now, 25 groups are suing to get them protections.👇
www.biologicaldiversity.org/species/inve...
But their numbers plummeted 70% in recent decades as Big Pharma harvested their blood for drug safety testing. Now, 25 groups are suing to get them protections.👇
www.biologicaldiversity.org/species/inve...
www.biologicaldiversity.org
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Twice as old as the dinosaurs, horseshoe crabs have been around for 450 million years. 🦖
But their numbers plummeted 70% in recent decades as Big Pharma harvested their blood for drug safety testing. Now, 25 groups are suing to get them protections.👇
www.biologicaldiversity.org/species/inve...
But their numbers plummeted 70% in recent decades as Big Pharma harvested their blood for drug safety testing. Now, 25 groups are suing to get them protections.👇
www.biologicaldiversity.org/species/inve...