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Phil Hagen
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DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
I’m surprised the didn’t flip the logo upside down and call it “Womonster”
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Time for a power ball ticket!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yes, I’ll see that and raise it with “orange guy was wearing a navy dress at the time” just for some extra spin.
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s probably the most infuriating aspect of this shitty timeline, in my opinion. So obvious and blatant, yet they are just purely unapologetic and ignorant of the fact that there are limitless receipts. Mind boggling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This incident must now be referred to as the “serendipitous floof goof of 2025.”

Yea I do make the rules, actually
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m told eating that mushroom would have led to some quite surreal sidescrolling levels.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We can’t stop now. This should be a daily post if we’re holding feet to the fire as we should!
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Totally!!! I think I know that place. Haha
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Yeah I’d bet you’re right there
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Good ol’ “Vitamin M”
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I had originally written “recently” and felt the qualifier was needed. Also yeah the hip thing
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM