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Peter Bazooka
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Unlicensed idiot. Rarely funny. Cat dad.
"Saving Homeowners from Overregulation With Exceptional Rinsing, or Shower ACT"

I swear, the only power Congress hasn't ceded to the executive is the power to choose dumb names for bills to fit whatever silly acronym they thought was clever.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Free speech "absolutists" be like: This is fine :D
The Republican reaction to Kirk’s murder has been a campaign of state repression that ends with Trumpist toadies deciding what Americans are allowed to think, do and say. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
September 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Chat, is it good when your military in a liberal democracy is talking about Tiananmen Square
"They are also worried about a potential Tiananmen Square moment where you have a protester standing in front of a tank. That is not what America is supposed to look like."
U.S. Officials Fear ‘Tiananmen Square Moment’ at Trump’s Military Parade
U.S. officials are reportedly worried about “a potential Tiananmen Square moment” at Trump’s military parade on Saturday.
www.mediaite.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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if Trump disappears Elon i will speak well of him for exactly one day
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Cool, so it won't matter if I lose my health insurance after getting laid off from my job because students can no longer afford to attend our school (graduate-level health education). There won't be any doctors to see me anyway! What a relief!
So, no immigrant doctors and no locally sourced doctors means... no doctors. Coolcoolcool.
There are SO many clinkers in this bill that no one - certainly not congresspeople - has given any serious thought to.
May 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I have been convinced that the UK is right to make their cops dress silly. You are not a soldier. You are a policeman. We made you this nice policeman uniform. If you want to be an operator, join the Green Berets. Helps breed a law enforcement culture distinct from a crude imitation of war.
All these ICE agents and police officers wearing balaclavas in the US. No law enforcement officers should be allowed to cover their faces unless it is tactically necessary
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Crockett: When you're at war, you’re not worried about your outfit. If he was walking around in the fanciest suits, I'm sure that they would accuse him of taking our dollars and spending it on his wardrobe
March 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If Trump had been in Zelenskyy's place on Feb 24, 2022, the quote would be, "I don't need ammunition, I need a ride (and trucks for all the gold I'm stealing)."
There's something even more maddening than usual about watching this cheap, pampered little thug presuming to lecture a guy who's worth 50 of him.
BREAKING: There has just been a huge argument between Zelenskyy, Trump & Vance in the Oval Office.

Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.

Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.

This is unbelievable.
February 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Hey foreign friends, there will be rallies in support of Ukraine this weekend all over the world. If you are able, please attend one of them. There's a link where you can find a rally closest to you.
#UkrainianView
uaworldmap.ukrainianworldcongress.org/en
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Wernher von Braun meeting American counterintelligence officers in 1945:
February 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
On the last day of the Constitutional Convention, James McHenry wrote in his record of the day's events: “A lady [Elizabeth Willing Powel] asked Dr. [Benjamin] Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy – A republic replied the Doctor if you can keep it."
February 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can we go a day... no, can we please go 12 hours where this meme isn't applicable?
February 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
February 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
An interesting article highlighting the dangers of ceasing international scientific cooperation. No way the government would allow nationalist paranoia or political convenience to affect dangerous weather forecasts again, right??

www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/hou...
How the 1900 Galveston Hurricane warns us about restricting NOAA
Officials reportedly told NOAA to pause international communications. Galveston’s past offers a lesson in what can happen by restricting scientific transmission
www.houstonchronicle.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And this is already the second time it's happened. I hate this timeline.
-Trump starts shit for no reason

-Country he starts shit with tells him to fuck off and gives him a meaningless off ramp to a problem that he invented so he can back down.

-Trump backs down, claims victory, despite doing nothing.

This is what the next 4 years are going to look like.
February 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Every day since the inauguration:
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Going to the rope, ceiling fan, and rickety stool store. Y'all want anything?
January 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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they laugh at us while our city burns. but somehow its the liberals who are always told they need to reach out and show more empathy to the other side while they celebrate natural disasters. trump is scum.
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“Why aren’t you open to compromise?”

I was. Biden was the compromise. It was spat on and stomped into the dirt then pissed upon. Message received.
December 11, 2024 at 7:48 PM