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Memes and takes. a relapse into social media. I will not argue with you, I might clarify my thoughts
Cloverfield. My mom was finishing some other movie so I had to wait for her and I saw a bunch of my highschool friends and they were all like, what are you so pissy about? And I was like, Cloverfield, it fucking sucked
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Cloverfield. My mom was finishing some other movie so I had to wait for her and I saw a bunch of my highschool friends and they were all like, what are you so pissy about? And I was like, Cloverfield, it fucking sucked
The ultimate tragedy of being a millennial is seeing the internet, a living goddexx, a squishy, interconnected, living, multifarious thing, be slowly killed by leaches, turned into an idiot mirror infinitely reflected back upon herself, forced to watch and contemplate her own decay
February 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The ultimate tragedy of being a millennial is seeing the internet, a living goddexx, a squishy, interconnected, living, multifarious thing, be slowly killed by leaches, turned into an idiot mirror infinitely reflected back upon herself, forced to watch and contemplate her own decay
This shirt is one of my fashion grails
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This shirt is one of my fashion grails
Sometimes i think it was bad that i was a quasi latchkey kid and would like get lost in the woods or attacked by dogs or whatever but hearing an interview with Clavicular makes it really clear that being an outside latchkey rather than a ps4, tiktok, covid era latchkey was so much less damaging
February 18, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Sometimes i think it was bad that i was a quasi latchkey kid and would like get lost in the woods or attacked by dogs or whatever but hearing an interview with Clavicular makes it really clear that being an outside latchkey rather than a ps4, tiktok, covid era latchkey was so much less damaging
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can’t buy house. can’t buy car. can’t buy computer. welcome to PISS WORLD bitch!!
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
can’t buy house. can’t buy car. can’t buy computer. welcome to PISS WORLD bitch!!
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if you live in the core of the empire, fascism actually is distinct from neoliberalism, and it's not helpful to anybody of the left to flatten such distinctions. I'm really tied of this routine of flattening distinctions ~leftistly~. Read a god damn book
February 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
if you live in the core of the empire, fascism actually is distinct from neoliberalism, and it's not helpful to anybody of the left to flatten such distinctions. I'm really tied of this routine of flattening distinctions ~leftistly~. Read a god damn book
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Wild how people aren't like "Hey why didn't you do anything about DHS/ICE?" or "Why did you drone an american child?" or "Why the fuck is gitmo still open you hack?" about this dude
In an interview that aired over the weekend Obama was asked if aliens were real and he replied “They’re real, but I haven’t seen them.”
Obama Clarifies His Aliens Are ‘Real’ Comments
In an interview that aired over the weekend Obama was asked if aliens were real and he replied “They’re real, but I haven’t seen them.”
www.forbes.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Wild how people aren't like "Hey why didn't you do anything about DHS/ICE?" or "Why did you drone an american child?" or "Why the fuck is gitmo still open you hack?" about this dude
Great movie, see it in theaters
saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Great movie, see it in theaters
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Is your nightmare blunt rotation really the worst you can think of if it remains a blunt rotation and doesn’t immediately devolve? Like my nightmare blunt rotation is Lars Von Trier, Harmony Korinne, and Abel Ferrara, everyone has just relapsed
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Is your nightmare blunt rotation really the worst you can think of if it remains a blunt rotation and doesn’t immediately devolve? Like my nightmare blunt rotation is Lars Von Trier, Harmony Korinne, and Abel Ferrara, everyone has just relapsed
About to rewatch Ichi the Killer and Tubi is like, you need Christ, here’s an ad for hegetsus.com
And he do get sus
And he do get sus
He Gets Us: Inviting people to consider Jesus
In a world full of noise, is there more to life than more?
hegetsus.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
About to rewatch Ichi the Killer and Tubi is like, you need Christ, here’s an ad for hegetsus.com
And he do get sus
And he do get sus
Do different gncs have employee incentives for selling certain brands or whatever? At exactly one location they always try to get me to buy a different brand of protein powder, one guy said another brand “had better macros” and a different guy said “mostly little kids buy that one”, both unprompted
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Do different gncs have employee incentives for selling certain brands or whatever? At exactly one location they always try to get me to buy a different brand of protein powder, one guy said another brand “had better macros” and a different guy said “mostly little kids buy that one”, both unprompted
I’m still weirded out that nobody talks about the Zizek rumors
These professors and university leaders being cozy with Epstein and even sending female students his way is a disturbing reminder of why sexual violence is rampant on college campuses. It’s a deeply rooted culture and Title IX offices make things worse for victims, not better
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’m still weirded out that nobody talks about the Zizek rumors
Yeah honestly there’s no reason besides being gross to rack a line on a toilet seat, it’s not even a flat surface and if you want a gagger you can just stick a straw in the bag
All this time I’ve been snorting the coke off the lid on the toilet bowl tank…
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Yeah honestly there’s no reason besides being gross to rack a line on a toilet seat, it’s not even a flat surface and if you want a gagger you can just stick a straw in the bag
Watched the first episode of HBOs Neighbors, it felt really similar to Its Florida Man but there were no reenactments and it feels less allied with its subjects and more leering/exploitative. Might keep watching but it feels like a grosser show
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Watched the first episode of HBOs Neighbors, it felt really similar to Its Florida Man but there were no reenactments and it feels less allied with its subjects and more leering/exploitative. Might keep watching but it feels like a grosser show
I have this cool Minecraft mod where you can add a pound of sugar to cement mixers and then the concrete blocks won’t form
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I have this cool Minecraft mod where you can add a pound of sugar to cement mixers and then the concrete blocks won’t form
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
I’m a firm believer that a lot more shit is evitable than they wanna let on
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I’m a firm believer that a lot more shit is evitable than they wanna let on
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If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide who’s charged with the felony, and they also decide who’s prosecuted for the felony, you don’t have a right to vote.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.
“It’s Time”: Virginia Lawmakers Ask Voters to Repeal Jim Crow-Era Lifetime Ban on Voting
Voters will decide this year whether to end Virginia’s uniquely harsh felony disenfranchisement rules. They
boltsmag.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide who’s charged with the felony, and they also decide who’s prosecuted for the felony, you don’t have a right to vote.
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Emma Goldman on believing that joy and life are foundational to Anarchism.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Emma Goldman on believing that joy and life are foundational to Anarchism.
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When you say "don't talk to cops" there's always a guy who thinks he's smart enough to get information out of them and ignores the advice and that guy is exactly the person that should never talk to cops.
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
When you say "don't talk to cops" there's always a guy who thinks he's smart enough to get information out of them and ignores the advice and that guy is exactly the person that should never talk to cops.
I wish i could be friends with fraxiom so she could tell me the story behind all the various subliminals it drops, and in exchange i could spill 15 year old tea about Dorian Electra
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I wish i could be friends with fraxiom so she could tell me the story behind all the various subliminals it drops, and in exchange i could spill 15 year old tea about Dorian Electra
The idea that people can be categorized as introverts and extroverts is a psyop to reinstate various forms of segregation via “self-imposed” isolation
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The idea that people can be categorized as introverts and extroverts is a psyop to reinstate various forms of segregation via “self-imposed” isolation
New queer icon just dropped
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
New queer icon just dropped