cranky af
@permanentpenis.bsky.social
he/him/ho • aerospace engineer • beautiful body • honest, good guy
so we have dms now and still no unsolicited dicks in my inbox grrr
May 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
so we have dms now and still no unsolicited dicks in my inbox grrr
if this doesn’t get 100 likes I’m leaving this godforsaken shithole for atleast 2 hours
May 7, 2024 at 12:45 AM
if this doesn’t get 100 likes I’m leaving this godforsaken shithole for atleast 2 hours
I’m feeling pretty good today. I may let my wife have an orgasm
May 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I’m feeling pretty good today. I may let my wife have an orgasm
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If a canadian runs out of maple syrup in a dream they die in real life.
April 30, 2024 at 12:36 PM
If a canadian runs out of maple syrup in a dream they die in real life.
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destroy my balls, not my ambition
April 30, 2024 at 10:34 AM
destroy my balls, not my ambition
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Her eyes were Gatorade blue.
April 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Her eyes were Gatorade blue.
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I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
April 30, 2024 at 8:38 AM
I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
girls are like “omg he’s a stalker” and then “uhhgh nobody pays attention to me”
April 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
girls are like “omg he’s a stalker” and then “uhhgh nobody pays attention to me”
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Bro hurt me so bad I started posting
April 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Bro hurt me so bad I started posting
if i slam more than 3 white claws an hour i instantly start my period
April 19, 2024 at 6:29 PM
if i slam more than 3 white claws an hour i instantly start my period
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Doing a bunch of CAPTCHA tests just to feel human.
April 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Doing a bunch of CAPTCHA tests just to feel human.
Lots of bitches refer to me as a beacon of positivity and love
April 19, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Lots of bitches refer to me as a beacon of positivity and love
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I just know future me is going to have her shit together.
April 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I just know future me is going to have her shit together.
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training so i can eventually smuggle a Pringles can in my cooch
April 18, 2024 at 12:39 PM
training so i can eventually smuggle a Pringles can in my cooch
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There's that special time of night when you're like dude I'm gonna have a hot dog
March 31, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There's that special time of night when you're like dude I'm gonna have a hot dog
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But like for real though do your dicks touch when you hug? Asking for a friend or whatever
April 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
But like for real though do your dicks touch when you hug? Asking for a friend or whatever
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I missed when I hit 666 followers, so I guess not today either, Satan.
April 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I missed when I hit 666 followers, so I guess not today either, Satan.
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We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots.
April 16, 2024 at 3:08 AM
We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots.
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bsky is great bc it seems to be one of the only places women can be funny w/o guys wanting to chop their dicks off
April 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
bsky is great bc it seems to be one of the only places women can be funny w/o guys wanting to chop their dicks off
one time i peed so hard, the tip of my dick split open like a microwaved hotdog
April 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
one time i peed so hard, the tip of my dick split open like a microwaved hotdog
my penis is so huge that it doesn’t even look real
April 17, 2024 at 7:35 PM
my penis is so huge that it doesn’t even look real