Mild Peril
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Mild Peril
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How do I alert culinary Bluesky, I have achieved kransekake
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Reading the Voyage of the Beagle at the mo, and among many fantastic moments is the one when Charles Darwin starts panicking because he thinks he's been served veal, which he thinks is barbaric - but it turns out it's okay! It's just puma!!!

Luv the Victorians
March 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Went to the Natural History Museum to look at dinosaurs and taxidermy birds and things in jars. Late lunch/early dinner at Kensington Creperie. Hours in a very floral pub I can’t remember the name of, awkward hug goodbye at Gloucester Road Station. Twelve hours together. Absolutely smitten.
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?

My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
As everyone has already shared, the Wes Anderson exhibition at the Design Museum is INCROYABLE
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Hitchcock's less known thriller
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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reading about this petty and wildly undignified beef between rival biographers of poet laureate John Betjeman
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Parents just send me this link. Headline is something else lol 😂

“A fat parrot that can’t fly is laying an egg live on camera and is making New Zealanders super excited”
Een dikke papegaai die niet kan vliegen legt live een ei en maakt Nieuw-Zeeland ‘dolenthousiast’
Biologie: Na vier jaar is de kakapo, een iconische Nieuw-Zeelandse loopvogel, eindelijk weer aan het broeden. Natuurbeschermers zijn uitgelaten, want de zwaarste papegaai ter wereld wordt ernstig bedr...
www.nrc.nl
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Thanks, @katebeaton.bsky.social, my sister shared this in the family chat and I had to explain Kelis' Milkshake to my dad.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old
a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Roses are red
Hives have bees in
Good news: It’s kākāpō fuck season
The world is going to hell in a handbasket but at least the kākāpō are going hog wild.
thespinoff.co.nz
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I am 21 steps into an 83 step embroidery kit, if it’s all like that silk-wrapped purl this will be what kills me
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Zandra Rhodes.

Also a duel in the Pickwick Papers was fought there (because Dickens lived five minutes away when he was a child), and it was both a Napoleonic-era fort and a military hospital.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I would die for this man, I have so much respect for his dedication to the craft
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I used to be Mainstream Fat and buying clothes was hard. Then I got older and worse, took antipsychotics, and now I am Specialist Size Range Fat and buying clothes is fucking impossible
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Bought clothing from conventional clothing retailers and it’s awful! I hate it all! Owning a body is the worst! Tomorrow I pick up the dressmaking scissors again!
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
What are your currently open Wikipedia pages? Mine include List of fictional prime ministers of the United Kingdom, the Popjustice £20 Music Prize, Rough Crossing, Richard Burton, Gale Weathers, the Personal life of Clint Eastwood and Blue Bell Hill
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
“Boogie woogie” is our command to switch the lights on in the living room. Partner is trying to set up a profile that switches all the other lights off but is struggling and refuses to accept my suggestion of “bugle boy”.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Bird’s route to my lap for his daily seven minute fuss (never longer) now involves climbing over Partner with a callous disregard. He will not approach from my side of the sofa, but has to make it clear to P that he is the less desirable of the humans.
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/4nHEqcRjVm8?...
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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How it started / how it’s going
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM