Mild Peril
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Mild Peril
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Awkward nerd.
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How do I alert culinary Bluesky, I have achieved kransekake
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Me every time an old French actor dies: i can’t remember if they were Islamophobic or homophobic or xenophobic or just a misogynist
Me, googling: oh, all of them, I see
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Again,
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Went to read about all of Return of the King’s Oscars and it turns out the 2004 Oscars In Memoriam section included Leni Riefenstahl, which feels like an odd choice for a lighthearted evening of celebration
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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How dads comment on someone leaving the lights on, around the world...
 
5. It’s like the Blackpool illuminations in ’ere (UK English)
4. Are we living in Bethlehem? (Croatian)
3. We’re not in Versailles (French)
2. Is it Diwali again? (Hindi)
1. Was your grandpa Nikola Tesla? (Serbian)
June 16, 2024 at 11:06 AM
I am freezing, but Partner has gifted the sofa blanket to the cat, who is sitting on it and glowering at anyone who comes near
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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My favorite thing about Frog and Toad is that it is the story of two men deeply and obviously in love with one another, drawn as a tribute to his lifelong partner by a gay man long before their relationship was socially sanctioned.
Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.

They sat there, feeling happy together.
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh?”
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Since we're all talking about podcasts, it's a fun thing to note that they have long outlived the piece of technology that gave them their name, and there will soon be people, if there aren't already, who will need an explanation of why they're called that which also includes what an iPod was.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Alas! It is 31 years since the world was deprived of one of its more colourful culinary characters: Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey – better known as double bigamist, child abandoner, amphetamine user, dangerous driver, and celebrity cook Fanny Cradock
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This sore throat is giving me earache, why must all the tubes in my head be connected
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Right, we’ve got panettone and non-alcoholic mulled punch and mince pies and sherry and The Fellowship of the Rings is going on
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

When Harry Met Sally (1989) is now available on @BBCiPlayer for 29 days.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside

🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Stuffing/pigs in blankets somewhat incinerated, but the turkey was perfect
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had a spoonful go the turkey juices and they were heavenly, still waiting on the roasties, parsnips, stuffing balls and pigs in blankets
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM