Rural Pine
@pearlrhein.com
Actor, musician, songwriter, flightless bird
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Ragtime reminds me there’s not enough shows written for baritone voices. There’s an overemphasis on high notes in contemporary musicals; people have forgotten how comforting and powerful low notes can be
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ragtime reminds me there’s not enough shows written for baritone voices. There’s an overemphasis on high notes in contemporary musicals; people have forgotten how comforting and powerful low notes can be
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
“Ten out of twelve”
“Ten out of twelve”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
“The tapes wouldn’t start”
“The tapes wouldn’t start”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
“Ten out of twelve”
“Ten out of twelve”
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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September 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
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ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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I'm dying. The sheer lack of chill
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm dying. The sheer lack of chill
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What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority?
ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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August 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority?
ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
/
ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
/
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Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.
August 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.
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I have now watched this about fourteen times and I think I’ve decided my favorite part is when the guy in front, who is clearly the dance captain, does the air guitar
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have now watched this about fourteen times and I think I’ve decided my favorite part is when the guy in front, who is clearly the dance captain, does the air guitar
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Kids are wild man, our 3yo URGENTLY needed to be a cyclops so he drew an eyeball then spent afternoon in full character as “Mike Wazowski” pretending to be meeting us for the first time, walking around the store with a paper plate strapped to his face calling me Robert asking me if I have any kids
July 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Kids are wild man, our 3yo URGENTLY needed to be a cyclops so he drew an eyeball then spent afternoon in full character as “Mike Wazowski” pretending to be meeting us for the first time, walking around the store with a paper plate strapped to his face calling me Robert asking me if I have any kids
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
Realizing in early middle age that I’m basically 40 Systems in a trench coat
I can't find it due to search engines no longer working, but there's an old tumblr screenshot about ADHD evaluations where a person is asked whether they tend to lose socks.
And they go "Ah, no, I used to lose my socks all the time but I have Devised a System, allow me to explain it"
And they go "Ah, no, I used to lose my socks all the time but I have Devised a System, allow me to explain it"
July 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Realizing in early middle age that I’m basically 40 Systems in a trench coat
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Monday challenge: post the least flattering photo you have of your pet
July 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Monday challenge: post the least flattering photo you have of your pet
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
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Huge turtle wife, happy life
July 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Huge turtle wife, happy life
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Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
Hey sorry I’m late, I accidentally let a banana ripen in my backpack for 48 hours. Just caught a whiff and immediately died. I’m a ghost
July 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey sorry I’m late, I accidentally let a banana ripen in my backpack for 48 hours. Just caught a whiff and immediately died. I’m a ghost
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Inside you, there are two wolves.
July 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Inside you, there are two wolves.
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i forgot i made this im crying
June 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i forgot i made this im crying