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Rural Pine
@pearlrhein.com
Actor, musician, songwriter, flightless bird
Leave it to the NYT to take a side swipe at the people in these jobs in the first fucking sentence. Not everyone experiences a “sinking feeling” when informed that one experienced professional happens to be substituting for another experienced professional
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey when you added this correction to the top of the article you forgot to also correct THE HEADLINE
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
August 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I just started watching “Spenser: For Hire” for the first time (it’s on Tubi!) that describes the three main characters to a T. I’ve been really surprised at the show’s humanity, and some of the storylines feel progressive even today
May 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“First, Democrats should express their frustration and disgust with the ways extremists on both sides have weaponized the issue...While there is no moral equivalency between those two sides”
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Democrats should express their frustration and disgust with the ways extremists on both sides have weaponized the issue…While there is no moral equivalency between those two sides” I think I found the problem
May 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Historical photos of people are still easiest for me, thanks to the overly-clear detail on suspiciously symmetrical faces. Even easier when the AI gives a suffragist a hat made of hair
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Carl Reiner (and Mel Brooks) speak for me:
May 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I save up all my rage for scammers
May 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Non-religious people the last week:
April 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Just got a targeted ad for “Age-Appropriate Denim”
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
omg this bitch killed a nun
April 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Ah, the beautiful hand shapes of classical ballet
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Was your child created in Midjourney? Bring his melting face to Tiny Tunes & Tumbles!
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Finally, an UES church is offering beginner ballet classes for gummy AI toddlers
April 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My god, Amazon Fashion, you’ve done it again
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 28, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I humbly suggest REVERSAL OF FORTUNE (1990). Glenn Close and Jeremy Irons play the real-life Claus and Sunny von Bülow. Irons is one sneer away from full camp, and Ron Silver plays his actual appeal lawyer Ron Dershowitz. Surprisingly high quality trash
November 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
One of my favorite details about the book is that it’s the author’s only horror. Siddons primarily wrote dishy southern lit fic, the elevated beach reads of her time. Her covers are aggressively pastel. Her novel “Heartbreak Hotel” was turned into the movie “Heart of Dixie”
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
repost with a favorite book from your childhood
August 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
This press release gets loonier and better with every word
January 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
January 3, 2024 at 2:51 PM