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Happiness is not something readily made. It comes from your own actions.
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When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy
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Everyone wants to make “sense” of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Everyone wants to make “sense” of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.
Ah yes, @nickhannula.bsky.social weather
It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ah yes, @nickhannula.bsky.social weather
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My bathroom just got gerrymandered and now I’m not allowed to shit in there
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My bathroom just got gerrymandered and now I’m not allowed to shit in there
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.
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this country is still worth fighting for
James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this country is still worth fighting for
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If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.
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right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
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Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger
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It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
Big Midwestern Energy
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Overweight Penn State University freshman Kyle Norton cleared up any confusion about the future of his daily wardrobe Monday when he declared that, despite the recent drop in tempera...
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September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I’m cracking up imagining the average Packers “owner” getting so angry at the suggestion that they’re socialists like the 9/11 Clydesdales praying to Mecca tweet
September 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m cracking up imagining the average Packers “owner” getting so angry at the suggestion that they’re socialists like the 9/11 Clydesdales praying to Mecca tweet
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
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universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Bill Clinton was spotted at the airport in New York with a defibrillator among his luggage.
Bill Clinton, 79, Spotted With Medical Device at Airport
Hillary Clinton was also in tow with the former president, who suffered a heart attack that required bypass surgery in 2004.
trib.al
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
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It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
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Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
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Undertale
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Undertale
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Chicago keeping art alive:
August 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Chicago keeping art alive: