Patrick (wassailing)
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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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Embrace Louise Lucas Thought
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Embrace Louise Lucas Thought
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it's been weird, having a moral worldview that can be summarized as "grew up christian in the south, took the red text in the bible pretty seriously and literally" and grow up to have it be kind of scoldy college liberal coded?
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it's been weird, having a moral worldview that can be summarized as "grew up christian in the south, took the red text in the bible pretty seriously and literally" and grow up to have it be kind of scoldy college liberal coded?
Wrote this script for an episode of Bones: “Hey bones, come look at this bone.” “I saw that but what about this bone.” “Officer bones, bone call. Something…about a bone?”
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wrote this script for an episode of Bones: “Hey bones, come look at this bone.” “I saw that but what about this bone.” “Officer bones, bone call. Something…about a bone?”
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Doing excel bookkeeping for my video game siege army’s camp and supplies after 8 hrs of excel bookkeeping for my rent and food
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Doing excel bookkeeping for my video game siege army’s camp and supplies after 8 hrs of excel bookkeeping for my rent and food
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Aldi mix brownies + Aldi vanilla ice cream (they recently inexplicably halved the price!) - S tier dessert
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Aldi mix brownies + Aldi vanilla ice cream (they recently inexplicably halved the price!) - S tier dessert
Haven’t checked in some time, where are we as a society vis a vis scrubs?
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Haven’t checked in some time, where are we as a society vis a vis scrubs?
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2 weeks until my Amazon Prime membership ends (eat shit Bezos) anybody got tips? try not to buy so much stuff?
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
2 weeks until my Amazon Prime membership ends (eat shit Bezos) anybody got tips? try not to buy so much stuff?
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Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
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A really nice figure of population and partisan malapportionment in national legislatures around the world
from Beramendi, Boix, Guinjoan, and Rogers (yassified by The Economist) priceschool.usc.edu/wp-content/u...
from Beramendi, Boix, Guinjoan, and Rogers (yassified by The Economist) priceschool.usc.edu/wp-content/u...
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A really nice figure of population and partisan malapportionment in national legislatures around the world
from Beramendi, Boix, Guinjoan, and Rogers (yassified by The Economist) priceschool.usc.edu/wp-content/u...
from Beramendi, Boix, Guinjoan, and Rogers (yassified by The Economist) priceschool.usc.edu/wp-content/u...
Beans is how
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Beans is how
Is too early to don gay apparel?
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Is too early to don gay apparel?
Video game I’m mildly excited about today mostly because I can play with kids: Marvel Cosmic Invasion
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Video game I’m mildly excited about today mostly because I can play with kids: Marvel Cosmic Invasion
My sources are telling me the next Verzuz is gonna be Arcade Fire v Bon Iver
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My sources are telling me the next Verzuz is gonna be Arcade Fire v Bon Iver
Tryna get that Frankenstein’s monster physique (Del Toro)
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Tryna get that Frankenstein’s monster physique (Del Toro)
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I made pork shoulder
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I made pork shoulder
2 heroes from my youth
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
2 heroes from my youth
Who else going to use grok to do epic vulgar roasts today
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Who else going to use grok to do epic vulgar roasts today