Egg
@patob.bsky.social
Reply guy from Twitter.
It’s holding on
It’s holding on
They’re saying if we make this same joke 3 more times 2016 won’t happen. (No shade at all to Tim or Bill, but man, they are two of like 15 people on my timeline making this joke)
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They’re saying if we make this same joke 3 more times 2016 won’t happen. (No shade at all to Tim or Bill, but man, they are two of like 15 people on my timeline making this joke)
@janecoaston.bsky.social Purdue running the all PI offense against Ohio State
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@janecoaston.bsky.social Purdue running the all PI offense against Ohio State
It was very kind of college football to not counterprogram the World Series with anything remotely interesting
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It was very kind of college football to not counterprogram the World Series with anything remotely interesting
I like Carl Beijer more often than not but man, we need to get him back on Twitter so he can actually argue with people he disagrees with, rather than finding things to get mad at people 10-20% less to the left than him
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I like Carl Beijer more often than not but man, we need to get him back on Twitter so he can actually argue with people he disagrees with, rather than finding things to get mad at people 10-20% less to the left than him
How much do you want to bet that State Farm thought Captain of Captain and Tennille was still alive when they greenlit that “you needed this Captain, got this one” ad
September 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How much do you want to bet that State Farm thought Captain of Captain and Tennille was still alive when they greenlit that “you needed this Captain, got this one” ad
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That dick is trash, got it.
Watters: What is it like being married to Stephen Miller?
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That dick is trash, got it.
Imagine making a point so bad that Michael Tracey is able to dunk on you
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Imagine making a point so bad that Michael Tracey is able to dunk on you
(Jack Benny voice) No Alarms and No Surprises, Please!
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
(Jack Benny voice) No Alarms and No Surprises, Please!
They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game
Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me
There should be a filter on here for when you can tell posters you like are in a bad mood
August 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There should be a filter on here for when you can tell posters you like are in a bad mood
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why does the left have to talk about men getting laid. i’m not here to help other men find love. who am i, bagger vance. he’s got his own problems. spike lee had a term for it but i dont feel comfortable repeating it here. that said, it was a bad movie either way. golf’s not a sport either
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
why does the left have to talk about men getting laid. i’m not here to help other men find love. who am i, bagger vance. he’s got his own problems. spike lee had a term for it but i dont feel comfortable repeating it here. that said, it was a bad movie either way. golf’s not a sport either
This robit is Tim Robinson
July 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This robit is Tim Robinson
Everyone needs to agree to call it A.I. on here because I need to be able to mute these goddamn conversations
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Everyone needs to agree to call it A.I. on here because I need to be able to mute these goddamn conversations
Honest question: outside of that one really dumb Atlantic article has there actually been anything that shows an elite pushback to Zohran?
June 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Honest question: outside of that one really dumb Atlantic article has there actually been anything that shows an elite pushback to Zohran?
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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
June 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
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This game needs more shots of old Knicks players hanging around like guys coming back to high school to relive their glory days
May 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This game needs more shots of old Knicks players hanging around like guys coming back to high school to relive their glory days
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
March 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I;m thinking about thos Beans
Telling my friend I missed my chance to buy Paul Simon tickets due to her and now I’m stuck going to an art Garfunkel show and it might be the best bit I’ve ever done
March 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Telling my friend I missed my chance to buy Paul Simon tickets due to her and now I’m stuck going to an art Garfunkel show and it might be the best bit I’ve ever done
Man, imagine having basically any artistic endeavor humanity has ever done at your fingertips on the internet and choosing to watch an SNL special
February 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Man, imagine having basically any artistic endeavor humanity has ever done at your fingertips on the internet and choosing to watch an SNL special
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun