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It’s holding on
“Ach, mein weiner”
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At least think up a new crime to fabricate
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I've said this before but its pretty clear Gervais sees Brent's biggest weakness as being not famous.
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I hear they're inventing a new kind of entitlement just for this game!
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is why I didn’t get the people who decided to fully go to the mat for Planter. Like Mills doesn’t have to be the alternative. We’ve still got plenty of time. He isn’t the only young person in the state
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t think there is a bigger disconnect between readership and writer than Florio and the PFT group
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
As a Guardians fan, even knowing all of this, I still look back fondly on Clase absolutely wrecking shop, because that's the kind of stuff I watch sports for.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean that's not what anyone here is saying? They're saying "we can't be sure anyone isn't doing this, so don't say definitively we now XYZ is clean." Because to Craig's point, Clase was a demigod in 2024, and we know by that point that he was already tipping pitches.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It used to be that very few sportsbooks in the US took money on prop bets, for this very reason.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It really feels like at some point before he even got to Michigan someone decided JJ was going to be the next face of football and whoever decided it won’t stop pushing it, even with the on field product not being there
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is the second time where King has said this and it’s like…show your fucking work. At least pull the Tim Kaine thing and say I wanted federal workers to get paid again card
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Trying to think of a coaching change that could bring down the government before and drawing a blank
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
More like bun(s) ell(yeah)
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its such a beautifully in character line that is also 100% perfect at explaining what insurance is
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They really need to watch the Simpsons episode where Maude says that Ned doesn’t believe in insurance because it’s a form of gambling. Makes the whole system make sense
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They should split the difference and give it to Jeremiah Smith since everyone knows he's actually the best player in college football
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't know. He does legitimately suck at whipping votes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think its probably also pretty valuable to know what other people are paying for their premiums, because, as they love to say "its an open market" (ha) and more knowledge of what is out there is better
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My stance is always that Jeffries sucks but he at least seems to have a good handle of what the Dems he’s ostensibly in charge of are up to. Chuck just always seems clueless, and even if he had the best politics in the world, which he doesn’t, is absolutely disqualifying
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Because Norm hasn’t been
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
God I hope toilet. I don’t want to think about his dusty ass dick, which I’m now thinking about anyway
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Incredibly mad right now (that the final score isn’t 3-2)
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
But when it comes time to vote for them?
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I mean the base will, that’s why they’re the base
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Kaine is absolutely gettable because his calculus is clearly based on a faulty assumption that federal workers want this over
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM